BRTD as DNC chairman

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Oh man that would be so f**king awesome. I'd book hardcore/emo shows as fundraisers.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

he'd probably have the Convention in a basement club

Alas I don't think one big enough exists.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

and watching BRTD squirm when interviewed by the media would just be icing on the cake.

My job is to talk to annoying people all day. I'd have no problem with this side of it.

What I'd be worried about is the "OMG SCANDAL" some idiots would make out if they found out I was voluntarily baptized in a charismatic church. FYI this actually is something I'm a little worried about hurting potential advancement in the DFL.

But do you at least agree the musical guests at the convention would be far better?

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

I don't know, the Dems seem to have some decent names...or at least respectful names play at their big events.  Better than the Pubs who seem to always have one artist or another calling and telling them to "STOP USING MY SONG YOU GAY HATING JACKASSES!"  Of course they both have more than their share of just horrible acts (Kanye West anyone?), but at least there will be a couple of bright spot somewhere on the Dems side, all you get with the GOP is country, country, country and western, Ted Nugent, country, country/rock fusion. 

(and I actually kind of like Ted, but no way would I sit through Brooks and Done, Travis Twit and Cowboy Bob first without grabbing the M16 off the guy in front of me and shooting myself in the face)

Well try to imagine these bands instead playing at a convention type place and how most of the delegates would react:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ztUsNvTJWo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGvNDdi8yh4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBJLJZqmDmQ

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

How about get more young people interested in politics?

The national convention would have some awesome speakers too, various guys in bands, Seth MacFarlane and I'd no doubt find some way to get opebo in there assuming he'd even want to speak...

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

He could get his start as the Mississippi Democratic Party chairman, where his outspoken Christian beliefs could get some traction.

I get the impression most people in Mississippi would care more about OMG TEH GAYS than my faith, and wouldn't be too fond of the type of church I'd go to anyway.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

I think Hollywood wouldn't have a possible better time with any chairman than BRTD. He's everything they love in Hollywood.

They wanted SOPA, so not quite.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Keep in mind I hate most Hollywood movies, like Twilight and all that crap. Hollywood actors probably would love me but not studios.