The Comedy Goldmine

[Lief 🗽]

I have no idea how Bushie travels, but I expect he will be wearing a fanny pack at some point.

[Antonio the Sixth]

Not really, but what you and Lief said was waaayyy worse than that.

Link?

No, not Link.  Lief. 

[King]

Mine is of a little girl from Maisha, who is 4 years old and has HIV/AIDS.  You wouldn't know it by the picture or by meeting her.  She is just as bubbly and vibrant and happy (or seems that way) as any 4 year old girl you might meet.  Sadly, even with medication her life expectancy is less than 15 years old.

You really know how to kill a thread, don't you?

[Lief 🗽]

Do we have any photos of Bushie's ankles?

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

Well here was something else that came to me last night as well. I just realized that hot blonde drunk girl is probably also a Christian. see "hot blonde drunk girl" is what I think of her as since I don't know her real name. I've probably heard it before, I just don't remember it. i doubt she does remember mine either so who gives  a . But i see her at shows all the time, i've bought her drinks before, she's boughtme drinks before, we interact on some level. And she's always ING DRUNK and dances like crazy. she's the one who told  me about her time that she got banned from this club for smoking pot outside, but then she got back in by flashing the doorman like 2 weeks later. haha, like doesn't give a  about anything but pot, alcohol, shows and records. like my ideal person, but probably not a christian. But here she is at mewithoutyou. now yeah lots of nonchristians listen to them, like even Tweed listens to mewithoutyou. ING TWEED GUYS But she was christian dancing. not like normal dancing like everyone does, like CHRISTIAN DANCING. Hand raising and waving, holding them out, and then jumping up and screaming along lines like "THERE IS DEFINITELY A GOD" and "GOD IS LOVE AND LOVE IS REAL". so you see, that's the type of person Jesus would hang out with today. Not some ing megachurch preacher or suburban church events committee couple. No He'd probably have some pot dealer roommmate, and his other roommate like an art school grad or something like that. He wouldn't drive or own a ing car of course. He wouldn't have lots of money but would buy everyone drinks at shows. it'd be so cool.

also i wish it would cool down here ing fast so girls start wearing hoodies again. Girls look SO CUTE in hoodies.

there used to be a Christian satire magazine called The Wittenburg Door.  They would have published that.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Sh!t, I was quite drunk last night, wasn't I?

[politicus]

I guess if Lief took a lot of Adderall he'd post like Link.

Who would I post like if I took a lot of Adderall?

Nathan.

[opebo]

Good Evening again folks!  It has it’s been very busy and wonderful all at the same time although now I have a massive migraine unfortunately.

God has blessed me and my heart is so happy right now!  Seeing my kids, spending time with them and with the other children makes my heart sing with joy!  I’m going to enjoy church with them tomorrow and next Sunday as well.  I'm so happy it's going to be hard to sleep!

Things are coming along just fine but there is much work to do.  You guys would be proud that I have to drink so much water during the day.  I hope it helps.

Mom is going to talk to Dad while I’m gone.  She knows what my long term goals are and what is in my heart.  Since it’s just the two of them she can share my goals about Kenya with him.  I think he will be accepting.  I’m thinking I can be here full time within a few years, hopefully 2015 but not much later than 2016 and really be a Dad to my kids.

I’ll try and update you again soon!

[Oldiesfreak1854]

HPJ is the leader of the local KKK chapter

No that's Oldies.

[Paul Kemp]

At what point do we discover that he's posting all of this from a McDonald's in Oklahoma City?

[CatoMinor]

We're on opebo.

[Paul Kemp]

I was not aware this forum was populated with disgusting childish morons like Marcus Aurelius.

What is your level of maturity, thirteen? 

Oh, sorry, I have just insulted all thirteen year olds by bringing them down to your level. 

Now we know where your mind is at and what your inner desires really are.  After all, if one is obsessed with something, as you obviously are, one will express their true inner desires for oneself by openly making them public, as you have just done.

You have such a way with words as to make literally everything you say seem disingenuous.

Snowguy, that is clearly because you fail to grasp the full gravity of my advanced writing skills.

[Antonio the Sixth]

Now, I've got to admit that was a great one (although not strictly speaking factually true).

only for non-obese women between the ages of 18-40.

The sad thing is that I think you are serious.

Yeah he is, but look on the bright side, Tony, if BRTD ruled the world you'd see your first naked girl!! 

[Leftbehind]

He's like a physically intimidating version of Rick Santorum.  Oh, and with a monkey face.

[Antonio the Sixth]

BK knows how to unmask socks with style.

I wish I could join this club, but I can't. I've only been here for a day!

This is lies, mister sock

We both know the truth
So why not confess
Before you are poof'd?

[Antonio the Sixth]

In 2009, 52% of voters in the town where Jesus was born voted for the communists.

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

I wish My spouse and i knew a bit more about black mold, I would simply test our own place personally. Does any person know a fantastic place to get yourself a test equipment?

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

I am still in New York right now.  Our flight to Dulles was canceled yesterday causing all 11 of us to be split on different flights. 

Good lord, 11 Oklahomen on one flight from Europe!  I hope you didn't all sit on the same side of the plane.

[Antonio the Sixth]

Why did you think this thread was a good idea? Why would anyone think that any of these "hot or not" threads were a good idea?

Why the hell are we dogpiling on a politician's daughter?  Are folks here that morally depraved?

Is that a joke?

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

You had to know a post like this was right around the corner, but...

Fourth of July Dinner is over and I am thoroughly exhausted!  I may not be long for this world tonight!  Tomorrow is July 5 which is the beginning of my Christmas season.  I will be starting the official countdown to Christmas after I wake up tomorrow morning!  Christmas Music has already started in my car, but it will be time for me to start planning.  There's still 5 1/2 months until Christmas Day, but for me, that's not much time.   I didn't watch Home Alone at all last Christmas, so I will probably go on a Home Alone Marathon in the next couple weeks to kick off Christmas 2013!

This is it, folks. Show's over, this cannot be topped. I ask the mods to lock this thread immediately.

[Oakvale]

Sawx is the best poster in Atlas history.

[Bacon King]

^^^^^^^^^^^^

[Lambsbread]

I hereby resign from the Atlas forum. Sawx wins. He may now claim his prize, which is Dave Leip's multi-million dollar estate in the Rocky Mountains. Congratulations.

[opebo]

So the cast is to keep himself from...

[Warren 4 Secretary of Everything]

Zimmerman would make a tremendous secretary of defense.