20RP12/Windis -- Thank you for your support

[Donerail]

I would like to announce my resignation as campaign manager of the 20RP12/WinDis for President campaign.

[k-onmmunist]

I would like to announce my resignation as campaign manager of the 20RP12/WinDis for President campaign.

Why?

[Donerail]

I would like to announce my resignation as campaign manager of the 20RP12/WinDis for President campaign.

Why?

Cause I'm applying for being in charge of Freedom PAC, so now all I can do to back the campaign is to use the same pollsters, use the same media firms, have you two solicit money for the PAC, have you two endorse the PAC, have you two appear at PAC events, travel with y'all, advise y'all on policy, continue my whistlestop tour, engage in private conferences with y'all, stand on stage with y'all, work for your corporations, be related to y'all, donate to the campaign, and co-own private islands in New Hampshire with y'all.

[k-onmmunist]

I would like to announce my resignation as campaign manager of the 20RP12/WinDis for President campaign.

Why?

Cause I'm applying for being in charge of Freedom PAC, so now all I can do to back the campaign is to use the same pollsters, use the same media firms, have you two solicit money for the PAC, have you two endorse the PAC, have you two appear at PAC events, travel with y'all, advise y'all on policy, continue my whistlestop tour, engage in private conferences with y'all, stand on stage with y'all, work for your corporations, be related to y'all, donate to the campaign, and co-own private islands in New Hampshire with y'all.

Ah, I see

[Donerail]

I would like to announce my resignation as campaign manager of the 20RP12/WinDis for President campaign.

Why?

Cause I'm applying for being in charge of Freedom PAC, so now all I can do to back the campaign is to use the same pollsters, use the same media firms, have you two solicit money for the PAC, have you two endorse the PAC, have you two appear at PAC events, travel with y'all, advise y'all on policy, continue my whistlestop tour, engage in private conferences with y'all, stand on stage with y'all, work for your corporations, be related to y'all, donate to the campaign, and co-own private islands in New Hampshire with y'all.

Ah, I see

Perfectly synchronized non-coordination.

[Napoleon]

Just wait until you find out what super PACs are like! They get better as you earn exclamation points (I got two of mine for being awesome and the other for being a bad ass).

[Grumpier Than Thou]

I had a heart attack when I saw the resignation post dear god but okay

WE GOT DIS.

[Napoleon]

I had a heart attack when I saw the resignation post dear god but okay

WE GOT DIS.

You keeps the Dis, I will takes the Win.

[Grumpier Than Thou]

I had a heart attack when I saw the resignation post dear god but okay

WE GOT DIS.

You keeps the Dis, I will takes the Win.

Aww that was almost clever enough for me to actually believe you...

[Donerail]

The blimp alights and SJoyceFla proceeds to the lawn in front of the Legislative Hall in Dover, Delaware.

"Hello, Delaware! It's great to be here! Y'know what else's great? Not being incinerated in the blink of an eye, or catching a deadly disease, or choking on toxic gases! And that's what I'm here to talk to y'all about. Tomorrow's the first anniversary of the death of Osama bin Laden, and terror remains as potent a threat to our nation as ever. But did you know that all forms of international terrorism aren't illegal under international law? That's how terrorists can get funds, arms, and safe havens. President 20RP12 would stop all that. He'd sign a Comprehensive Convention on International Terrorism, which would mean that international terrorists could be tried for their crimes in front of the entire international community. He'd also sign a treaty cutting off production of fissile material for nuclear bombs, helping keep more bombs from being created, and lowering the chance of them falling into the hands of those who would do Atlasia harm. Best of all, he'd sign an Arms Trade Treaty, meaning that countries who sponsor terrorism will be a whole lot less likely to be able to get their hands on any weapons, conventional or nuclear. Vote for President 20RP12; people may claim he's an isolationist, but in reality, he's tough on terror!"

Massive cheers, crowd loves concept of not dying, blimp leaves.

^Events are about a day behind here; I'll be working on getting em up to date.

