Describe the likely political views of the previous hypothetical person

[HillGoose]

Alt-right, I'd guess. One of those Ron Paul 2012/ Trump 2016 guys that are so annoying.

Gender: Male
Age: 36
Race/Ethnicity: White
Religion: Irreligious
Hometown: Phoenix, AZ
Current location: Northbrook, IL
Occupation: Commodities broker
Education: Bachelor's Degree
Marital status: Single
Sexual orientation: Bisexual but almost always prefers men
Other: Very well off (Annual income >$180,000)

[HillGoose]

Dixiecrat

Age: 29
Gender: Female
Race: White
Religion: Scientology
Location: Tulsa, Oklahoma
Occupation:  Small time weed dealer (annual income below $20,000)
Sexual orientation: Straight
Other: Former amateur pornstar, lives in her mother's section 8 duplex, member of a local Juggalo "gang"

[HillGoose]

Ted Cruz GOP

Age: 23
Gender: Male
Race: White
Religion: Neopagan
Hometown: San Jose, CA
Current location: Omaha, Nebraska
Occupation: Mechanic
Education: Associate's Degree in Fire Science
Marital status: Single
Sexual orientation: Asexual
Other: Hates "Muzzies, Russkies, Commies"

[HillGoose]

Democrat-lite. Centrist, most likely a Clinton supporter.

Age: 21
Gender: Male
Race: Mexican-American
Religion: Non-practicing Catholic
Occupation: DJs at parties and small clubs to get money to trade currencies through an online brokerage, surprisingly good at it and has quite the nest egg.
Hometown: Houston, Texas
Current Location: Long Beach, California
Education: $20 online-bought Bachelor's Degree in Soundcloud rap from "Ball So Hard University"
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Other: Extremely optimistic and always looking for the bright side in things, lowrides his pants and tries too hard to look ghetto but doesn't actually enjoy it, it just furthers his soundcloud career. Also believes that the USA and Mexico should merge and form the "greatest country on Earth." Lives with his aunt in a Section 8 apartment.

[HillGoose]

Communist Party USA faithful

Age: 27
Gender: Male
Race/Ethnicity: White
Religion: Worships the big ass monster that lives behind Walmart
Occupation: Walmart by day, Tarzan King of the Jungle by night
Current Location: Rural area outside of Billings, Montana
Hometown: Richmond, Virginia
Marital Status: Married to Olga, Queen of the Jungle (a possum that lives in a nearby tree)
Education: High School Dropout
Other: Contrary to what most people think, he doesn't do drugs or drink. Lives in a debris hut "bunker" in the woods on his uncle's property with his radio that he mostly uses to listen to Coast to Coast AM.

[HillGoose]

Center-left Democrat. Thought both Clinton and Sanders were good candidates, voted for Clinton due to age factor.

Age: 31
Gender: Male
Race/Ethnicity: White
Marital Status: Single
Religion: Ancient Alien believer
Occupation: Loan shark
Hometown: Battle Mountain, Nevada
Current Location: Reno, Nevada
Education Level: Associate's Degree in Chemistry
Other: lives in a trailer on a large rural property, owns lots of guns

[HillGoose]

Gender: Female
Race: White
Age: 29
Family: Lives with older sister. Everyone else is either dead or may as well be.
Hometown: Poway, CA
Location: Malibu Beach, CA
Occupation: Entrepreneur
Religion: Irreligious
Annual Household Income: $480,000
Major issues: Pro-Flat Tax, Pro-Free Trade

[HillGoose]

dang brah i'm sorry i think i erased it in editing :/

anyway I think your person is basically your average Cruz Republican. I think in 2016 would be for Cruz in the primary, swear he was voting for Johnson for most of the general, then end up going for Trump in the last week.

Gender: Male
Race: White
Age: 34
Family: All of them are actually dead. Or don't know who he is. Also his name is not his birth name.
Hometown: Long Beach, California
Location: The Bronx, New York City
Occupation: Cargo Ship Manager
Religion: The Almighty Dollar
Income: Between $4000 and $6000 a week, all cash
Issues: Legalizing all drugs, legalizing prostitution, pro-free trade

[HillGoose]

no new one?

