Rum vs. sodomy vs. the lash

[TJ in Oregon]

Give me the rum, preferably straight, so that I don't taste it as much.

[Mechaman]

Rum damnit!

Because I'm not a fan of freaky sex thank you very much.

Sodomy is freaky sex now?

Not a big rum fan and even less of a lash fan. Assuming I can pick the type of sodomy there are varieties of that which are enjoyable enough though.

Not to sound like a prude or what not, but the idea of sticking it in someone's butt is unappealing to me.  Taking it is even more of a "no no" for me, considering I don't like sore ass.  And the "lash"?  F*** that sh*t man I ain't getting spanked to get sexually aroused man!  That's for freaks!

Rum however, is a necessary part of my everday diet.  So yeah, no contest.

[minionofmidas]

Rum for me, the lash for the thread creator, sodomy for everybody else.

[fezzyfestoon]

Give me the rum, preferably straight, so that I don't taste it as much.

Some spiced rums are delicious. And how would drinking it straight reduce the taste anyway?

[The Mikado]

Rum makes me ill.

[TJ in Oregon]

Give me the rum, preferably straight, so that I don't taste it as much.

Some spiced rums are delicious. And how would drinking it straight reduce the taste anyway?

The less other stuff we add the quicker it's down.

[Gustaf]

Rum damnit!

Because I'm not a fan of freaky sex thank you very much.

Sodomy is freaky sex now?

Not a big rum fan and even less of a lash fan. Assuming I can pick the type of sodomy there are varieties of that which are enjoyable enough though.

Not to sound like a prude or what not, but the idea of sticking it in someone's butt is unappealing to me.  Taking it is even more of a "no no" for me, considering I don't like sore ass.  And the "lash"?  F*** that sh*t man I ain't getting spanked to get sexually aroused man!  That's for freaks!

Rum however, is a necessary part of my everday diet.  So yeah, no contest.

Sodomy as far I understand can be anything that isn't non-vaginal sex. And I've no problem with that.

Also, prude.

[Mechaman]

Rum damnit!

Because I'm not a fan of freaky sex thank you very much.

Sodomy is freaky sex now?

Not a big rum fan and even less of a lash fan. Assuming I can pick the type of sodomy there are varieties of that which are enjoyable enough though.

Not to sound like a prude or what not, but the idea of sticking it in someone's butt is unappealing to me.  Taking it is even more of a "no no" for me, considering I don't like sore ass.  And the "lash"?  F*** that sh*t man I ain't getting spanked to get sexually aroused man!  That's for freaks!

Rum however, is a necessary part of my everday diet.  So yeah, no contest.

Sodomy as far I understand can be anything that isn't non-vaginal sex. And I've no problem with that.

Also, prude.

I will now accept my accolades.

[Gustaf]

Rum makes me ill.

Yeah, that's typically the case for me as well. One of my least favourite alcohols, to be honest.

[© tweed]

I find the idea of being sodomized by a strap-on-wearing female to be intriguing

cool.  this combined with your tacit endorsement of foot fetishism, you seem to have an interesting sexuality.  don't let the dominant narratives that we're peppered with scare you away from it all!

[dead0man]

FTR, I, like Gustaf, think of any non-penis into vagina sex when I think of sodomy which is why I voted for the sodomy.  If I'm drinking and it aint beer, it's vodka.  Period.  And while I don't mind a little pain with my pleasure (sometimes), beatings are right out.

[Fmr President & Senator Polnut]

Rum makes me ill.

Of course it will, anything will if you drink it in the quantities you do

I love white rum

[Vosem]

Rum. I am heterosexual and not a masochist.

[Torie]

That one was an easy call.

[Simfan34]

Pick the devil you know- the lash.

[k-onmmunist]

Rum. I am heterosexual and not a masochist.

Anal sex isn't neccesarily homosexual.