Reported crimes of I$r@el against Palestinians.

[Adam Griffin]

So when are you going to handle this problem? Are the big noses at the heart of the problem? I guess rhinoplasty for everyone, then.

[Adam Griffin]

So when are you going to handle this problem? Are the big noses at the heart of the problem? I guess rhinoplasty for everyone, then.

Nah, he seemed really steamed about the "killing Muslims for money" aspect.  Clearly, Israel just needs to start killing Muslims pro bono.  Problem solved.

Or perhaps killing another group of people for money would be alright? I wonder if killing Jews for money is acceptable?

[Adam Griffin]

I think we're looking at this the wrong way.

Clearly, Israel is killing Muslims for money to pay for their rhinoplasty (thereby getting rid of the aforementioned "big-nosed motherf**kers" dilemma).  Maybe if they invented a way to make bullets out of cartilage, they could use bits of their old noses as ammunition and turn the "killing Muslims for money"->"Rhinoplasty" cycle to maximum efficiency.

Although maybe OP is simply sensitive to the fact that fiscal insolvency - which of course is the fault of the Zionist Banking Regime - played a major role in the establishment of his home debtor's colony country.

[Adam Griffin]

I think we're looking at this the wrong way.

Clearly, Israel is killing Muslims for money to pay for their rhinoplasty (thereby getting rid of the aforementioned "big-nosed motherf**kers" dilemma).  Maybe if they invented a way to make bullets out of cartilage, they could use bits of their old noses as ammunition and turn the "killing Muslims for money"->"Rhinoplasty" cycle to maximum efficiency.

Although maybe OP is simply sensitive to the fact that fiscal insolvency - which of course is the fault of the Zionist Banking Regime - played a major role in the establishment of his home debtor's colony country.

That illustration aptly reflects what I'm envisioning.

You do raise a good point, though.  How do we punish Israelis that go too far?  I think Edward Gibbon Wakefield had the right idea.  Ship all Israeli war criminals to Australia.  That will show them.

Australia's the 7th least densest country in the world - based on population density. I'm sure there'll be plenty of room for all those noses.

[Adam Griffin]

Where better than a place with vigilant people like the OP to keep their eyes on the nefarious Jews?

That's it!  The worst Israeli war criminals should live under house arrest at OP's house.  I can't imagine a better situation than having the OP live with all of the most dangerous Jews in the world.

OP wouldn't even have to feed himself. Matzah balls every night:

[Adam Griffin]

I can only imagine how quickly the thermostat in the house will break from constant movement; better go digital!

[Adam Griffin]

Bust it open before it hatches!