Your Forum Cabinet

[Grumpier Than Thou]

I wonder if this forum has any regular posters who have lived on a farm.

Bushie probably has.

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

I wonder if this forum has any regular posters who have lived on a farm.

I live in a farm-ish town, if that counts for anything.

[Antonio the Sixth]

Naming me to Matignon to ensure that I quickly descend deep into the hell of unpopularity with well over half of the electorate hating my guts, have my future political career destroyed and neutralize me as a future rival? Nice mitterrandian strategy

Damn ! My secret plan got unmasked !

Or, in a more optimistic note, I need some competent, down-to-earth, yet trustworthy and well-meaning friend to counterbalance my naivety and hot-bloodedness. Whenever I come up with some bold and stupid statement, you'd make sure to set things right, and if I have some crazy project in mind, you'd be the one who tries to make something workable out of it.


BTW, just realized I forgot to place Yelnoc ! Sorry. I guess it's impossible not to miss someone in these cabinets...

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

I wonder if this forum has any regular posters who have lived on a farm.

I live right behind a farm, and farms are all over my area.

[tmthforu94]

I wonder if this forum has any regular posters who have lived on a farm.

*Raises Hand* Neither time was for that long, but I have lived, as well as worked, on a farm. 4-H, anyone?

If I had to pick a cabinet spot, I do think Agriculture would be one of my stronger suits in terms of knowledge. I'm flattered, though, and somewhat mystified by all the Health and Human Services appointments I've been getting.

[Lief 🗽]

Leader of the Senate Group : Lief

What does the leader of the senate group do?

[Antonio the Sixth]

Leader of the Senate Group : Lief

What does the leader of the senate group do?

Well, it's the boss of the party's Senators. Sort of like the Senate Majority Leader.

[Donerail]

Secretary of State: Sjoycefla (D-FL)

Secretary of State: SJoyceFla (D-FL)

When did I become a Democrat? I own a LPF tshirt (that I can't wear because it hasn't been washed and smells a great deal (Gary Johnson signed it), but still)...

You've always identified more as a Libertarian Democrat

And both those should be capitalized.

[Lief 🗽]

Leader of the Senate Group : Lief

What does the leader of the senate group do?

Well, it's the boss of the party's Senators. Sort of like the Senate Majority Leader.

oh sweet!

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

Secretary of State: Sjoycefla (D-FL)

Secretary of State: SJoyceFla (D-FL)

When did I become a Democrat? I own a LPF tshirt (that I can't wear because it hasn't been washed and smells a great deal (Gary Johnson signed it), but still)...

You've always identified more as a Libertarian Democrat

And both those should be capitalized.

I fixed mine for you

[Fuzzybigfoot]

Vice President: Antonio V (G-France)
Chief of Staff: Oakvale (O-Ireland)
Secretary of State: Dallasfan (L-MA)
Secretary of Defense: Polnut (D-Australia)
Secretary of the Treasury: Jackson (D-WA)
Attorney General: Bacon King (D-GA)
Secretary of the Interior: Bgwah (D-WA)
Secretary of Agriculture: Snowguy (D-MN)
Secretary of Commerce: Beet (D-MD)
Secretary of Labor: Miles (D-LA)
Secretary of Health and Human Services: Meeker (D-WA)
Secretary of Transportation: Cincin (I-NY)
Secretary of Energy: Mechaman (L-OK)
Secretary of Veterans Affairs: Clarence (R-FL)
Secretary of Homeland Security: Joe Republic (R-NV)
Secretary of Health and Human Services: Kal (G-Poland)
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development: Nix (I-NY)

[CLARENCE 2015!]

Vice President: Yelnoc
Chief of Staff: ZuWo
Secretary of State: Cathcon
Secretary of Defense: Ben
Secretary of the Treasury: ChairmanSanchez
Attorney General: Simfan
Secretary of the Interior: HagridoftheDeep
Secretary of Agriculture: Tmthforu94
Secretary of Commerce: Torie
Secretary of Labor: Not sure
Secretary of Health and Human Services: Polnut
Secretary of Transportation: Supersonic
Secretary of Energy: 20RP12
Secretary of Veterans Affairs: dead0man
Secretary of Homeland Security: Mechaman
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development: Nix
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[California8429]

Vice President: Yelnoc
Chief of Staff: ZuWo
Secretary of State: Cathcon
Secretary of Defense: Ben
Secretary of the Treasury: ChairmanSanchez
Attorney General: Simfan
Secretary of the Interior: HagridoftheDeep
Secretary of Agriculture: Tmthforu94
Secretary of Commerce: Torie
Secretary of Labor: Not sure
Secretary of Health and Human Services: Polnut
Secretary of Transportation: Supersonic
Secretary of Energy: 20RP12
Secretary of Veterans Affairs: dead0man
Secretary of Homeland Security: Mechaman
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development: Nix
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Interesting choice

[CLARENCE 2015!]

