Paul wins IA & NH

[Zarn]

Chairmansanchez, ModernBourbanDemocrat, Zarn, Wormy and I have one big circle jerk and pass around a celebratory joint.

please don't infract me for this

I'm not gay for Paul. I'm just voting for him. Why does everyone have to be gay for their candidates? This might explain the support for Bachmann.

[Ⓐnarchy in the ☭☭☭P!]

The "serious commentators" who endorse Gingrich, Romney, or Obama would go into denial and rant for a while.

Paul'd probably win the nomination with these wins to give him momentum barring some incredible event (eg. every single candidate dropping out and endorsing Gingrich or Romney).

The media would probably fall in between "ignoring" (EG. "Romney beats Gingrich for second place in New Hampshire) and "Blatant attacks" (EG. "Ron Paul is radical and cannot be allowed to win!")

I'd get very, very high.