The Comedy Goldmine

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

Gold.

Happy birthday Barry! Thank you for your valiant efforts in fighting against the fascists and their attempts to murder all American poors! We all love you and believe in you!

This proves that Democrats can't even say happy birthday without being partisan. I seem to remember a man named Trent Lott who said happy birthday in his own way to an elderly gentleman named Strom Thurmond and the media painted him as a racist. Who are the fascists who are attempting to "murder all American poors?" Something tells me you wouldn't be able to back your statement up if you tried to answer my question of who those are who are trying to murder all of the American poors so don't bother. This is the exact partisanship that's murdering America, not just who Lief considers to be the American poors.

The difference is that Trent Lott and Strom Thurmond were racists. Obama spends each and every day fighting racists.

No the point is that you can't say Happy Birthday without being partisan.

[Enderman]

Here's an awkwardly funny one... brought to you by barfbag...

A Weiner/Holder ticket is exactly what this country needs to keep our nation in place.

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

Any combo of Bachmann, West, Santorum, Trump, or Cain.

Cain? The guy's a modern Martin Luther King, Jr.

[tpfkaw]

Mark Levin is one of the top constitutional scholars of our time.

[Lambsbread]

From what I've seen, the general consensus is that you're sort of a modern day analogue to Jesus of Nazareth, though I may be mistake. The pharisees you see above "ignoring" you are good evidence of that.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

I voted for coakley.

Why vote for her when you have a picture of Scott Brown from 1992 in your sig?

[Mad Deadly Worldwide Communist Gangster Computer God]

Mark Levin is one of the top constitutional scholars of our time.

I laughed so hard I cried a little.

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

Mark Levin is one of the top constitutional scholars of our time.

I laughed so hard I cried a little.

I nearly sh**t myself when I read that.

[Lambsbread]

Mark Levin graduated from my high school

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

Mark Levin graduated from my high school

So did Ben Netenyahu, according to wikipedia. Yikes.

[opebo]

In my family, the man pays for EVERYTHING and the woman pays for NOTHING

Hey your family and opebo have something in common!

[Lambsbread]

Mark Levin graduated from my high school

So did Ben Netenyahu, according to wikipedia. Yikes.

Reggie Jackson did too

[Lambsbread]

What is a barffag?

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

Mark Levin graduated from my high school

So did Ben Netenyahu, according to wikipedia. Yikes.

Reggie Jackson did too

I have a disgraced Tour de France winner and some guy on Glee.

[H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY]

I have Jenna Marbles, Kristen Wiig, and Shirley Jackson.

[free my dawg]

I have the guy who directed Boondock Saints and the Epic Rap Battles of History guy. That's it.

[DC Al Fine]

That's ever so slightly messed up.

Thinking that is messed up is precisely what is 'messed up'.  Prudery is precisely the problem.

Opebo complaining about my prudery is like a morbidly obese man complaining about fat shaming when told to go on a diet.

We already have one of those.

[morgieb]

Mark Levin graduated from my high school

So did Ben Netenyahu, according to wikipedia. Yikes.

Reggie Jackson did too

I have a disgraced Tour de France winner and some guy on Glee.

I have a former Hottest 100 winner....and that's about it.

[Lambsbread]

Context:

your Secretary of Education dropped out of college.

[Antonio the Sixth]

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=177133

Ted Cruz is quite a case.

[Mad Deadly Worldwide Communist Gangster Computer God]

No one (normal)

no one normal went to my high school too!

[Lambsbread]

I pledge three bushels of wheat, and two live chickens.

[Lambsbread]

I just laughed out loud and woke my dog

In case anyone misinterpreted the context, I'll clarify that this is probably a poor way to respond when a female requests oral services.

[TNF]

I honestly think Hillary would outright divorce Bill if that happened again.

Nah, if Hillary didn't divorce him the first 36 times why would she now?

That seems a bit low.

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

No, I've had a rather extreme change of heart in the week since we last had this poll. Marriage should not be redefined to include people in committed relationships.