I just signed up to have Mormon missionaries visit me at home

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

If I ever run into them again I'm going to ask them why they don't raise their hands or dance at their church services.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

(ftr I have Christian-ish music playing as I write this.)

Mineral?

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

I actually think this is a positive development, since it means Tweed is moving toward Christ. Now he just needs to reject the Book of Mormon and LDS hierarchy and rituals and take Christ alone, and he's where he should be.

Tweed are you going to wear a tie Sunday? Or a band shirt?

I kind of have an unofficial rule that I'll never go to a church where the pastor wears a tie, which kind of eliminates me from ever going to a Mormon church. Unless of course they are doing it "ironically". Honestly if I ever was preaching I might wear a tie...but with a band shirt and torn jeans as well. And if I bothered to buy a tie and learn how to tie it as well.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

So is Tweed going to vote for Romney?

Hey Tweed do you still have your Lenin shirt from your communist phase? You should wear that on Sunday.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

So did you go to church today?

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Yeah I always knew the difference between LDS temples and churches. Once an LDS temple was built and opened in Bismarck I remembered how a weird alliance of fundies and liberals would constantly picket and demonstrate outside it.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

So let's imagine there was a huge blizzard and some people got stranded and the only building nearby was an LDS Temple and they basically had to either take refuge there or freeze to death. Would the Mormons be OK with them entering? Because there's no question all Christian churches would let people inside in such a situation no matter what their religion was.