Coca Cola vs Pepsi

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That depends. Just generic coke or pepsi? Then I'd say coke. But pepsi throwback is better than the HFCs abomination americans have to put up with.

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I guess if I were stuck back in the Bad Place I'd have to try to get some of that black market Coke from Mexico, but wen I used to get it years ago it seemed like nine times out of ten it was flat.

It's called the mexican aisle bro.