Office of former AG Fuzzybigfoot

[Fuzzybigfoot]

Welcome to the office of attorney general Fuzzybigfoot.    

If you have any questions or concerns, please post them here.  If you are filing a case, please PM the AG with the details.    

If this involves cake, please come in and share it!    



Thanx!



-Fuzzy

[Fuzzybigfoot]

The Attorney general is currently dispatching his minions to investigate the apparent plot to steal purified plutonium in Eastern Nevada.  



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Stay tuned.

[Fuzzybigfoot]

Fuzzy!!!!!!!

  Napoleon!

[Fuzzybigfoot]

The statute page on the wiki will undergo maintenance in the coming days, FYI.

[Fuzzybigfoot]

For the sake of national security, I will be writing down the licence plate numbers of all the Muslims.  Do not question my authority. 

[Fuzzybigfoot]

Now it is 1984
Knock, knock at your front door
It's the Fuzzy registration secret police
They have come for your muslim niece

This is sig worthy! 

[Fuzzybigfoot]

Statement on the Recent Initiative Launched by the Attorney General

The Department of External Affairs is strongly opposed to the recent move by Attorney General Fuzzybigfoot to record the license plate numbers of all Muslims currently residing in Atlasia. The Department finds this action to be unnecessary, illogical, and detrimental to the relations of the Atlasian government with the Islamic community both here and abroad. In particular, the Department finds important allies such as Turkey, Egypt, and Saudi Arabia will be less likely to trust and work with Atlasia due to the Attorney General's actions, casting doubt as they do upon the loyalty and trustworthiness of Muslims. The Department of External Affairs would like to remind the Atlasian populace and the international community that they are not supportive of this action, and that the actions of the Attorney General do not necessarily correlate with our ability to co-operate with other nations. We hope that Atlasia can continue to work with Islamic nations such as Saudi Arabia, Egypt, Turkey, and Pakistan in order to constrain Iran, despite this incident.

Figured I should post this here too.

Someone is now a suspect!

[Fuzzybigfoot]

Statement on the Recent Initiative Launched by the Attorney General

The Department of External Affairs is strongly opposed to the recent move by Attorney General Fuzzybigfoot to record the license plate numbers of all Muslims currently residing in Atlasia. The Department finds this action to be unnecessary, illogical, and detrimental to the relations of the Atlasian government with the Islamic community both here and abroad. In particular, the Department finds important allies such as Turkey, Egypt, and Saudi Arabia will be less likely to trust and work with Atlasia due to the Attorney General's actions, casting doubt as they do upon the loyalty and trustworthiness of Muslims. The Department of External Affairs would like to remind the Atlasian populace and the international community that they are not supportive of this action, and that the actions of the Attorney General do not necessarily correlate with our ability to co-operate with other nations. We hope that Atlasia can continue to work with Islamic nations such as Saudi Arabia, Egypt, Turkey, and Pakistan in order to constrain Iran, despite this incident.

Figured I should post this here too.

Someone is now a suspect!

Of? Being a Muslim? Larceny? Tax fraud?

Maybe all, now that you mention it!  Mwahahahaha

[Fuzzybigfoot]

In more serious news, The Atlasian Mountaintop Removal Ban Act, Atlasian Arts Advocation Act of 2012, and the Corporate Governance Reform Acts have all been logged in the wiki.

[Fuzzybigfoot]

Please tell me you took the text labeled as "Final Text" and not what was in the OP.

Don't worry. 

[Fuzzybigfoot]

Statement on the Recent Initiative Launched by the Attorney General

The Department of External Affairs is strongly opposed to the recent move by Attorney General Fuzzybigfoot to record the license plate numbers of all Muslims currently residing in Atlasia. The Department finds this action to be unnecessary, illogical, and detrimental to the relations of the Atlasian government with the Islamic community both here and abroad. In particular, the Department finds important allies such as Turkey, Egypt, and Saudi Arabia will be less likely to trust and work with Atlasia due to the Attorney General's actions, casting doubt as they do upon the loyalty and trustworthiness of Muslims. The Department of External Affairs would like to remind the Atlasian populace and the international community that they are not supportive of this action, and that the actions of the Attorney General do not necessarily correlate with our ability to co-operate with other nations. We hope that Atlasia can continue to work with Islamic nations such as Saudi Arabia, Egypt, Turkey, and Pakistan in order to constrain Iran, despite this incident.

