What will Mitt Romney love when he visits your state?

[Tidewater_Wave]

He will love our nation and our freedom. I'd like to hear him sing patriotic songs again. It's so refreshing to see a possible president who actually cares about something other than fame, glamour, coreographed speeches, and the perks of office. Was this a serious question or was I supposed to insult Romney?

You were supposed to not be a complete tool when responding. But please, enlighten us on how Willard Romney will "sing patriotic songs again." Please go on.

He sang America the Beautiful here.

[Lief 🗽]

"The Washington Monument is just the right height."

I also look forward to him awkwardly interacting with black people.

[Indy Texas]

Romney gaffes to look for in Texas...

(1) Confusing Mexican food with Tex-Mex (and thinking Taco Cabana is either one).

(2) Going to a barbecue joint and asking for pork with vinegar sauce (confusing Carolina BBQ with Texas BBQ).

(3) Trying to eat a tamale with the corn husk still on it (Gerald Ford made this mistake in 1976...and lost the state to Reagan in the primary and Carter in November).

(4) Bad attempts to use Texas metaphors in regards to the election (i.e. "Hope y'all are ready for a shoot-out!" "Rick Santorum's all hat and no cattle!")

[Erc]

The over 70% of primary voters who voted for him.

[Keystone Phil]

"The Washington Monument is just the right height."

I also look forward to him awkwardly interacting with black people.

"Who let the dogs out? WHO? WHO?"

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

Trees again.

[Torie]

Martini's are hot these days in my hood. They have made a big comeback. Oh, yes, Mittens ... hmm. Maybe taco's with Maui Maui fish in them, with a bit of salsa? Hey, that may appeal to the Hispanic vote too. Oh, Mittens isn't campaigning for the Hispanic vote much. How about humus? No, too Arab. I'm really at a loss. Maybe Mittens should just eschew chatting about what you swallow. Yes, that's it!

[Adam Griffin]

Assuming we can go back in time:

"I got started right this morning with a peach, an onion and a big ol' heapin' of red clay, I’ll tell ya. Delicious."

[greenforest32]

Trees and mountains

I fear they may not be at the right height

[Dereich]

Mitt already pretty much said what he loved about Florida. The Cubans.

[Mr. Morden]

"The kangaroos hop to just the right height.  And the dingos are such beautiful creatures, I want to lock them in the cage on the top of my car."

[opebo]

Ehhh.. Ladyboys. <hoarse voice>

Anybody get the reference?

[Negusa Nagast 🚀]

He'll try to go to an In-N-Out but end up at a Five Guys.

[Stranger in a strange land]

Texas is a big state, so a few things

1.  Tacos in El Paso, South Texas, other heavily Hispanic parts of the state
2.  Oil in Houston
3.  The Alamo in San Antonio
4.  Small town America in west Texas
5.  Wild west and its history

Romney gaffes to look for in Texas...

(1) Confusing Mexican food with Tex-Mex (and thinking Taco Cabana is either one).

(2) Going to a barbecue joint and asking for pork with vinegar sauce (confusing Carolina BBQ with Texas BBQ).

(3) Trying to eat a tamale with the corn husk still on it (Gerald Ford made this mistake in 1976...and lost the state to Reagan in the primary and Carter in November).

(4) Bad attempts to use Texas metaphors in regards to the election (i.e. "Hope y'all are ready for a shoot-out!" "Rick Santorum's all hat and no cattle!")

You both ignore the most crucial question: will he be a Longhorns fan or an Aggies fan?

[Miles]

Probably the good seafood here; everyone seems to like that.

[opebo]

Ehhh.. Ladyboys. <hoarse voice>

Anybody get the reference?

The Great Alan Partridge.

[argentarius]

He'll say the Guinness, and will be adored for it. The Irish electorate is tailor-made for Mitt Romney actually. Well, bot 2012 Mitt Romney, but the Mitt Romney sort of person (panderer, flip-flopper, rich man, well connected).

[All Along The Watchtower]

Those new fangled technologies that the kids are using, like cellular phones and AOL emails.

[Is Totally Not Feeblepizza.]

Mitt Romney loves him some corn.

[Wisconsin+17]

Whoever put up that Texas one - sooo, on.

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

He'll love the beaches, and Springsteen, and Edison... And our smokestacks are the right height.  And he loves Camden... And all the little crackheads that dot the streets.

[TomC]

Love that country music..don't listen to a lot, but I've got friends who own recording companies. Just the right twang.

[Indy Texas]

Texas is a big state, so a few things

1.  Tacos in El Paso, South Texas, other heavily Hispanic parts of the state
2.  Oil in Houston
3.  The Alamo in San Antonio
4.  Small town America in west Texas
5.  Wild west and its history

Romney gaffes to look for in Texas...

(1) Confusing Mexican food with Tex-Mex (and thinking Taco Cabana is either one).

(2) Going to a barbecue joint and asking for pork with vinegar sauce (confusing Carolina BBQ with Texas BBQ).

(3) Trying to eat a tamale with the corn husk still on it (Gerald Ford made this mistake in 1976...and lost the state to Reagan in the primary and Carter in November).

(4) Bad attempts to use Texas metaphors in regards to the election (i.e. "Hope y'all are ready for a shoot-out!" "Rick Santorum's all hat and no cattle!")

You both ignore the most crucial question: will he be a Longhorns fan or an Aggies fan?

Longhorns. Romney wouldn't back a rural SEC school that gave Rick Perry a diploma. 

[Хahar 🤔]

It annoys me that Texas A&M is in the SEC. I wish the SWC were still around.

[old timey villain]

Ooh boy, I sure do love that Madea and Tyler Perry and whatnot! You heard me, yall?