Would you have voted for the Oregon Compulsory Education Act?

[Pingvin]

No, because I don't have an irrational fear of private or home schools.

[Pingvin]

I'm on homeschooling.
And do you know what I'm gonna say?
F**k you guys.

[Pingvin]

I'm on homeschooling.
And do you know what I'm gonna say?
F**k you guys.

And suddenly everything makes a little more sense...

Yes this is perhaps the most convincing argument in the history of histories.
Surely no argument could ever be as evidenced filled, rational, full of argument and counterargument with strong supporting theses such as this "F**k you guys."
I mean really!  My mind is blown!
You know what?  This kid is my hero!  I should go into my Philosophy final (that I should've been studying for all this morning but put off because I'm a lazyarse who is hoping that the question that is picked is something I know a lot about or can easily bullsh*t) and just write down these infamous words "F**k you guys" (Pingvin 3:16).  Surely it will be an instant "A" and the professor will recommend me for Oxford after I graduate despite me having no future.
I mean really, all the defenses of home schooling can't be as accurate and as deep hitting as this.  This is the most persuasive argument ever in favor of home schooling.  While public schools and private school and gay schools may teach everyone to use proper syntax and to throw in a thesis and at least 900 words in every argument with thorough documentation and evidence of arguments and counterarguments, the homeschooler simply takes a whiff of air and says "F**k you guys!"
Truly a superior brand of education right there!

This sign of superiority in intelligence and in the art of argument makes Pingvin an easy future leader.  In fact, such is his superiority that I wouldn't be surprised if Congress repeals that part about only native borns being allowed to run for president.  A bipartisan agreement on that by the way, to insure that such a great one as Pingvin, with his charisma and superior brain waves, is elected President of these United States to enter us into a Golden Era.  All the nations of the Earth must fear us, for we will have Pingvin as our leader.



God be praised!

[Pingvin]

To make situation clear: I was quite often bullied for the glasses and obesity in the public school. Then I punched on of the bullies's GF in face after she started to insult my parents. After the scandal in the school parents decided that homeschooling would be better for me.

[Pingvin]

My views formed before homeschooling, so your argument is invalid.