Honest, unbiased review of British healthcare system

[John Dibble]

You want a health care system that's in terrible shape?

Try the American health care system.

My experience with the U.S. system is all good. It's far more efficient than the socialist ones tend to be. Is it always affordable - no, but the socialist ones seem to keep costing more to maintain, so the money just ends up coming from taxes.

[John Dibble]

You want a health care system that's in terrible shape?

Try the American health care system.

My experience with the U.S. system is all good. It's far more efficient than the socialist ones tend to be. Is it always affordable - no, but the socialist ones seem to keep costing more to maintain, so the money just ends up coming from taxes.

Wrong, they spend less on health care.

And we make more money than they do.

[John Dibble]

How about this review of British healthcare: have you seen their teeth?

Have you seen the teeth of most people in the good ol' U.S. of A.? I don't know anyone who's 30 and still has all their teeth.

Guess you don't get out of the trailer park much.