Less than 30 seconds ago. I win.
King's willingness to interrupt his sexual activities to inform the forum about them as they occur is inspiring.
She kissed me as she was leaving, so I decided this was the best opportunity I had to win this thread.
In order to one up King and steal his victory, I have pretyped this message on my phone and am now discretely submitting it in the middle of an extended kiss (though I'll feel like an idiot if I miss the "post" button but I zoomed the screen in on it all the way so I should be able to tap it).
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