Describe the likely political views of the previous hypothetical person

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

#FBPE Lib Dem. Might have considered Starmer's Labour before it became clear that Starmer's Labour is still left-wing on material issues.

I'll do another literary one.

Gender: Female
Age: 32
Sexual orientation: Bisexual
Hometown: Boston, Massachusetts
Current location: Northeast Kingdom, Vermont
Religion: Non-practicing mainline Protestant
Relationship status: Single
Education: High school education
Occupation: Former home health aide and current paranormal investigator
Other: Survivor of long-term emotional and financial abuse.

[Alcibiades]

#FBPE Lib Dem. Might have considered Starmer's Labour before it became clear that Starmer's Labour is still left-wing on material issues.

That was actually my mother. You were pretty close - she has voted Lib Dem in at least the last four elections, although above all she is an anti-Tory voter (she has never voted for the party), and will vote Labour if she thinks they have the best chance of beating the Tories, and providing the candidate is not Momentum-backed/ a rabid Corbynite. As for #FBPE, she doesn’t have Twitter, and while she is very anti-Brexit, it is not to the exclusion of all other issues.

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[𝕭𝖆𝖕𝖙𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖆 𝕸𝖎𝖓𝖔𝖑𝖆]

Democratic voter, somewhat communitarian, Warren/Sanders in the 2020 primaries.
What book is that even though. A quick Google scan suggests Joseph Citro?



Let's continue the literary nerdfest.

Gender - Male
Age - 84
Relationship status - Single
Hometown - Somewhere in France
Location - Paris, France
Education - College degree
Occupation - Bookseller
Other - On a wheelchair; lives with his bookshop employee and her children despite them not being related

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

Democratic voter, somewhat communitarian, Warren/Sanders in the 2020 primaries.
What book is that even though. A quick Google scan suggests Joseph Citro?

Eleanor Vance from The Haunting of Hill House by Shirley Jackson.

I don't know yours, but I get the vibes of your typical PS->LREM guy. Might be RN- or FI-curious if he lived in la France périphérique, but certainly not as a Parisian.

Here's a much, much easier one.

Gender: Male
Age: 37
Sexual orientation: Does not pursue sexual relationships, but may be interested in them in the abstract
Hometown: Somewhere in England
Current location: London, England
Relationship status: Single but has a long-term platonic-ish housemate
Education: Undergraduate Oxbridge degree in chemistry
Occupation: Private detective
Other: Functioning prescription drug addict; hobbies include martial arts and violin.

[𝕭𝖆𝖕𝖙𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖆 𝕸𝖎𝖓𝖔𝖑𝖆]

Eleanor Vance from The Haunting of Hill House by Shirley Jackson.

I don't know yours, but I get the vibes of your typical PS->LREM guy.

Interesting.
Mine was Pierre Ruche from Denis Guedj's The Parrot's Theorem. What can I do, I study Mathematics.

Yours is Sherlock Holmes who I imagine as very apolitical and hostile (but in a cunning and hyperintellectual way) towards all politicians.

I'll let someone else create the next character.

[KaiserDave]

Nice. Alright so I'll start fresh.

Gender: Male
Age: 39
Sexual orientation: Straight
Hometown: Busan, ROK
Current location: Leonia New Jersey
Ethnicity/Race: Korean
Education: Four Years at a local NJ college
Occupation: Small Business owner
Other: Enjoys playing chess with local Russians in the park, enjoys classical literature, banned his kids from owning Nerf Guns

[Hassan 2022]

Voted for Bush in '04 and McCain in '08, but has voted for Democrats since Obama '12.

Gender: Female
Age: 64
Sexual Orientation: Bisexual
Hometown: Medicine Hat, Alberta
Current location: Ladysmith, British Columbia
Race: White
Ethnicity: Ukrainian
Education: No university
Occupation: Ferry operator
Interests: Hiking on Vancouver Island and the Olympic Peninsula, sailing, making homemade smoked salmon

[Continential]

NDP/Green Voter Democratic in US

Gender: Male
Age: 39
Sexual Orientation: Bisexual
Hometown: Aroostook County, Maine
Current Location: Aroostook County, Maine
Race: White
Ethnicity: Quebecer-French
Education: Dropped Out of College
Occupation: Lumberjack
Interests: Alcohol, fishing, survivalist,

[Hope For A New Era]

NDP/Green Voter Democratic in US

Gender: Male
Age: 39
Sexual Orientation: Bisexual
Hometown: Aroostook County, Maine
Current Location: Aroostook County, Maine
Race: White
Ethnicity: Quebecer-French
Education: Dropped Out of College
Occupation: Lumberjack
Interests: Alcohol, fishing, survivalist,

For some reason I can only picture such a person as apolitical. If I had to choose something, I'd say Obama-Trump-Biden voter just because he's from ME-02.

