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« Reply #1000 on: May 25, 2013, 12:59:10 AM »
Quote from: politicus on May 24, 2013, 01:57:50 PM
Cant stand the excitement. Its like waiting for Christmas Eve when you were a kid. Has the average weight of Bavarian house wifes gone up? And is the beer consumption of German workers affected by Hartz IV?   
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« Reply #1001 on: May 25, 2013, 12:13:55 PM »
Quote from: oakvale on May 25, 2013, 12:02:19 PM
Saw this mentioned on the news and all over Twitter, but good to see it from the source so I know it's not some kind of hoax. How are you handling the reaction from your constituents to your shift on this issue?
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« Reply #1002 on: May 25, 2013, 09:38:10 PM »
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« Reply #1003 on: May 25, 2013, 09:57:08 PM »

He's you.
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Antonio the Sixth
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« Reply #1004 on: May 26, 2013, 08:34:10 AM »

I feel this is gonna become the new "Oldies is black" meme.
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« Reply #1005 on: May 26, 2013, 08:45:30 AM »
Quote from: Mr. Morden on May 25, 2013, 07:01:29 PM

Weirdly, it kind of does when it has a thread title as short as "Does this thread make me look fat?"  It's a short enough title that it draws attention to how bulky the I-SC avatar is.  I'd suggest moving to NH or VT, or moving abroad to the UK to emphasize your height.  Or try going with a more slimming color.  I think dark colors make one look thinner, but unfortunately, no black avatars here.  Maybe try being a Republican, since that gives you a dark blue.

Sorry for being so blunt, but you asked!  You're still a lot thinner than I am with my Australia avatar!
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« Reply #1006 on: May 26, 2013, 09:17:20 AM »

It's not a meme, it's a fact.
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« Reply #1007 on: May 26, 2013, 10:21:16 AM »
Quote from: Bacon King on May 25, 2013, 03:31:53 PM
Jerry your profile says you're sixteen. By chance were you born about nine months after Clinton and Lewinsky had their affair?

just wondering
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« Reply #1008 on: May 26, 2013, 11:17:44 AM »
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« Reply #1009 on: May 26, 2013, 10:57:04 PM »
https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=174062
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« Reply #1010 on: May 27, 2013, 08:19:53 AM »
Quote from: Formerly Californian Tony on May 27, 2013, 07:32:07 AM
Quote from: Proud Lieberal from Northeast on May 27, 2013, 06:20:03 AM
Quote from: Mr. A on May 26, 2013, 01:58:04 PM
Wow. Didn't figure we had so few 41 kids. Mostly Clinton or Reagan kids here.

I bet we already have Dubya kids.

Judging by the quality of their posts, a few posters are probably born under Obama.
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« Reply #1011 on: May 27, 2013, 09:39:52 AM »
Quote from: BushKenya on May 26, 2013, 07:07:33 PM
Quote from: Prez Duke on May 26, 2013, 06:36:37 PM
God. No wonder you feel like crap physically all the time. You never eat anything light and healthy! Just fatty meat, carbs, and no vegetables whatsoever. And don't eat an ice cream cone for dinner.

Too late.
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« Reply #1012 on: May 27, 2013, 07:45:37 PM »
Quote from: Inks.LWC Supports Chuck Hagel on May 27, 2013, 07:15:52 PM
Quote from: Prez Duke on May 26, 2013, 07:26:22 PM
You're going to stay in a dorm? That would be priceless.

I saw that... If I had Bushie as my roommate... Oh goodness, I don't think I'd be able to handle  that.  I don't know what would bother me more... the 31 year old guy with the creeper stache watching porn in the bed underneath me, or the fact that he tries to get me to pay for it.
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« Reply #1013 on: May 28, 2013, 08:09:02 AM »
Quote from: Bacon King on May 27, 2013, 06:15:41 PM
21:39 Snowstalker  i doubt society would totally fall apart if we legalized murder/rape/arson/theft etc
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« Reply #1014 on: May 28, 2013, 03:20:44 PM »
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« Reply #1015 on: May 28, 2013, 06:02:31 PM »
Quote from: King on May 28, 2013, 05:11:33 PM

After that spic supported opening our doors to ILLEGALS?  No way.
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« Reply #1016 on: May 28, 2013, 06:12:47 PM »

Gotta love the National Lampoon in its days of glory.  However, I doubt that even without Chappaquidick that Kennedy could have beat Nixon in 1972.  (The parody of VW ads of the time was done in 1973.)
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« Reply #1017 on: May 29, 2013, 05:30:41 AM »

This isn't funny.
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« Reply #1018 on: May 29, 2013, 10:29:23 AM »
Quote from: bore on May 29, 2013, 10:11:38 AM
Apparently Pope Francis is a Catholic.
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« Reply #1019 on: May 29, 2013, 01:20:26 PM »
Quote from: Grumps on May 25, 2013, 04:51:45 PM
I had three small hamburgers at McDonalds.  Small fries.  Small coke. 2 Big Macs and a side salad.  500 calories max.
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« Reply #1020 on: May 29, 2013, 05:51:37 PM »
Quote from: King on May 29, 2013, 05:41:24 PM
Fool.  Bloomberg mandated all by-mail terrorists switch to Diet Ricin two years ago.
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« Reply #1021 on: May 29, 2013, 08:28:03 PM »
Quote from: badgate on May 29, 2013, 08:26:17 PM
I heard they sent it in a 32oz envelope.
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« Reply #1022 on: May 30, 2013, 05:22:00 AM »

That's dark. Hilarious, but dark.
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« Reply #1023 on: May 30, 2013, 04:01:54 PM »
Quote from: True Federalist on May 30, 2013, 03:58:28 PM
No.  Despite how tender children can be, I'm trying to cut down on red meat.
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« Reply #1024 on: May 31, 2013, 01:41:07 PM »
Quote from: Keystone Phil on May 31, 2013, 12:01:56 PM
Quote from: Mr. Morden on May 31, 2013, 10:19:56 AM

The classic Bushie dodge!

(He can't move himself off the couch, but he can "move past" his mistakes.)


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