Have you considered becoming a naturalized Thai subject?
They probably won't allow him....another reason why America is better.
The most desirable country club is the one you can't get into, not the one you can.
So I guess that makes North Korea the greatest country in the world?
And no, the best country club is the one that the most people want to get into. That club may or may not be highly restrictive, but that's irrelevant except to the extent that it effects the number of people who want to enter.