I'm officially an old man...

[Joe Biden 2020]

I went to Golden Corral with my parents for dinner this evening and either this guy wasn't thinking or had a skewed judgement, but I got my first SENIOR CITIZEN DISCOUNT!! I was about to say I won't be 50 for another 20 years, but I kept my mouth shut and took the discount.

[Negusa Nagast 🚀]

If this passes as an entertaining story for you, you must live a dull life.

[Joe Biden 2020]

If this passes as an entertaining story for you, you must live a dull life.

Well, it's the fact that I'm not anywhere near the age of a Senior Citizen.  I will be 30 next month.  I'm still 20 years from my 50th birthday, the time when a lot of people start getting their first discount.

And, yes, to most people my life would be considered dull.  I think it's exciting, though!

[Vazdul (Formerly Chairman of the Communist Party of Ontario)]

I was about to say I won't be 50 for another 20 years, but I kept my mouth shut and took the discount.

You have sinned. Go back and pay the difference, or face an eternity in Hell.

It really scares me, though, that someone only a few months older than myself could be mistaken for an old.

[CLARENCE 2015!]

There are worse things...

[Vazdul (Formerly Chairman of the Communist Party of Ontario)]

There are worse things...

You mean like actually being an old?

[Negusa Nagast 🚀]

If this passes as an entertaining story for you, you must live a dull life.

And, yes, to most people my life would be considered dull.  I think it's exciting, though!

I suppose I can't argue with a sunny outlook on life.

[opebo]

If this passes as an entertaining story for you, you must live a dull life.

And, yes, to most people my life would be considered dull.  I think it's exciting, though!

I suppose I can't argue with a sunny outlook on life.

Its more interesting than a lot of the anecdotes related by the callows on here.

[Politico]

There are worse things...

You mean like actually being an old?

The only alternative to aging is dying. I'd like to stick with the former.

[Small Business Owner of Any Repute]

So, I guess I'm the one who has to say it, huh?

You got the discount because of your parents, not because you look like a senior citizen.

[Thomas D]

So, I guess I'm the one who has to say it, huh?

You got the discount because of your parents, not because you look like a senior citizen.

Awww...you told him.

And we were so close to getting him to inject botox into his forehead.

[Joe Republic]

If this passes as an entertaining story for you, you must live a dull life.

In case you missed it, here it is again:

               

[Vazdul (Formerly Chairman of the Communist Party of Ontario)]

There are worse things...

You mean like actually being an old?

The only alternative to aging is dying. I'd like to stick with the former.

Okay, fair point. But the comment was made in jest, as is evidenced by the little smiley face with the tongue sticking out.

[Joe Biden 2020]

So, I guess I'm the one who has to say it, huh?

You got the discount because of your parents, not because you look like a senior citizen.

Right, because my parents got the discount, he accidentally rung up 3 discount buffets.  It's still fun to say it, though!!  It's still kind of funny.

[Joe Biden 2020]

If this passes as an entertaining story for you, you must live a dull life.

In case you missed it, here it is again:

               

Oklahomans can live pretty exciting lives, too.  There are plenty of things to do in Oklahoma that don't necessarily involve riding horses.

[memphis]

I wouldn't take being mistaken as a senior a compliment....

[CLARENCE 2015!]

Why not memphis?

[Joe Biden 2020]

To be honest, I am actually looking forward to growing old.  Each day that I get older puts me closer to going home to see my Jesus!  Note: my home is heaven, not Oklahoma.

[tpfkaw]

my home is heaven, not Oklahoma.

How does one tell the difference?

[Vazdul (Formerly Chairman of the Communist Party of Ontario)]

my home is heaven, not Oklahoma.

How does one tell the difference?

Very easily, I would imagine.

Oh wait, was that sarcasm?

[Хahar 🤔]

Might be time to shave that mustache.

[Joe Republic]

Might be time to shave that mustache.

Oh god, please don't say he still has that child rapist thing on his face.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Might be time to shave that mustache.

Oh god, please don't say he still has that child rapist thing on his face.

I still have my mustache, and I have no plans to get rid of it, unless requested to do so by a woman, and right now there are no ladies on the horizon.

[Joe Republic]

I still have my mustache, and I have no plans to get rid of it, unless requested to do so by a woman, and right now there are no ladies on the horizon.

And nor will there be as long as you look like you might at some point try to rape and murder them.

[Joe Biden 2020]

I still have my mustache, and I have no plans to get rid of it, unless requested to do so by a woman, and right now there are no ladies on the horizon.

And nor will there be as long as you look like you might at some point try to rape and murder them.

Maybe, maybe not.  Not every girl looks at the physical appearance of a man.  There are some women out there who look at what really counts, and that is the heart and soul of a man.  I will grant you that shaving my mustache would probably enhance my "chances", but then again, I believe my God has the perfect woman picked out for me and I just haven't met her, yet. Even if He doesn't, I am starting to grow more and more content with remaining single the rest of my life.  Being single gives the freedom and flexibility to move around the country or the world, and serve my God wherever He leads me without having to worry about moving an entire family.  In a worldly point of view, if my job transferred me to a different part of the country, I can move a whole lot easier and quicker being single than I can with a family.  I would love to raise a family, and I still believe that is still my destiny to be a Godly husband and father, but even if it is not, as Scripture says "I have learned in all things to be content."