Help Create a List of Possible Campaign Promises for Romney....

[Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.]

"On my first day in the Oval Office, I will sign an executive order replacing the American Flag on top of the White House with a Wind Vane...so that everyone will know where I stand."

[Adam Griffin]

"I will _______ so that we can _______*"

* position subject to change without notice

[Grumpier Than Thou]

"I won't spend $3 trillion of public tax money on a mirror that tells me that I look AND sound good."

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

"I will _______ so that we can _______*"

* position subject to change without notice

Depends on software.

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

"All the Secret Service uniforms will be lint-free and neatly pressed"

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I will replace RomneyCare version 2.0 with RomneyCar version 1,0, and then get rid of that too.

[Fmr President & Senator Polnut]

"After I make a statement, if I wink my left eye it means I outright don't mean it, if it's my right, I'm reserving my right to change my position"

[Lincoln Republican]

I will restore America's AAA rating.

I will restore jobs to America so our people can once again care for their families.

I will balance the budget so future generations of Americans will not be buried under a mountain of debt.

 

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

I will restore America's AAA rating.

I will restore jobs to America so our people can once again care for their families.

I will balance the budget so future generations of Americans will not be buried under a mountain of debt.

Easily the most hilarious yet.

[tmthforu94]

I will restore America's AAA rating.

I will restore jobs to America so our people can once again care for their families.

I will balance the budget so future generations of Americans will not be buried under a mountain of debt.

Easily the most hilarious yet.

Obviously Mitt won't be able to restore all jobs, but he'll certainly get us on the right track. Hopefully we can get to work at solving our debt crisis right away - we can't afford to wait until 2017.

[EmersonAdams]

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[All Along The Watchtower]

I will give give every American a $10 trillion tax cut, build the LARGEST MILITARY EVER (TM), and balance the budget within 2 years.

[Fmr President & Senator Polnut]

I will restore America's AAA rating.

I will restore jobs to America so our people can once again care for their families.

I will balance the budget so future generations of Americans will not be buried under a mountain of debt.

Easily the most hilarious yet.

Obviously Mitt won't be able to restore all jobs, but he'll certainly get us on the right track. Hopefully we can get to work at solving our debt crisis right away - we can't afford to wait until 2017.

Love ya Tmth, but surely you aren't that easily fooled...  the financial policy literally makes NO sense. It's all hot air ... he cannot possibly do what he wants... he'll get skewered left and right... but we know it doesn't matter because if he wins, what he says now won't vaguely resemble what he ends up doing.

[afleitch]

(Pulls cord)

Mom it’s not working!

(Replaces batteries)
(Pulls cord)

“I will be better for gay rights than Ted Kennedy”

Aww mom! I wanted the new Romney. All the kids would laugh at me if I weren't home schooled.

[Wisconsin+17]

“I will be better for gay rights than Ted Kennedy”

Priceless.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

I won't pick someone as stupid as John McCain did to be my running mate.

[Purch]

I will restore America's AAA rating.

I will restore jobs to America so our people can once again care for their families.

I will balance the budget so future generations of Americans will not be buried under a mountain of debt.

Easily the most hilarious yet.

Obviously Mitt won't be able to restore all jobs, but he'll certainly get us on the right track. Hopefully we can get to work at solving our debt crisis right away - we can't afford to wait until 2017.

Love ya Tmth, but surely you aren't that easily fooled...  the financial policy literally makes NO sense. It's all hot air ... he cannot possibly do what he wants... he'll get skewered left and right... but we know it doesn't matter because if he wins, what he says now won't vaguely resemble what he ends up doing.

It's funny you talk about hot air because a certain president Obama ran his whole 08 campaign on it.  I mean guys like Obama and Reagan offered very little substance when they campaigned.

[Fmr President & Senator Polnut]

I will restore America's AAA rating.

I will restore jobs to America so our people can once again care for their families.

I will balance the budget so future generations of Americans will not be buried under a mountain of debt.

Easily the most hilarious yet.

Obviously Mitt won't be able to restore all jobs, but he'll certainly get us on the right track. Hopefully we can get to work at solving our debt crisis right away - we can't afford to wait until 2017.

Love ya Tmth, but surely you aren't that easily fooled...  the financial policy literally makes NO sense. It's all hot air ... he cannot possibly do what he wants... he'll get skewered left and right... but we know it doesn't matter because if he wins, what he says now won't vaguely resemble what he ends up doing.

It's funny you talk about hot air because a certain president Obama ran his whole 08 campaign on it.  I mean guys like Obama and Reagan offered very little substance when they campaigned.

Which is why I was behind Hillary...

[morgieb]

I won't support gay marriage as kids need a father and a mother. But gays can have their own kids.

[Grumpier Than Thou]

I won't quote the book of Mormon in any of my speeches.

[BaldEagle1991]

I won't quote the book of Mormon in any of my speeches.

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