since Nappy has drawn up a fictional 'tour', I will too.
May 7: campaign kickoff in Philadelphia, Mississippi. guest speaker: Art Laffer
May 9: Denton, Texas. Teenage Cool Kids will be performing
May 11: will be meeting up with bgwah at an undisclosed location in King County. then after that we will buy a cheap megaphone and scream things at the site of the old Kingdome. guest speaker: Dean Logan
you get the idea
Why is Art Laffer speaking on behalf of a candidate of the CPoA (M-L-T)? Wasn't he a Reagan-area economist who pretty much invented supply-side economics?
Did you not notice he is starting his campaign in Philadelphia, MS like Ronald Reagan did. The city was where three civil rights workers were murdered in 1964. Pure coincidence, surely. 
Can't have a campaign without visiting some backwater village of 7,000 people in Mississippi.
I did notice something of that sort, but he's also going to the eleventh largest city in the Ft. Worth area and part of his campaign strategy is screaming at people with a megaphone, so I wrote it off as rather inconsequential.