[Grumpier Than Thou]

20RP12 releases new item on the www.20rp12forpesident.com store:



Business cards! Cheers!

[Donerail]

Blimp spotted in Baltimore!

"Mornin, Baltimore! Great to see all y'all out to support the 20RP12 campaign, even if it's just me here. So I'm here to talk to you today about prosperity. I can see a lot of industrial buildings, lots of steel buildings, shipbuilders, car builders, and the like. These are the places that were hit hard by a sorta deindustrialization process. I'd like to talk about what the 20RP12 campaign would do to reverse those trends. The way to do that isn't through bailouts, it isn't through stimulus. It's through education. The fact is, candidates don't like to make major changes that'll take longer than their term to implement; if it doesn't help their re-election, it isn't worth doing. It's my belief that 20RP12/WinDis aren't like that. If you vote for them, they'll do things like improving schools and colleges. Those type of things may not have a big immediate impact, but in 5-10 years, when those highly educated, highly knowledgable people begin moving into the workforce, we'll see a real economic boom. There's no reason Silicon Valley needs to be confined to Silicon Valley. Technology firms can flourish across Atlasia, with the help of our world-class universities. 20RP12 and WinDis will fix our economy by cutting taxes on the common man and supporting education and high-tech innovation! Let's fix our nation!"

Blimp leaves.

[Grumpier Than Thou]

Sh*t I forgot to make a video. Ah well. I'll make another by the end of the week.

[k-onmmunist]

We'd just like to remind everyone that we're the only two candidates with a 100% anti-infant consumption record.

[Grumpier Than Thou]

We'd just like to remind everyone that we're the only two candidates with a 100% anti-infant consumption record.

Yes, this.

[Grumpier Than Thou]

SoIA 20RP12 will speak to a crowd of about 3,800 supporters in Pittsburgh, PA at 9:30 AM eastern time.

[Grumpier Than Thou]

20RP12 will speak to a crowd of about 9,500 supporters in Philadelphia, PA at 8:00 eastern time.

In other news, the campaign can confirm that popular British band Muse will play a free concert tomorrow before 20RP12 takes the stage in New York City. He will speak at 1:30 pm eastern time, Muse will play from 11:30 am until 1 pm.

[k-onmmunist]

20RP12 will speak to a crowd of about 9,500 supporters in Philadelphia, PA at 8:00 eastern time.

In other news, the campaign can confirm that popular British band Muse will play a free concert tomorrow before 20RP12 takes the stage in New York City. He will speak at 1:30 pm eastern time, Muse will play from 11:30 am until 1 pm.

I demand a montage of our finest campaign moments be set to Knights of Cydonia.

[Grumpier Than Thou]

And our sextape to Supermassive Black Hole.

[k-onmmunist]

And our sextape to Supermassive Black Hole.

I thought you had our secret police dispose of that?!

[Grumpier Than Thou]

And our sextape to Supermassive Black Hole.

I thought you had our secret police dispose of that?!

No I saved the videos that I'm gonna need when I develop early onset dementia. Old people gotta wank it too, ya know.

[k-onmmunist]

And our sextape to Supermassive Black Hole.

I thought you had our secret police dispose of that?!

No I saved the videos that I'm gonna need when I develop early onset dementia. Old people gotta wank it too, ya know.

And you're resorting to me? What a sad future you predict for yrself

[Grumpier Than Thou]

And our sextape to Supermassive Black Hole.

I thought you had our secret police dispose of that?!

No I saved the videos that I'm gonna need when I develop early onset dementia. Old people gotta wank it too, ya know.

And you're resorting to me? What a sad future you predict for yrself

Not in my mind ^__^

[k-onmmunist]

And our sextape to Supermassive Black Hole.

I thought you had our secret police dispose of that?!

No I saved the videos that I'm gonna need when I develop early onset dementia. Old people gotta wank it too, ya know.

And you're resorting to me? What a sad future you predict for yrself

Not in my mind ^__^

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?

This thread turned weird quickly

[Grumpier Than Thou]

It doesn't even matter because I've got my own super blimp.