Gender: Male
Race: White
Age: 26
Family: Left home, never looked back
Relationship status: "it's complicated"
Hometown: Louisville, KY
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Occupation: nobody really knows
Income: All cash, roughly 5k/week
Religion: Strongly disbelieves in anything supernatural

[HillGoose]

Moderate Republican lmao

This person is one of my ex girlfriends. I wonder how close you guys will get it.

Gender: Female
Race: Persian
Age: 20
Family: Still lives at home with both parents and one younger sister.
Relationship status: Single
Hometown: Kalamazoo, Michigan
Location: Brentwood, Tennessee (suburb of Nashville)
Occupation: Nursing student
Income: Personal income is less than 10k/yr, household income is over $150k/yr.
Religion: Hardcore atheist, family are all nominally Muslim.

[HillGoose]

I'm actually going to go out on a limb here and say he's one of those libertarians who really like anime and has a similarly nerdy wife.

id be pretty surprised if they werent a dem

She was actually the only person I've ever known who was an actual Green Party supporter. Like not as a protest vote, she actually voted straight-ticket Green Party as much as she could lol.

So you were pretty right, hardcore liberal.

Ok here's another person I knew irl, she's probably more tricky.

Gender: Female
Race: White
Age: 26
Family: Lives alone, but both parents are still together and has two sisters.
Relationship status: Single
Hometown: Columbia, Tennessee
Location: Spring Hill, Tennessee
Occupation: Waitress at Hooters
Income: $40,000/yr
Religion: Church of Christ nominally, but actually doesn't care very much.

[HillGoose]

Definitely a progressive Democrat.

Gender: Male
Sexual orientation: Straight
Race/ethnicity: White
Age: 20
Family/Relationship Status: Single
Hometown: Franklin, TN
Current location: Murfreesboro, TN
Occupation: Cashier at a grocery store and full-time university student with ambitions to become a pastor.
Religion: Non-Denominational
Education level: Will graduate with a Bachelor of Business Administration degree in 2020.
Other: Highly religious, but attempts to stay non-controversial at all times.

[HillGoose]

The literal epitome of brogressive.

Gender: Female
Age: 35
Religion: Irreligious
Race: Mixed race
Family/Relationship status: Married, one child.
Hometown: Memphis, TN
Location: Dallas, TX
Education: Bachelor of Science in Accounting, Master of Business Administration
Occupation: Accounting Manager
Income: $75,000/yr on own, $140,000/yr household
Issues: In favor of free trade and flat tax system. Opposed to Social Security, Medicare, and government being involved in social issues whatsoever.

[HillGoose]

Rubio Republican

Gender: Male
Age: 36
Religion: "Jesus"
Race: White
Marital Status: Single
Hometown: Little Rock, Arkansas
Location: Billings, Montana
Education: Dropped out of high school at 14 because "schools 4 suckas"
Occupation: Deadbeat
Income: $0, lives in section 8 housing
Other: Can typically be seen with a cigarette in hand, wearing a baseball cap, no shirt, and sagging his athletic shorts, with his glock tucked into his very visible boxers.

[HillGoose]

Moderate Democrat.

Gender: Male
Age: 39
Religion: Ancient Alien Believer
Race: White
Marital Status: Single, wants to be single forever.
Hometown: Cincinnati, Ohio
Location: Silver Springs, Nevada
Education: College dropout
Occupation: Trucking Dispatcher
Income: $37,000/yr
Other: Lives in a small rural house, has ambitions to work in Bitcoin mining.

[HillGoose]

Gender: Male
Age: 24
Hometown: Valdosta, Georgia
Current Location: Gulf Breeze, Florida
Race/ethnicity: Black
Religion: Atheist
Relationship status: Single
Education: High School Graduate
Occupation: Cryptocurrency trader
Income: Roughly $400,000/yr
Other: Enjoys Japanese anime and video games, owns lots of swords and guns, lives by the philosophy "Cut class smoke grass eat ass"

[HillGoose]

Progressive Democrat, Sanders supporter in the primary, probably Jill Stein in the general.

Gender: Male
Age: 26
Hometown: Long Beach, CA
Current Location: San Jose, CA
Race/ethnicity: Samoan American
Religion: Christian
Relationship status: Single
Education: High School Dropout
Occupation: "Moving Bricks"
Income: Nobody knows but he lives in Section 8 housing with his mother
Other: Has been shot twice and has one teardrop tattoo. Can frequently be seen hanging out around the local Arby's or 7-Eleven.