Figured I should post this here too.

Someone is now a suspect!

Of? Being a Muslim? Larceny? Tax fraud?

Maybe all, now that you mention it!  Mwahahahaha

I assure you, I am not a crook and I did not have sexual relations with that woman. The DoEA is seriously concerned if being a Muslim is considered a crime... That may alienate some countries...

On an unrelated Justice-related note, is there any sort of functional Supreme Court?

As soon as it get's set up, we may just have fried Fuzzy to celebrate the start of our first oversight committee.

But I'm an endangered species! 

[Fuzzybigfoot]

Statement on the Recent Initiative Launched by the Attorney General

The Department of External Affairs is strongly opposed to the recent move by Attorney General Fuzzybigfoot to record the license plate numbers of all Muslims currently residing in Atlasia. The Department finds this action to be unnecessary, illogical, and detrimental to the relations of the Atlasian government with the Islamic community both here and abroad. In particular, the Department finds important allies such as Turkey, Egypt, and Saudi Arabia will be less likely to trust and work with Atlasia due to the Attorney General's actions, casting doubt as they do upon the loyalty and trustworthiness of Muslims. The Department of External Affairs would like to remind the Atlasian populace and the international community that they are not supportive of this action, and that the actions of the Attorney General do not necessarily correlate with our ability to co-operate with other nations. We hope that Atlasia can continue to work with Islamic nations such as Saudi Arabia, Egypt, Turkey, and Pakistan in order to constrain Iran, despite this incident.

Figured I should post this here too.

Someone is now a suspect!

Of? Being a Muslim? Larceny? Tax fraud?

Maybe all, now that you mention it!  Mwahahahaha

I assure you, I am not a crook and I did not have sexual relations with that woman. The DoEA is seriously concerned if being a Muslim is considered a crime... That may alienate some countries...

On an unrelated Justice-related note, is there any sort of functional Supreme Court?

As soon as it get's set up, we may just have fried Fuzzy to celebrate the start of our first oversight committee.

And you spelled gets as "get's"!  Only a foreigner would do such a thing!!!   Add 1 to the list, boys.   

[Fuzzybigfoot]

Executive order from the Office of the Attorney General, Fuzzybigfoot:


This administration charges the Imperial Region with breaking Second Clause of Section 7, Article 1 of Atlasia's third constitution by creating a regional curency (the "Dibble") under the Second Section of the Trojan Act. 


Due to said violations, Federal Agents will seize control of all exchange places listed in the Trojan Act (including the Imperial Capital of Memphis and all other state capitals in the Southern region) and cease the exchange and distribution of "Dibbles" to all Southern citizens.




Stand by for an impending lawsuit against the Imperial South.

[Fuzzybigfoot]

I am ordering my agents in the South to stand down until further notice.

[Fuzzybigfoot]

Mr. Attorney General, a question from a concerned citizen of the IDS:

If the Supreme Court does indeed find the IDS in violation of the Constitution, what is the impact on the average citizen of that region, particularly if they own a good amount of Dibbles? Does their money suddenly become worthless? Do you require it to be exchanged for Atlasian dollars? Melted down into its original gold state?

We'd probably try to redistribute the dollars that were originally exchanged for the Dibbles, in order to ensure economic accountability in the South.  But we have a little while until the court comes to a decision, so we'll continue to ponder all our options.

[Fuzzybigfoot]

Anyone for cake?

[Fuzzybigfoot]

Anyone for cake?

Depends what kind...

IDK silly, you decide.   Quick, before Afleitch arrives!

[Fuzzybigfoot]

YES

[Fuzzybigfoot]

Thank you, goodbye everyone!  Off to do random retirement stuff.