Vice President: Yelnoc
Chief of Staff: ZuWo
Secretary of State: Cathcon
Secretary of Defense: Ben
Secretary of the Treasury: ChairmanSanchez
Attorney General: Simfan
Secretary of the Interior: HagridoftheDeep
Secretary of Agriculture: Tmthforu94
Secretary of Commerce: Torie
Secretary of Labor: Not sure
Secretary of Health and Human Services: Polnut
Secretary of Transportation: Supersonic
Secretary of Energy: 20RP12
Secretary of Veterans Affairs: dead0man
Secretary of Homeland Security: Mechaman
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development: Nix
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Interesting choice

I've made two mistakes... I left that on when I copied from the post above me and forgot to include you, A-Bob!

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Vice President: Yelnoc
Chief of Staff: ZuWo
Secretary of State: Cathcon
Secretary of Defense: Ben
Secretary of the Treasury: ChairmanSanchez
Attorney General: Simfan
Secretary of the Interior: HagridoftheDeep
Secretary of Agriculture: Tmthforu94
Secretary of Commerce: Torie
Secretary of Labor: Not sure
Secretary of Health and Human Services: Polnut
Secretary of Transportation: Supersonic
Secretary of Energy: 20RP12
Secretary of Veterans Affairs: dead0man
Secretary of Homeland Security: Mechaman
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development: Nix
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Didn't notice I got Secretary of State!

[Torie]

Vice President: Yelnoc
Chief of Staff: ZuWo
Secretary of State: Cathcon
Secretary of Defense: Ben
Secretary of the Treasury: ChairmanSanchez
Attorney General: Simfan
Secretary of the Interior: HagridoftheDeep
Secretary of Agriculture: Tmthforu94
Secretary of Commerce: Torie
Secretary of Labor: Not sure
Secretary of Health and Human Services: Polnut
Secretary of Transportation: Supersonic
Secretary of Energy: 20RP12
Secretary of Veterans Affairs: dead0man
Secretary of Homeland Security: Mechaman
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development: Nix
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Didn't notice I got Secretary of State!

I got a position that if I were dictator, I would deep-six, because it's worthless and a waste of money, sort of like back when being head of the Interstate Commerce Commission, which was tanked when government price fixing of transportation was dumped.   

[Hash]

Based on Canada, with French inspiration for the creation of portfolios to suit my ideology.

Prime Minister: Hashemite, member for Ottawa—Orléans (ON)

Deputy Prime Minister; Minister of Finance: Antonio V, member for Saint-Lambert (QC)
Minister of Foreign Affairs and International Trade: oakvale, member for West Vancouver—Sunshine Coast—Sea to Sky Country (BC)
Minister of the Interior, Local Government and Democratic Reform: homelycooking, member for Guelph (ON)
Minister of the Environment and Sustainable Development: Nathan, member for Brome—Missisquoi (QC)
Minister of Justice, Attorney General of Canada: Mechaman, member for Edmonton-Strathcona (AB)
Minister of National Defence; Minister of State for La Francophonie: big bad fab, member for Louis-Hébert (QC)
Minister of Citizenship, Immigration and Multiculturalism: Kalwejt, member for Etobicoke Centre (ON)
Minister of Canadian Heritage and Official Languages: Belgiansocialist, member for Rosemont—La Petite-Patrie (QC)
Minister of Education: Xahar, member for Vancouver Centre (BC)
Minister of Post-Secondary Education and Professional Development; Minister of State for Science and Technology: MaxQue, member for Abitibi—Baie-James—Nunavik—Eeyou (QC)
Minister of Labour: Al, member for Nickel Belt (ON)
Minister of Social Affairs and Solidarity: Earl, member for Ottawa Centre (ON)
Minister of Agriculture and Agri-Food: Redalgo, member for British Columbia Southern Interior (BC)
Minister of Housing and Urban Development: afleitch, member for Prince Edward—Hastings (ON)
Minister of Public Works and Government Services: Smid, member for Calgary Southwest (AB)
Minister of Public Safety; Minister of the Economic Development Agency of Canada for the Regions of Quebec: RogueBeaver, member for Notre-Dame-de-Grâce—Lachine (QC)
Minister of Energy and Natural Resources; Minister of State for the Atlantic Canada Opportunities Agency: Polnut, member for Halifax (NS)
Minister of Transport, Infrastructure and Communities: Snowstalker, member for York South—Weston (ON)
Minister of International Cooperation: Bacon King, member for Sherbrooke (QC)
Minister of Health: Marokai, member for Winnipeg North (MB)
Minister of Industry; Minister of State for Regional Development and Territorial Equality: Holmes, member for Timmins—James Bay (ON)
Minister of Fisheries and Oceans: Jas, member for Avalon (NL)
Minister of Aboriginal Affairs and Northern Development: Lewis, member for Nunavut (NU)
Minister of Veterans Affairs: Averroes Nix, member for Oakville (ON)
Minister of Intergovernmental Affairs: King, member for Desnethé—Missinippi—Churchill River (SK)

