The White House- Napoleon/Nathan Administration

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I hereby declare the 2012 US Presidential Election board to be in a state of emergency. Authorities are to take appropriate action and your cooperation is necessary. Thank you.

President Napoleon

The Atlasian Anti-Troll Force is on its way.

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Mr. President, you are being summoned by the Senate Judiciary Committee to speak on behalf of the Equal Rights Amendment, which you have asked me to introduce.  Please report ASAP.

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Mr. President, you are being summoned by the Senate Judiciary Committee to speak on behalf of the Equal Rights Amendment, which you have asked me to introduce.  Please report ASAP.

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Great choice!

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Mr. President, upon reviewing our budget, we have concluded that the money in the Northeast budget simply isn't enough to cover the damages of Hurricane Sandy.  We are requesting federal assistance ASAP.

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I don't know if I'd spread my butter on those rolls...

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Governor Scott Calls On The Administration For Action

I am echoing the calls of Senator Nix urging the President to act quickly on our region's repeated calls for Federal assistance on our Hurricane Sandy relief efforts.  I must emphasize once again that the Northeast Region simply does not have enough resources alone, public or private, to lift our citizens out of the muck that this hurricane has brought us, especially for the good people of New Jersey.  My executive order from October is still in effect, and funds from the proposed Northeast budget have been allocated toward a new Disaster Relief Fund, yet these remain modest efforts to curb our ongoing problems.

For the time-being, I have formally submitted a disaster relief plan to the Senate similar to the one that was used to assist the victims of Hurricane Irene last year, and Senators Nix and Ben have pledged their unwavering support for the bill.  However, we cannot afford to wait any longer for immediate assistance.

To address these efforts comprehensively, I am inviting both the President and the Secretary of Internal Affairs to formulate a plan at the Governor's Ranch tomorrow at noon.

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Sigh.

I certainly hope that the Vice President is prepared to take over for now...

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Mr. President, how much time would you give Secretary Speed of Sound before a replacement for him is considered?