The Deluge of Absurdity, Ignorance, and Bad Posts

[Wonkish1]

I'm glad that you're posting directly into this thread, W1.

I'm glad you post at all. It gives some of us something to read when we're interested in some laughs.

[SUSAN CRUSHBONE]

Jesus Christ, both of you. Not the point of the thread.

This, on the other hand...

[Donerail]

Democrat, voting for Obama because I hate Mitt Romney more than any other person who has ever existed.

It's true.  I hate everything about him, and on a personal level I want him to fail.  He is scum, and deserves what scum deserves.

I hate Mitt Romney more than any other person who has ever existed.

[Kaine for Senate '18]

Yes, I recognize it's irrational.  Doesn't matter.  I still hate him.

[Grumpier Than Thou]

[morgieb]

I know I should respect peoples opinions but....

Assuming this is true, then Romney winning is much more important than anyone realized.

[SUSAN CRUSHBONE]

God bless the staff of Obama's 300+ Ohio offices, who are indeed serving the Lord and are assisting us in a victory to help us take America for Jesus Christ.

[Franzl]

I don't understand this. They say that the most important issue for them is Create more jobs/Fix the economy 54%. Yet, they still support Obama who is never going to create a single job/fix the economy.

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

I see the left is in full bash Rasmussen mode. Rasmussen now shows, state by state,  Romney winning [McCain+IN,NC,FL,VA,OH, CO, and NH] with WI and IA in play. His swing state tracker, and national poll has implied this fact for some number of days.

For all the bluster about Rasmussen having a "house effect" for the Republicans, the reality is that it is the polling industry that shows a "house effect" for the Democrats. Obama came nowhere near his final RCP average. Given how heavily Ohio has been polled, it is converging to the industry consensus. Subtract the industry "house effect" for Democrats, and Ohio is lean Romney, or tied. So much for the Ohio firewall BS.

On the other hand, Rasmussen called Obama's final margin within one point. Go ahead and deny facts.

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

These fresh polls quite clearly show that Barack Obama has attacked his own religion as well as the people's values.

[5280]

Fantastic news that the working class in at least one state is beginning to catch on that capitalism is slavery.

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

Obama, is the president, so he's doing what he's supposed to do, what's he doing so far, I guess is making sure things run smoothly; but folks are gonna start bitching when they don't have there power back in 2-3 days, then they will become the epitomes of grouches, and Obama because he's the incumbent get's in the neck, which is okay with this contributor: the best from Obama's point of view, it's a wash, the worst, he start's to hemorrhage in the polls, because let's face it, he's a hopeless case.

[Comrade Funk]

Aw! I was right, Michigan is a case in point, Obama is facing a meltdown and he's trying to staunch the bleeding, the toss-up state pool is expanding, what does that suggest? Obama in trouble, yeah big time! especially if he's trying to hold one of his base state's - now is that news or what?; when was Michigan and Romney mentioned in the same sentence? Oh yeah when he won the primary; but whatever spin Obama or his campaign put's on this latest development, it underline's an overriding narrative, Obama is on defense, trying to hold his base together, not a good place to be I might add: Oh yeah, Romney wins both Florida and Michigan on November 6th. You heard it here first!

I was going to bold the bad parts, but I realized all that would accomplish is just one bolded paragraph.

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

Aw! I was right, Michigan is a case in point, Obama is facing a meltdown and he's trying to staunch the bleeding, the toss-up state pool is expanding, what does that suggest? Obama in trouble, yeah big time! especially if he's trying to hold one of his base state's - now is that news or what?; when was Michigan and Romney mentioned in the same sentence? Oh yeah when he won the primary; but whatever spin Obama or his campaign put's on this latest development, it underline's an overriding narrative, Obama is on defense, trying to hold his base together, not a good place to be I might add: Oh yeah, Romney wins both Florida and Michigan on November 6th. You heard it here first!

I was going to bold the bad parts, but I realized all that would accomplish is just one bolded paragraph.

So then, the 7% undecideds are Obama's as well? Yeah right! There is one factor you have forgotten, undecideds as a rule break for the challenger, so by your calculation 48% for Obama and if this rule applies, Romney pulls in 52% on Election day.

Is this guy new?  because he's on a roll!

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

My parents are pretty good about smelling a rat.

[Franzl]

My parents are pretty good about smelling a rat.

I think even J.J. might have a better track record.

[5280]

One of the basic rules of the internet is to judge a person based on their sig. Since your sig is stupid and wrong, that means you as a person are stupid and wrong.

No, they're not correlated.

[SUSAN CRUSHBONE]

One of the basic rules of the internet is to judge a person based on their sig. Since your sig is stupid and wrong, that means you as a person are stupid and wrong.

No, they're not correlated.

You would say that...

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=163318.0

Kal's non-stop rolling does deserve special trolling recognition on occasion.

[Comrade Funk]

I wonder if this will have any effect on Latino voters defecting to Republicans like Romney.  Latino voters and Latin women are devout Catholics, and a cheating Latin man will turn off a lot of Latin women. 

This pretty much ruins any chances Menendez had at getting the VP nod in 2016.

[Kitteh]

Do sigs count here?

[Lief 🗽]

In which noted climatologist J.J. argues that Hurricane Sandy was just a run of the mill nor'easter:

What you are missing is that Bloomberg will help in South Florida, and likely with the suburban moderates in NOVA and Denver as well.

If he had made it about Israel, possibly, it would help in FL.  It was about global warming. 

Moderates in NOVA and Denver, only big environmentalists, and Obama has their vote already.

Educated suburban moderates almost universally accept climate change.  I'm surprised Obama hasn't campaigned on it at all in VA and CO.  It is an opportunity to make Romney look anti-science to people who might otherwise be R on fiscal issues.

And, if they are educated, they would realize that a nor'easter is not uncommon.

[patrick1]

In which noted climatologist J.J. argues that Hurricane Sandy was just a run of the mill nor'easter:

What you are missing is that Bloomberg will help in South Florida, and likely with the suburban moderates in NOVA and Denver as well.

If he had made it about Israel, possibly, it would help in FL.  It was about global warming. 

Moderates in NOVA and Denver, only big environmentalists, and Obama has their vote already.

Educated suburban moderates almost universally accept climate change.  I'm surprised Obama hasn't campaigned on it at all in VA and CO.  It is an opportunity to make Romney look anti-science to people who might otherwise be R on fiscal issues.

And, if they are educated, they would realize that a nor'easter is not uncommon.

Being without power for 3 days from that common Noreaster caused me to miss the rest of Professor J.J.'s lecture on Advanced infantry tactics to retake a consulate compound. Do you think they have a recording of the lecture at the lab? I hear it was co-lectured with the modern day Hannibal, Professor Cliffy...

[Antonio the Sixth]

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?action=profile;u=9648;sa=showPosts

What the [inks]?!?

[Simfan34]

Someone's drunk and thought it would be funny to make a sock.