I just signed up to have Mormon missionaries visit me at home

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

...I may try to have sex with her though.

well, she might be very deceived, but she ain't that desperate.

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

I didn't know Naso taught courses in writing style.

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

"so after the Lamanites slayed the last of the Nephites, there was no contact between God and the people of Earth until Joseph Smith 1200 years later?"...

are you high?  you seriously, seriously need to do a search of the bible (OT/NT) on the word "remnant"...you will find the above idea completely contrary to scripture, both OT and NT, for, according to the bible, there has never been a time period when God did not have a representative on earth.

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

are you high?  you seriously, seriously need to do a search of the bible (OT/NT) on the word "remnant"...you will find the above idea completely contrary to scripture, both OT and NT, for, according to the bible, there has never been a time period when God did not have a representative on earth.

...wait, who is God's current representative on Earth?

those who are filled with the Spirit of Christ

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

He has to be trolling?

not sure if he is trolling, but I am sure that I warned him.