What kind of progressive are you quiz?

[Vermin Supreme]

http://www.fightconservatives.com/Inside-the-Book/What-Breed-of-Liberal-Are-You.html

My results:



You are a New Left Hipster, also known as a MoveOn.org liberal, a Netroots activist, or a Daily Show fanatic. You believe that if we really want to defend American values, conservatives must be exposed, mocked, and assailed for every fanatical, puritanical, warmongering, Constitution-shredding ideal for which they stand.

[Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Bodies for Biden]

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By the way, this was the most ridiculous quiz I ever took.

[tpfkaw]

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Hence, why I'm not a "progressive."  Amusing trip back to 2005 though.

[Redalgo]

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I would agree with Senator Scott... except that there is a conservative counterpart to this quiz.

http://www.fightliberals.com/Inside-the-Book/What-Breed-of-Conservative-Are-You.html

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I feel dirty. My mind has been violated by Mr. Kurtzman. I will never take these quizzes again. xD

[Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Bodies for Biden]

Ah, figures a comedian would make this thing.

[Pingvin]

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[Frodo]

You are a Working Class Warrior, also known as a blue-collar Democrat. You believe that the little guy is getting screwed by conservative greed-mongers and corporate criminals, and you’re not going to take it anymore.
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Sounds about right, though I agree with the above poster that this is a ridiculous quiz.  

[CatoMinor]

You are a Peace Patroller, also known as an anti-war liberal or neo-hippie. You believe in putting an end to American imperial conquest, stopping wars that have already been lost, and supporting our troops by bringing them home.

[TNF]

You are a Working Class Warrior, also known as a blue-collar Democrat. You believe that the little guy is getting screwed by conservative greed-mongers and corporate criminals, and you’re not going to take it anymore.

Not surprised.

[Miles]

You are a Working Class Warrior, also known as a blue-collar Democrat. You believe that the little guy is getting screwed by conservative greed-mongers and corporate criminals, and you’re not going to take it anymore.
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Sounds about right, though I agree with the above poster that this is a ridiculous quiz.  

[LastVoter]

You are a Social Justice Crusader, also known as a rights activist. You believe in equality, fairness, and preventing neo-Confederate conservative troglodytes from rolling back fifty years of civil rights gains.
The Butterfly Ballot answer was the best part about the entire quiz.

[Antonio the Sixth]

You are a Reality-Based Intellectualist, also known as the liberal elite. You are a proud member of what’s known as the reality-based community, where science, reason, and non-Jesus-based thought reign supreme.

That might be right, but the test is pretty silly indeed.

[SUSAN CRUSHBONE]

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...
Okay, then.

[Napoleon]

Your Liberal Breed: Peace Patroller

You are a Peace Patroller, also known as an anti-war liberal or neo-hippie. You believe in putting an end to American imperial conquest, stopping wars that have already been lost, and supporting our troops by bringing them home.

[morgieb]

Your Liberal Breed: Reality-Based Intellectualist

You are a Reality-Based Intellectualist, also known as the liberal elite. You are a proud member of what’s known as the reality-based community, where science, reason, and non-Jesus-based thought reign supreme.

Your Conservative Breed: Freedom Crusader

You are a Freedom Crusader, also known as a neoconservative. You believe in taking the fight directly to the enemy, whether it’s terrorists abroad or the liberal terrorist appeasers at home who give them aid and comfort.

Silly quizzes though. Answered them like heaps differently.

[SUSAN CRUSHBONE]

By the way, this was the most ridiculous quiz I ever took.

Agreed.
Plus, for most of the questions I had to choose the "least bad" answer rather than the "best" answer.

[minionofmidas]

You are a Working Class Warrior, also known as a blue-collar Democrat. You believe that the little guy is getting screwed by conservative greed-mongers and corporate criminals, and you’re not going to take it anymore.
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Sounds about right, though I agree with the above poster that this is a ridiculous quiz.  

My result too. Of course, the last question was the worst one. Obviously, I would force the people who defaced Mount Rushmore to restore it to its natural beauty with their bare teeth.

[Goldwater]

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[This user has not been convicted of 34 felonies]

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Both are about right.

[k-onmmunist]

Your Liberal Breed: Social Justice Crusader








You are a Social Justice Crusader, also known as a rights activist. You believe in equality, fairness, and preventing neo-Confederate conservative troglodytes from rolling back fifty years of civil rights gains.

[Phony Moderate]

Your Liberal Breed: Peace Patroller

You are a Peace Patroller, also known as an anti-war liberal or neo-hippie. You believe in putting an end to American imperial conquest, stopping wars that have already been lost, and supporting our troops by bringing them home.

[RI]

Not surprising.

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[Antonio the Sixth]

Where's the conservative test ? I'm gonna take it for the lulz.

[© tweed]

"social justice crusader"

[Free Palestine]

"Peace Patroller"

What a stupid quiz, on a stupid site.