President of the Treasury Board: Yelnoc, member for Newmarket—Aurora (ON)

Minister of State for Small Businesses, Crafts and Tourism: 20RP12, member for Oak Ridges—Markham (ON)
Minister of State for Seniors: Franzl, member for Kitchener—Conestoga (ON)
Minister of State for Sports, Youth and Associations: Fuzzy, member for Esquimalt—Juan de Fuca (BC)
Minister of State for Families: Sjoycefla, member for Lac-Saint-Louis (QC)
Minister of State for Western Economic Diversification: TheDeadFlagBlues, member for Vancouver Island North (BC)
Minister of State for International Trade: Mikado, member for Madawaska—Restigouche (NB)
Minister of State for Equality: Px, member for Toronto—Danforth (ON)

Apologies to those I forgot, and for the random constituency assignments.

[Donerail]

Minister of State for Families: Sjoycefla, member for Mont-Royal (QC)

What exactly does a Minister of State for Families do?

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Minister of State for Families: Sjoycefla, member for Mont-Royal (QC)

What exactly does a Minister of State for Families do?

Hash probably wanted to just put you somewhere

[Donerail]

Minister of State for Families: Sjoycefla, member for Mont-Royal (QC)

What exactly does a Minister of State for Families do?

Hash probably wanted to just put you somewhere

So it's a government job without any specific responsibilities that I collect a paycheck from? Sounds good.

[Antonio the Sixth]

Minister of National Defence; Minister of State for La Francophonie: big bad fab, member for Louis-Hébert (QC)
Minister of Citizenship, Immigration and Multiculturalism: Kalwejt, member for Etobicoke Centre (ON)
Minister of Canadian Heritage and Official Languages: Belgiansocialist, member for Rosemont—La Petite-Patrie (QC)
Minister of Transport, Infrastructure and Communities: Snowstalker, member for York South—Weston (ON)
Minister of Aboriginal Affairs and Northern Development: Lewis, member for Nunavut (NU)

Wow, looks like languages and communities are really serious business in Canada.

Thanks for the VPM job BTW.

[ZuWo]

I'll do it the Swiss way:

(7 members of the Federal Council)

Head of Federal Department of Environment, Transport, Energy and Communications: TJ
Head of Federal Department of Finance: Gustaf
Head of Federal Department of Defence, Civil Protection and Sports: myself
Head of Federal Department of Foreign Affairs: Cathcon
Head of Federal Department of Justice and Police: Inks
Head of Federal Department of Economic Affairs: Clarence
Head of Federal Department of Home Affairs: A-Bob

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

Minister of State for Families: Sjoycefla, member for Mont-Royal (QC)

What exactly does a Minister of State for Families do?

Hash probably wanted to just put you somewhere

So it's a government job without any specific responsibilities that I collect a paycheck from? Sounds good.

In that case, should I move you from Sec. of State to Sec. of the Interior?

[Donerail]

Minister of State for Families: Sjoycefla, member for Mont-Royal (QC)

What exactly does a Minister of State for Families do?

Hash probably wanted to just put you somewhere

So it's a government job without any specific responsibilities that I collect a paycheck from? Sounds good.

In that case, should I move you from Sec. of State to Sec. of the Interior?

Naw. As Sec of the Interior I would have to go outside and also move to Wyoming. Plus, as SoS I only have to plot to kill you, 20RP12, and whoever the Speaker and President pro tem are. If I'm Sec of Interior I have to come up with an 8-point plot and get rid of MBD, Cathcon, Nathan, and whoever'd be the new SoS as well.

[Grumpier Than Thou]

I wanna see you try to kill me. I know karate.

...

no i don't