Allen West: Democrats want to EAT THE PEOPLE!!!

[Landslide Lyndon]

Obviously he is laying the groundwork for a 2016 presidential bid.

http://blogs.browardpalmbeach.com/pulp/2012/04/allen_west_kanamits.php

"This is so reminiscent of the Twilight Zone episode 'To Serve Man,' " West wrote. "Obama and his liberal progressive disciples are the modern day Kanamits."

For those of you not intimately acquainted with insults taken out of television episodes from 1962, the Kanamits were a race of nine-foot-tall aliens that come to Earth and cure famine, blight, and nuclear warfare. They also bring in advanced technology to solve the world's energy problems. In other words, the Kanamits were acting like dirty, rotten progressives.

The problem, though, is that the Kanamits don't have noble intentions -- their kindness is really just a not-very-elaborate ruse to fatten up the human race so they can be carted back to the Kanamit home planet to be eaten. A Kanamit book called To Serve Man that was discovered by the humans turns out not to be about helping man at all -- it's a cookbook. (Get it? Serving man?)

[CLARENCE 2015!]

Way to go- make up a quote!... shouldn't expect anything more intelligent from you I've come to know

[King]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uisC1zHcxLk

[Landslide Lyndon]

Way to go- make up a quote!... shouldn't expect anything more intelligent from you I've come to know

Making up crazy quotes of Allen West is like making up slutty photos of Lindsay Lohan.

[Rooney]

IT'S A COOKBOOK!!!!!

[hopper]

He needs to calm down. I like him but his rhetoric is getting a little polarizing now.

[Zioneer]

Well of course, Mr. West. Don't you know that there ain't no thing like a Democratic Donner Party?

[Donerail]

Not just giant man-eating aliens, COMMUNIST giant man-eating aliens.