Napoleon/Kalwejt June 2012: Time to Revive This Game!!!!

[Donerail]

Is it possible that someone (Ben or Clarence) has asked Winfield to be their VP, so he wants to clear up any previous endorsements for that position for whatever reasons he can find?

[Donerail]

OFFICIAL CAMPAIGN SCHEDULE

5/1   Sante Fe, New Mexico and Las Vegas, Nevada
5/4   Phoenix, Arizona and Tucson, Arizona
5/6   San Diego, California
5/10   Anaheim, California and Long Beach, California (with Kalwejt)
5/13   Los Angeles, California
5/16   San Jose, California and San Francisco, California
5/18   Portland, Oregon
5/19   Tacoma, Washington and Seattle, Washington
5/22   Denver, Denial and Boulder, Denial (with Kalwejt)
5/24   St. Louis, Missouri
5/27   Des Moines, Confusion and Minneapolis, Happiness (with Kalwejt)
5/29   Madison, Wisconsin
5/30   Chicago, Illinois
6/2   Cleveland, Ohio
6/4   Houston, Texas and Austin, Texas (with Kalwejt)
6/7   Atlanta, Georgia (with Kalwejt)
6/10   St, Petersburg, Florida and Miami, Florida
6/11   Charlotte, North Carolina and Richmond, Virginia
6/12   Alexandria, Virginia and Baltimore, Maryland
6/14   Philadelphia, Pennsylvania (with Kalwejt)
6/15   New York, New York and Rochester, New York
6/20   Hartford, Connecticut and Boston, Massachusetts

I'll be at your St. Pete event! If you're looking for a more intimate feel for the event, I'd recommend The Coliseum, "the finest ballroom in the South". For a more standard event, the Mahaffey Theater is the best (used for a VP debate in '96 and a primary debate in '08 IRL). If you want to have a no holds barred, best event a Presidential candidate could throw type deal, Tropicana Field is the best. But yeah, I'll be in attendance.

[Donerail]

Thank you, San Diego! I had a lovely afternoon at the beach, and met a lot of San Diegans- a lot of visitors too! I know tourism is important to this economy and after seeing just what is at stake here- the natural beauty and the successful industry your city has built upon it- I understand even more the need to make our best effort to preserve our shoreline. Using cleaner fuels and toughening standards for our ports will help keep this beach beautiful as long as we want it to. I will not be a President who ignores the environment, or lets it take a backseat to other priorities while claiming that I support it. In the Senate, I pushed for green legislation- environmental protection and conservation, and a green jobs bill with my friend Fuzzy.

Specifically, where do you stand on offshore drilling?

[Donerail]

if you actually went to NYC my boys would rough you up

Doubtful; Presidential candidates are typically protected by Secret Service.

[Donerail]

What is a Dibble and what's the fuss over it? What the hell is the IDS doing?

A Dibble is a privately minted and distributed gold coin (not legal tender) that IDS residents can use voluntarily as a unit of barter. Fuzzy does not like such private enterprise and is using something in the Constitution to make a (flimsy) case that a privately made non-legal tender coinage (that's not a currency) is prohibited.

[Donerail]

Sincerely, congratulations Mr. President-Elect.