Obama beats a federal prisoner by less than 20% in the West Virginia D. Primary.

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http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2012/05/federal-inmate-keith-judd-receiving-sizable-percent-of-vote-in-west-virginia-democratic-primary/

Surely this result won't surprise too many here but still, lol.

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Did this guy literally get 40% just because he was the only other name on the ballot, or did he actually do something to get the 40%?

He was born with white skin, which experts believe gave him about a 37 point bump.

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Thread title is obvious anti-Obama trolling. Judd isn't just any federal prisoner; he's a former member of the Federation of Superheroes!

http://www.slate.com/blogs/weigel.html

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Alright, this guy actually sounds pretty cool.

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There's still an additional state that might join OK and WV:

Arkansas

There's not only "Uncommitted" on the ballot, but also John Wolfe.

Obama might get only 50-60% here as well.

At least John Wolfe is actually to the left of Obama (and, you know, not an inmate).

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Might Obama have lost this primary post-marriage announcement? lol.