For entertainment value, the results should be announced live during the candidate forum: Huckabee will be handed an envelope with the vote totals, which he will dramatically open and declare, "Mitt...you are NOT THE WINNER of Washington's caucuses." Santorum will do a victory dance and a random black woman will run up on stage screaming and try to pull some of Romney's hair out. Several chairs will also be thrown.
Nah. Rather than try to pull it out, she ought to see if his hair is as flame-retardant as Romney said it is.
