Read this fundraising email from Al Franken. Just read it.
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« on: April 08, 2012, 03:29:20 AM »




    Hello, I'm Woman Picking Out Fruit In Supermarket. And I'm writing to you today on behalf of Al Franken—a Senator who stands up for real people (including those of us who make a living posing for stock photos).

    You've seen us shaking hands in business suits, posing together on college campuses, and laughing while we eat salads. You've seen us on billboards, in magazines, and on pretty much every political website. We are the people in stock photos.

    I know the people in stock photos don't typically write emails, but Al isn’t your typical politician—he's a progressive fighter who puts people first. Will you stand with us by making a small contribution to his grassroots campaign right now?

    There's a reason I'm standing with Al. You see, I'm not just Woman Picking Out Fruit In Supermarket. I am also an actual woman worried about the right-wing attacks on my access to health care.

    And when Republicans tried to put my boss in charge of what health care treatments I can and can't get, Al stood up and fought back— just like he did when Republicans tried to destroy Planned Parenthood, and just like he has every time Republicans launch an attack on my rights.

    Al's a Senator I can count on to stand up for all women—whether they're walking a golden retriever in the park, pointing at a chart in an important meeting, or simply staring into the camera.

    Your contribution will help keep Al's campaign strong so he can keep fighting for us—click here to give today!

    I hope I can count on you for a contribution. After all, the rights to stock photos aren't cheap. And neither is the actual grassroots organizing Al’s team does every day, fighting to keep progressive values -- and the middle class -- alive and well.

    And whether you're a Tattooed Guitar Player, a Guy Wearing Hard Hat, or an Elderly Couple Sitting At Kitchen Table, there's no better way to show your support than by making a contribution today.

    Thanks for standing with Al.

    Sincerely,

    Woman Picking Out Fruit In Supermarket

    Co-Chair, People in Stock Photos for Franken (PSPF)

    P.S. As someone who eagerly reads every email I get from Al, I have to be honest: I don't really understand why he's under the impression that adding an "extra ask" in the P.S. of every message is helpful. But I asked my friends Scientist Looking At Line Graph and Doctor With Stethoscope Hanging Around Her Neck, and they both agreed it works. So: Would you click here to make a contribution of $5, $10, or $25 today?
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« Reply #1 on: April 08, 2012, 03:50:21 AM »

I'm not a huge fan of his politics, but I am of his comedy.  I think we need more people like him in politics.
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« Reply #2 on: April 08, 2012, 03:56:51 AM »

I really doubt he wrote this, but someone deserves a raise.
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« Reply #3 on: April 08, 2012, 11:45:31 AM »

It would have been good it if not for the hackish language used. I usually unsubscribe myself from the email listings of campaigns and political organizations that strive to advance their interests by manipulating people through appeals to their biases and nagging on them for cash contributions. Although at times clever and cute, it is a dreadful waste of ones time to sift through such rubbish.
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« Reply #4 on: April 08, 2012, 11:45:43 AM »

I'm with the last guy, it would've been much funnier if it hadn't been political (and yes, it would've been equally bad if it were "But Democrats want to raise my taxes!").
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« Reply #5 on: April 08, 2012, 01:03:21 PM »

Well, he's asking you for money, so what do you expect?
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« Reply #6 on: April 08, 2012, 02:22:58 PM »

I really doubt he wrote this, but someone deserves a raise.

It sounds exactly like something he would write. Since he wrote an SNL sketch from the campaign trail in '08, it wouldn't surprise me if he wrote this as senator.
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« Reply #7 on: April 08, 2012, 04:05:34 PM »

Al Franken is hilarious and politically awesome. The only political thing I can hold against him is SOPA/PIPA/etc, and that's understandable, in light of his Hollywood connections.
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« Reply #8 on: April 08, 2012, 04:12:17 PM »

Probably one of the best fundraising letters I've ever read. And yes, given its content, Franken was probably the one who wrote it.
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« Reply #9 on: April 08, 2012, 04:16:21 PM »

I have never been prouder than now to have voted for this man.
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« Reply #10 on: April 08, 2012, 05:34:14 PM »

Freedom Fighter.
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« Reply #11 on: April 08, 2012, 05:52:38 PM »

Franken frequently sends out hilarious fundraising emails (though this is easily the best). More campaigns should wise up to using humor.
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« Reply #12 on: April 08, 2012, 06:08:56 PM »

Franken frequently sends out hilarious fundraising emails (though this is easily the best). More campaigns should wise up to using humor.

That would be a bad idea, humour run the risk of being misunderstood, Franken can get away with it because he's a professional comedian, so people are already aware that he's a funny guy and he know the trade.
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« Reply #13 on: April 10, 2012, 10:36:39 PM »

I'm with the last guy, it would've been much funnier if it hadn't been political (and yes, it would've been equally bad if it were "But Democrats want to raise my taxes!").

Wait a minute. The sole complaint of this political fundraising letter is that it's too political?

In other news, water still wet, sun still hot.
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