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Question: on Christmas ?
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Christkind
 
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Santa Claus
 
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Tender Branson
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« on: December 24, 2011, 02:23:41 AM »

The Christkind of course.
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« Reply #1 on: December 24, 2011, 04:24:10 AM »

Traditionally it's the Chrischtchindli in Switzerland, but in the recent years the American Santa Claus has started to compete with it. The Samichlaus, the Swiss version of Santa Claus, howeverm only appears on December 6 of course.
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« Reply #2 on: December 24, 2011, 09:10:32 AM »

Dear Leader Steve Harper of course.
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« Reply #3 on: December 24, 2011, 09:20:06 AM »

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« Reply #4 on: December 24, 2011, 09:59:48 AM »

Santa Clause
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« Reply #5 on: December 24, 2011, 10:05:51 AM »

Jerry Sandusky
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« Reply #6 on: December 24, 2011, 10:38:45 AM »

the proletariat: The Elves.
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« Reply #7 on: December 24, 2011, 11:25:45 AM »

Rick Perry.
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« Reply #8 on: December 24, 2011, 11:37:38 AM »

Too soon?
In my case, UPS. I have never had such mixed feelings in my life as I do over Amazon's sales tax exemption in TN. It's obviously wrong, but how can it be wrong when it feels so right? The Jew is strong in this one.
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« Reply #9 on: December 25, 2011, 05:33:53 AM »

Santa Claus (aka Father Christmas as we say).

La Befana does too, of course. Wink
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« Reply #10 on: December 25, 2011, 03:58:01 PM »

I don't think Santa's sleaigh could compete with the Cain Train.
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« Reply #11 on: December 25, 2011, 07:11:14 PM »

The only thing I find less believable than an old man in a red suit and a big white beard driving a sleigh with 8 reindeer flying in front of it from the North Pole and landing on rooftops across the world to deliver presents....

Is believing that the Christ child does this.
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« Reply #12 on: December 26, 2011, 09:41:33 AM »
« Edited: December 26, 2011, 09:46:40 AM by Senator Kalwejt »

I'm always delivering the presents. It's my task since I learned (in tears) that Santa cannot do this, because he was shot down over Hanoi during Christmas 1968.


So you got nothing, you dirty LIEberal?
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« Reply #13 on: December 26, 2011, 10:06:31 AM »

I'm always delivering the presents. It's my task since I learned (in tears) that Santa cannot do this, because he was shot down over Hanoi during Christmas 1968.

 Heh. At least he died in service to his country.
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« Reply #14 on: December 26, 2011, 10:37:38 AM »

I'm always delivering the presents. It's my task since I learned (in tears) that Santa cannot do this, because he was shot down over Hanoi during Christmas 1968.

 Heh. At least he died in service to his country.

Which one?
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« Reply #15 on: December 26, 2011, 05:29:17 PM »

I'm always delivering the presents. It's my task since I learned (in tears) that Santa cannot do this, because he was shot down over Hanoi during Christmas 1968.

 Heh. At least he died in service to his country.

Which one?

He lives in Lapponia, so I guess he's Finnish.
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« Reply #16 on: December 26, 2011, 05:31:30 PM »

Considering the quality of the average present, I find blaming that on the Christkind sacrilegious.  Now, maybe in other countries your presents are better so it makes more sense.
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« Reply #17 on: December 26, 2011, 05:57:05 PM »

I'm always delivering the presents. It's my task since I learned (in tears) that Santa cannot do this, because he was shot down over Hanoi during Christmas 1968.

 Heh. At least he died in service to his country.

Which one?

He lives in Lapponia, so I guess he's Finnish.

Roll Eyes

Um, Dr. Santa is from North Pole.
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« Reply #18 on: December 26, 2011, 06:07:49 PM »

I've never heard of the Christkind.
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« Reply #19 on: December 26, 2011, 06:31:38 PM »

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« Reply #20 on: December 27, 2011, 06:59:30 AM »

I'm always delivering the presents. It's my task since I learned (in tears) that Santa cannot do this, because he was shot down over Hanoi during Christmas 1968.

 Heh. At least he died in service to his country.

Which one?

He lives in Lapponia, so I guess he's Finnish.

Roll Eyes

Um, Dr. Santa is from North Pole.



You dumbass. Tongue
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« Reply #21 on: December 27, 2011, 07:52:58 AM »

I'm always delivering the presents. It's my task since I learned (in tears) that Santa cannot do this, because he was shot down over Hanoi during Christmas 1968.

 Heh. At least he died in service to his country.

Which one?

He lives in Lapponia, so I guess he's Finnish.

Roll Eyes

Um, Dr. Santa is from North Pole.



You dumbass. Tongue

Roll Eyes
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« Reply #22 on: December 27, 2011, 09:26:53 AM »

I'm always delivering the presents. It's my task since I learned (in tears) that Santa cannot do this, because he was shot down over Hanoi during Christmas 1968.

 Heh. At least he died in service to his country.

Which one?

He lives in Lapponia, so I guess he's Finnish.

Roll Eyes

Um, Dr. Santa is from North Pole.



You dumbass. Tongue

Dear Leader Stephen Harper will not tolerate the Finnish-Santa invasion of Canadian sovereign territory!
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« Reply #23 on: December 27, 2011, 10:44:03 AM »

Santa Claus is rather Nietzschean with his habit of always giving more presents to the rich kids.
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