Next person:

Gender: Female
Age: 25
Race: White
Hometown: Camarillo, CA
Current Location: Camarillo, CA
Religion: Catholic
Relationship status: Single
Education: High school
Occupation: Car mechanic
Other notes: interests include literature and nature/outdoorsy stuff, gun owner, wanted to go to college but couldn't afford it

[Gracile]

Political independent who is left on issues like environment/free college/worker's protections and favors a more hands-off approach on civil liberties. She supported Sanders in the Democratic Primary in 2016 and 2020, voted for Stein in the 2016 general, but is voting for Biden this time because the Trump presidency has been a disaster for people like her.

Gender: Female
Age: 51
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Current Location: Plymouth, MN
Hometown: Minneapolis, MN
Race: White
Relationship status: Married
Religion: Non-denominational Christianity (moderately observant)
Education: Master's degree
Occupation: Elementary school teacher
Interests: Minneapolis-area sports teams, gardening, community volunteering, singing as part of a choir

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

I mean, she's a Democrat, obviously. She might even be genuinely enthusiastic about Tina Smith.

I'll do another literary detective.

Gender: Male
Age: 38
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Current Location: Los Angeles, CA
Hometown: Santa Rosa, CA
Race: White
Relationship Status: Single
Religion: Nonreligious
Education: Some college
Occupation: Private detective
Interests: Drinking, philosophizing, chess

[KaiserDave]

Perry Mason? I'll use the most recent iteration of the character and say he'll vote for FDR over Hoover.

Gender: Male
Age: 67
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Current Location: Morristown, NJ
Hometown: Morristown, NJ
Race: White
Relationship Status: Married with two kids
Religion: Non practicing Protestant
Education: Master's.
Occupation: Retired stock broker
Interests: Tennis, dogs, swimming, bocci

[𝕭𝖆𝖕𝖙𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖆 𝕸𝖎𝖓𝖔𝖑𝖆]

Perry Mason? I'll use the most recent iteration of the character and say he'll vote for FDR over Hoover.

Not Nathan but it was Philip Marlowe lol

Yours ranges from enthusiastic Biden voter to reluctant Trump voter depending on the level at which he traded stocks I guess.



Next one's gonna be fun:
Gender - Male
Age - 28
Ethnicity - Italian
Sexual orientation - Heterosexual
Relationship status - Engaged, with a little baby
Current location - Forlì, Italy
Religion - Non-religious
Education - Some college
Occupation - Journalist
Other - Very anti-clerical; attended college abroad

[S019]

Rich white married senior from Morris County? Hardcore Republican

Battista is probably a PPD/MS5 swing voter

Gender: Female
Age: 45
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Current Location: San Francisco, CA
Hometown: San Francisco, CA
Race: White
Relationship Status: Single
Religion: Evangelical
Education: Postgraduate degree
Occupation: University professor
Interests: Reading, walking, gardening

[Gracile]

Solidly Democratic, of course. I assume their evangelical beliefs are probably of the BRTD hipster Christian variety.

Gender: Male
Age: 59
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Current Location: Livonia, MI
Hometown: Lansing, MI
Race: White
Relationship Status: Single
Religion: Roman Catholic (not highly observant)
Education: Bachelor's degree
Occupation: Shopkeeper/small business owner of a general store
Interests: Reading, woodworking, collecting older maps and books

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

Probably the kind of Trump voter who isn't necessarily an ideologue but wouldn't dream of voting otherwise. "Culturally MAGA", basically.

This one is purely hypothetical, but is a type of person that really does exist:

Gender: Female
Age: 97
Sexual Orientation: Bisexual
Current Location: Omaha, Nebraska
Hometown: Some small town in Iowa
Race: White
Relationship Status: Widowed
Religion: Non-practicing Reformed Christian
Education: Some college, 75 years ago
Occupation: Retired
Other: WWII veteran (Women's Army Corps). Didn't see the front, but was stationed in the European Theater. Still in good mental health despite physical decrepitude; still volunteers at local charities.

[𝕭𝖆𝖕𝖙𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖆 𝕸𝖎𝖓𝖔𝖑𝖆]

Battista is probably a PPD/MS5 swing voter

Uuuh I said it would be fun!
It was noted Socialist Party activist Benito Mussolini in 1911.

