Reported crimes of I$r@el against Palestinians.

[The Mikado]

Are the s and a keys on your keyboard broken?

That's a real shame.  I had to go without my 4 key for a while and that was really annoying.

[The Mikado]

No, because Israel wants to make a profit on destroying the Muslim race and they are bunch of big nose muthaf**kers who want to take your money and spend on weapons of all kind to get the Muslims.

Ah, thanks for clarifying.  I'm still not sure why that leads to spelling Israel as I$r@el.  Is the @ for Israel's large high tech industry?

[The Mikado]

So when are you going to handle this problem? Are the big noses at the heart of the problem? I guess rhinoplasty for everyone, then.

Nah, he seemed really steamed about the "killing Muslims for money" aspect.  Clearly, Israel just needs to start killing Muslims pro bono.  Problem solved.

[The Mikado]

So when are you going to handle this problem? Are the big noses at the heart of the problem? I guess rhinoplasty for everyone, then.

Nah, he seemed really steamed about the "killing Muslims for money" aspect.  Clearly, Israel just needs to start killing Muslims pro bono.  Problem solved.

Or perhaps killing another group of people for money would be alright? I wonder if killing Jews for money is acceptable?

Would killing Canadians for money be acceptable?

I think we're looking at this the wrong way.

Clearly, Israel is killing Muslims for money to pay for their rhinoplasty (thereby getting rid of the aforementioned "big-nosed motherf**kers" dilemma).  Maybe if they invented a way to make bullets out of cartilage, they could use bits of their old noses as ammunition and turn the "killing Muslims for money"->"Rhinoplasty" cycle to maximum efficiency.

[The Mikado]

I think we're looking at this the wrong way.

Clearly, Israel is killing Muslims for money to pay for their rhinoplasty (thereby getting rid of the aforementioned "big-nosed motherf**kers" dilemma).  Maybe if they invented a way to make bullets out of cartilage, they could use bits of their old noses as ammunition and turn the "killing Muslims for money"->"Rhinoplasty" cycle to maximum efficiency.

Although maybe OP is simply sensitive to the fact that fiscal insolvency - which of course is the fault of the Zionist Banking Regime - played a major role in the establishment of his home debtor's colony country.

That illustration aptly reflects what I'm envisioning.

You do raise a good point, though.  How do we punish Israelis that go too far?  I think Edward Gibbon Wakefield had the right idea.  Ship all Israeli war criminals to Australia.  That will show them.

[The Mikado]

I think we're looking at this the wrong way.

Clearly, Israel is killing Muslims for money to pay for their rhinoplasty (thereby getting rid of the aforementioned "big-nosed motherf**kers" dilemma).  Maybe if they invented a way to make bullets out of cartilage, they could use bits of their old noses as ammunition and turn the "killing Muslims for money"->"Rhinoplasty" cycle to maximum efficiency.

Although maybe OP is simply sensitive to the fact that fiscal insolvency - which of course is the fault of the Zionist Banking Regime - played a major role in the establishment of his home debtor's colony country.

That illustration aptly reflects what I'm envisioning.

You do raise a good point, though.  How do we punish Israelis that go too far?  I think Edward Gibbon Wakefield had the right idea.  Ship all Israeli war criminals to Australia.  That will show them.

Australia's the 7th least densest country in the world - based on population density. I'm sure there'll be plenty of room for all those noses.

Where better than a place with vigilant people like the OP to keep their eyes on the nefarious Jews?

That's it!  The worst Israeli war criminals should live under house arrest at OP's house.  I can't imagine a better situation than having the OP live with all of the most dangerous Jews in the world.

[The Mikado]

"Avigdor, you want I should put up the Moishe Dayan poster here?"

"He wants he should put up the Dayan poster.  Do I have a say in it?  No.  Bibi, I'm using that wall for my massive Israeli flag!  Does Bibi have respect for my personal space?  Of course he doesn't!  He invades it like it was the Gaza Strip!"

"Oh, shush Avigdor.  Where were you when we were fighting in Lebanon?  Relaxing in the USSR with your subsidies, eh?  Vermin Supreme, look at this guy!  He wants that we should not put up the hero Moishe Dayan because he got the extra-large flag!  What sort of schmuck pays twice as much for a twice-as-large flag?"

[The Mikado]

I can only imagine how quickly the thermostat in the house will break from constant movement; better go digital!

I can only imagine.

"Guys?  This bathroom was mine.  Now Bibi and Avigdor have taken it over, while Shimon's sleeping in my bed.  What gives?"

"What gives?  What gives?  After thousands of years of persecution and wandering, we have finally come to our dwelling.  For did not the Lord guarantee a suburban dwelling outside of Sydney to his people for all eternity?"

"Is Bibi not right?  I think Bibi is right.  There are houses all over this area that are reserved for people who did not commit warcrimes in Israel.  Why should we not have this one?  A land swap is clearly necessary."

"Vermin Supreme, you want an old man with sciatica should not have his bed?  Is not my prostate the size of a cantaloupe?  I piss like a leaky faucet drips, and you would deny me the bed next to the bathroom?  You are a shanda!  A shanda fur die goyim!  However, I still feel a two-state division of the house is possible.  Vermin Supreme, would you take the garage and the broom closet?"

"What?  No!  It's my house!"

"We offered him 75% of the land he wanted!  Is the garage not huge and spacious?  Clearly we have no choice but to continue to occupy the bathroom.  He can stay in the tent in the garage."

"But my-!"

"No right of return!"

[The Mikado]

A query, if you will.  Oakvale, fairly, calls me out on Jewish lies.  Now, my question is, if Jews always lie, how would you resolve a situation where a Jew told you, "I will always lie to you?"  If Jews always lie, that makes that statement true, but if that statement itself is a lie, then Jews sometimes tell the truth!  It's a question I have wrestled with for many years.  

As for the Lindbergh baby, little-known story.  He was kidnapped by Jews, of course, but he was then sold into white slavery and smuggled to Kenya where his skin was tarred and he was renamed "Barack Hussein Obama II."

Which reminds me: it's time for another installment of "The Nonkosher Couple," starring Vermin Supreme and the political elite of Israel!

"Tzipi spends forever in the goddamned shower.  Will that woman ever come out?"

"Vermin, a man must know patience.  The spreading tree and the soul of man grow slowly to perfection, my boy!  And waiting at the door when Tzipi showers may lead to a reward worthy of King David!"

"Never mind Moshe, Vermin.  Moshe's always been a bit of a pervert."

"It's in the finest traditions of our scripture, Shimon!  Is it not written, 'And it came to pass in an eveningtide, that David arose from off his bed, and walked upon the roof of the king's house: and from the roof he saw a woman washing herself; and the woman was very beautiful to look upon?'

"It's Tzipi, Moshe!  You always let your putz overrule your brain!  Tzipi's disgusting, and the other day she left her tampon in the-"

"Is she not the only woman in the neighborhood that isn't a chiksa?  Vermin, don't you appreciate Tzipi's...Tzipi?"

"You perverted putzheads!  Can you only think with your schmucks?  What do you mean to do spying on my bath?  It's a shanda!"

"Tzipi, it's...it's not like that!  See, Shimon needed to piss, and I was guarding the door so the old man could get through in time!  It's not like that, I swear!"

"Moshe Katsav, if I catch you peeking one more time I'll make your ballsack look like Sabra and Shatila!"