Been hit by a car (attention whoring)

[ZuWo]

Good to hear you weren't seriously injured.

But I disagree with what you said in general about hospital food. When I had to stay in hospital for a week a couple of years ago, I had really tasty meals every day. Well, I had to share my room with three old men, two of whom suffered from dementia and told me the same stories several times a day, but the fact that I could choose from two main courses for dinner made up for it. In fact, I had put on two kilos when I left hospital.