Ad #2

[ilikeverin]

(scene: a desolate Massachusetts road)

Woman: (Boston accent) Oh darn, we have a flat tire!
Man: (Boston accent) We should have parked the car in Harvard Yard.
Woman: Yes.
Man: And with the auto service there it in Boston, it'll take fifteen minutes for them to get here.
Woman: Oh drat, if only by some fortuitous twist of fate a campaign bus drove by with a candidate that was for the people, and fixed our flat all by himself.

(Bono campaign bus rolls around.  A sticker on the side proudly reads '-2 miles per gallon, and still going!')

Bono: (cheerful) Hello, citizens.  What is the nature of your emergency?
Man: We have a flat tire.
Bono: (demeanor immediately changes to 'mad') WHAT?  HOW COULD YOU?  IT WAS THE GOVERNMENT SUBSIDIES, WASN'T IT?
Woman: Huh?
Bono: THAT IS WHY YOU CANNOT FIX YOUR FLAT TIRE!  BECAUSE OF THE IRS!  IT TOOK AWAY YOUR MONEY AND USED IT TO FUND SOME EXPERIMENTAL SCHOOL IN THE MIDDLE OF BOSTON!
Woman: No... as a matter of fact, our son is there right now.
Bono: Oh.  Well, in that case, never mind, you're poor, the free market will sort out all of your difficulties.  Ta.

(Bono hops into campaign bus, drives away)

[Gabu]

Ilikeverin, your ads are the absolute highlight of this election cycle for me.

More!

[PBrunsel]

Brilliance, that is all I can say.

[Akno21]

I'm not putting any more ads up, these are 100x better than mine.

[Alcon]

Best ads ever.

More ads. More now.