(VIDEO) Reaganfan's Pearls of Wisdom II

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Those pictures are clear violation of both ToS and good taste. Moderators, carry on.

DO WE REALLY WANT AN INNOCENT CHILDREN TO LOOK AT NASO'S TONGUE WHILE THEY ARE LOOKING FOR ELECTION MAPS FOR EDUCATIONAL PURPOUSES?

The life of Michael A. Naso is far more educational than any election map.

Educational can be both positive and negative.

You mean children would stay away from nasoism after watching this?

We need to show this video at schools then.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

That is awesome...

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

Those pictures are clear violation of both ToS and good taste. Moderators, carry on.

DO WE REALLY WANT AN INNOCENT CHILDREN TO LOOK AT NASO'S TONGUE WHILE THEY ARE LOOKING FOR ELECTION MAPS FOR EDUCATIONAL PURPOUSES?

What are "purpouses"?  Are those like porpoises?

[Fmr President & Senator Polnut]

Those pictures are clear violation of both ToS and good taste. Moderators, carry on.

DO WE REALLY WANT AN INNOCENT CHILDREN TO LOOK AT NASO'S TONGUE WHILE THEY ARE LOOKING FOR ELECTION MAPS FOR EDUCATIONAL PURPOUSES?

What are "purpouses"?  Are those like porpoises?

Very determined ones I imagine.

[King]

Carpooling sounds like quite the liberal idea, Naso.   It reduces gas usage and defies individuality.

That said, creepiness aside, it was well-made.  You should have gone into filmmaking, Naso.  Shown the liberal Holywood elites who's boss.

[Mechaman]

Lol at McCathcon's comment.

[ZuWo]

I hope you don't brush your teeth like that every time. You need to brush them considerably longer, and you don't need to use so much force - though it's good you are apparently used to brushing your tongue. But keep in mind: tooth brushing should be a smooth and steady activity!

[Mechaman]

I hope you don't brush your teeth like that every time. You need to brush them considerably longer, and you don't need to use so much force - though it's good you are apparently used to brushing your tongue. But keep in mind: tooth brushing should be a smooth and steady activity!

WOrds of truth.

Also, I find that "whitening" toothpaste seems to work miracles when used over long periods of time.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

What I love is the irony Naso employs in his skit. We have a man showering on camera talking about social conservatism. If anyone wanted in on my watching this video today, they would assume the complete opposite. Well done!

[k-onmmunist]

We haven't yet seen you perform your rendition of Never Gonna Give You Up. Correct this at once.

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

http://youtu.be/Zeg-dPGfV6c

LOL!  Dude, I had to stop it after 35 seconds...if you didn't receive 10 death points for trolling, then I DEMAND to have my infraction record cleared and be made AdminDeluxe of this forum!

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

Naso,

Does your girlfriend know you make videos of yourself giving political hand jobs in the buff, which you then post on web sites dominated by homosexuals?

and where is your mom and dad, and why did they leave you alone for the evening?!

[Keystone Phil]

I have little to no doubt that Naso has a real future in comedy.

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

I have little to no doubt that Naso has a real future in comedy.

they make gay porn comedies?

[opebo]

Does your girlfriend know you make videos of yourself giving political hand jobs in the buff, which you then post on web sites dominated by homosexuals?

and where is your mom and dad, and why did they leave you alone for the evening?!

Swinger's club no doubt.

But I doubt any practicing homosexuals would find that video titillating, jmfcst.  You're just on a bit of hair-trigger, understandably.

[angus]

http://youtu.be/Zeg-dPGfV6c

You are awesome, man.  I'll admit it:  I put it on 720p and watched it on full screen.  Pure gold.

It's whacky.  ("git outta here.  I mean it.  I'm still a Republican, which means I'll shoot ya!")  It's pure 80s hair gel.  It's self-effacing.  ("Okay, maybe I'm not as social as the next guy, but at least I'm a social conservative.")  It's optimistic.  ("Santorum won Romney's home state of Michigan, so things are looking pretty good.")  It's angry, white male.  ("I can't read it.  There's no words there!  ... Fine, go!")  It even has the obligatory bleep.  ("I'll do it live!  F----k it!")

It sort of peters out at the end, but otherwise it's an outstanding piece of work. 

Just one thing:  they're called electoral votes, not electrical votes.

[angus]

Okay, I had to watch it again.  Are you singing that Tracy Chapman song while you're scrubbing your pearls of wisdom?!  I missed that the first time through.  Or, I wasn't paying attention because I was sufficiently shocked and amused that you'd film yourself showering that I didn't hear the song.  But now that I hear it I have to say that I have new respect for you.  On many levels.

Live free and live righteously, Mike Naso!

[Torie]

Four impressions:

1. RF is even more lost than Obama without a teleprompter. 

2. RF has hair where I don't, and doesn't have hair where I do.

3. RF brushes his tongue during his libations, and I don't.

4. Both RF and I like to take off our shirt a lot - and then take off some more, damn the camera and who's watching.

That's it folks.

[opebo]

2. RF has hair where I don't, and doesn't have hair where I do.

Fascinating.  You know this is an inevitable part of aging?

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You should.  It reduces bad breath.

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Very unseemly.

[Fmr President & Senator Polnut]

Can I just make a point that the shower curtain is absolutely disgusting...

[memphis]

So Naso now has come out of the closet as a self-aware parady of Republicans? I don't see any other way to interpret this. He broadcasts himself undressing and showering in support of SoCons. Yeah, like that's believable. Wonder if he and the update show have writers in common.