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[Hassan 2022]

Republican prior to the 1960 election and has voted for the Dem nominee for president from 1960 onward.

Gender: Male
Age: 29
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Current location: Arcata, CA
Hometown: Garberville, CA
Race: White
Ethnicity: Spanish/Irish
Relationship status: Single
Religion: Quaker
Education: BS in Food Science
Occupation: Chef at an Arcata restaurant, part-time worker/volunteer at a number of Humboldt County farmers markets
Interests: Cooking, foraging, traveling to Montana

[Alcibiades]

Berniecrat voting for Biden.

Gender: Male
Age: 47
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Current location: Akron, OH
Hometown: Akron, OH
Race: White
Relationship status: Married, 3 children
Religion: Catholic in name only
Education: High school
Occupation: USPS mailman

[Jay 🏳️‍⚧️]

Berniecrat voting for Biden.

Gender: Male
Age: 47
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Current location: Akron, OH
Hometown: Akron, OH
Race: White
Relationship status: Married, 3 children
Religion: Catholic in name only
Education: High school
Occupation: USPS mailman

Classic Obama -> Trump -> Biden voter. Would've voted for Trump but was personally rubbed off because of the USPS shenanigans.

Gender: Female
Age: 76
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Current location: Abbeville, LA
Hometown: Abbeville, LA
Race: White
Ethnicity: Acadian
Languages spoken: Bilingual French and English, primarily English
Relationship status: Married, no children
Religion: Devout catholic
Education: High school
Occupation: Retired, worked in local argiculture

[KaiserDave]

Classic example of a longtime Democrat voter who started voting Republican in the early 2000s. Now is a straight ticket Republican. Voted JBE in 2015, not in 2019.


Gender: Female
Age: 34
Sexual Orientation: Lesbian
Current location: Mobile, AL
Hometown: Biloxi, MS
Race: White
Ethnicity: Caucasian, Anglo-Irish ancestry
Languages spoken: English
Relationship status: Planning on proposing to her girlfriend
Religion: Non religious (Grew up Evangelical @Roll Roons)
Education: 4 years public college
Occupation: Middle management at a department store
Interests: Shooting, boating

[Roll Roons]

Democrat who is likely an enthusiastic volunteer for Doug Jones. May have grown up as an evangelical Republican and switched parties after coming out. 


Gender: Male
Age: 50
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Location: Chicago, IL
Hometown: Orland Park, IL
Race: White
Ethnicity: Irish and Polish
Languages: English
Relationship: Married with 2 kids
Religion: Devout Catholic
Education: AA from local community college
Job: Security guard at White Sox Stadium, retired CPD officer
Interests: White Sox and Bears superfan

[KaiserDave]

Longtime Democrat voter (voted for Obama twice, big Pat Quinn fan) but has gone over to the GOP in the age of Trump. Voting straight ticket R in 2020 and hates Lightfoot.


Gender: Male
Age: 19
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Location: Boston, MA
Hometown: New Canaan, CT
Race: White
Ethnicity: Anglo-Irish
Languages: English
Relationship: Has a college girlfriend but it's casual
Religion: Non practicing Protestant
Education: Currently attending Harvard
Income: Family is wealthy
Job: N/A
Interests: Law, debate, lacrosse

[Left Wing]

Probably some young guy who feels like he has unique political views but mostly votes the same way as his parents, if he was old enough in 2018, a Pressley-Baker voter.

Gender: Female
Age: 18
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Location: Denver, Colorado
Race: White
Ethnicity: Dutch
Languages: Primarily English, knows spanish
Relationship: Single
Religion: Jewish
Education: Currently attending community college
Income: Lower middle-class
Job: N/A
Interest: Government, debate, journalism

[H. Ross Peron]

Probably some young guy who feels like he has unique political views but mostly votes the same way as his parents, if he was old enough in 2018, a Pressley-Baker voter.

Gender: Female
Age: 18
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Location: Denver, Colorado
Race: White
Ethnicity: Dutch
Languages: Primarily English, knows spanish
Relationship: Single
Religion: Jewish
Education: Currently attending community college
Income: Lower middle-class
Job: N/A
Interest: Government, debate, journalism

Liberal Democrat, though not as culturally radical as many others. Probably a Bernie supporter.

Gender: Female
Age: 30
Sexual orientation: Straight
Location: Queens (Astoria), New York
Race: White
Ethnicity: English, Scottish, German
Languages: English, some French
Relationship: Single
Religion: Presbyterian (PCA)
Education: BA, attended art school
Income: 35k a year
Job: Illustrator, art model
Interests: Art, literature, classical music