Enjoy this Romney campaign polling propaganda memo

[King]

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Hey, J.J., isn't a campaign saying this one of the rules of elections you talk so much about?

[King]

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Hey, J.J., isn't a campaign saying this one of the rules of elections you talk so much about?

Oh my god I hope J.J. responds to this.

I doubt he will.

[King]

Bump now that J.J. has returned so that he can declare Obama the winner of the election.

It's not happening, bro.  J. J.'s come back from greater contradictions in the past.  He's going to ignore this one with stunning professionalism.

[King]

Bump for jj

[King]

13th September

My Dearest Agnetha,

It has now been three fortnights since the Romney campaign broke J.J.'s First Rule of Elections and conceded defeat.  Despite this confession we have heard no response from J.J. on this matter. Still, morale in the camp remains high and I hope to return home and hold you in my arms soon.

With Love,

King