The Comedy Goldmine

[Lambsbread]

damn I want to go to a gay club with Torie, sounds like he rocks that sh[inks]

[Swedish Rainbow Capitalist Cheese]

"Reign in Merkel - for a strong Vice Chancellor". Barely even satire.

[opebo]

It is rare that a humorous artifact of Atlas (modesty forfends any mention of the original authorship) can be re-used so many different times and in so many different ways (context):

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

It is rare that a humorous artifact of Atlas (modesty forfends any mention of the original authorship) can be re-used so many different times and in so many different ways (context):

Well the original poster did say to discuss with maps.......perfect fit (pun intended)

[tmthforu94]

Good news.

That being said, King is running against Susana Martinez in 2014 and for all of her charisma and moderation; she's never been anything close to liberal on social issues. King is likely going to make this a campaign issue.

While I have explored the possibility and am honored to hear my name mentioned, I don't feel I am ready to serve the fine people of New Mexico in this capacity just yet.

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

6:00-6:30 - Prepare to wake up
6:30-7:00 - Prepare to turn off snooze on alarm
7:00-7:30 - Prepare to brush teeth
7:30-8:00 - Prepare to get in shower
8:30-9:00 - Prepare to wake up, turn off alarm, brush teeth, and get in shower after previous routine was a dream
9:00-9:30 - Wake up, turn off alarm, brush teeth, and get in shower after previous routine was a dream
9:30-10:00 - Focus on Christmas

[DC Al Fine]

There are some especially within the Hasidic sect. Most Jews are very accepting, successful, and hospitable people who are great at managing money. It's a nice family oriented religion.

[Sol]

Being a noob here, I have to ask: what does that map of France mean?

Sorry.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Being a noob here, I have to ask: what does that map of France mean?

Sorry.

Oh you've got to be kidding me.

[Supersonic]

Being a noob here, I have to ask: what does that map of France mean?

Sorry.

*raises eyebrow*

[Hatman 🍁]

Being a noob here, I have to ask: what does that map of France mean?

Sorry.

The pink area is shaped like a penis.

Not seeing that makes me question your gender, because aren't men supposed to be subconsciously obsessed with penises?

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

Being a noob here, I have to ask: what does that map of France mean?

Sorry.

just be glad you don't know.

[Hatman 🍁]

Oh, and the cream coloured areas are the ejaculate. Thanks for asking

[Lambsbread]

Being a noob here, I have to ask: what does that map of France mean?

Sorry.

dude

1. look at the map
2. travel back to middle school

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Being a noob here, I have to ask: what does that map of France mean?

Sorry.

just be glad you don't know.

I don't know, dude. How do you expect him to survive without such a basic knowledge?

[opebo]

Being a noob here, I have to ask: what does that map of France mean?

Sorry.

just be glad you don't know.

I don't know, dude. How do you expect him to survive without such a basic knowledge?

He's apparently survived in the real world despite being a mental defective, so he'll be ok here.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

damn I want to go to a gay club with Torie, sounds like he rocks that sh[inks]

I want to go with him for bottle service

Is that a euphemism?

[Sol]

Oh.

[Antonio the Sixth]

"Hmmm..." he pondered aloud, as he stared at his computer. "How to best to announce my return to the Atlas forum after a long hiatus?" And then it hit him, like an abusive husband hits his wife. He began furiously hitting away at the keys on his keyboard, like an abusive spouse furiously hits his or her spouse. Triumphantly, he hit down on the left mouse button--in much the same way an abusive spouse hits down on the battered mother or father of her or his children--posting the thread. "This domestic violence joke will really win them over," he smiled, like an abusive spouse smiles after abusing his or her spouse.

[Paul Kemp]

"Hmmm..." he pondered aloud, as he stared at his computer. "How to best to announce my return to the Atlas forum after a long hiatus?" And then it hit him, like an abusive husband hits his wife. He began furiously hitting away at the keys on his keyboard, like an abusive spouse furiously hits his or her spouse. Triumphantly, he hit down on the left mouse button--in much the same way an abusive spouse hits down on the battered mother or father of her or his children--posting the thread. "This domestic violence joke will really win them over," he smiled, like an abusive spouse smiles after abusing his or her spouse.

Top post. Beat you to it

...no pun intended?

[Antonio the Sixth]

"Hmmm..." he pondered aloud, as he stared at his computer. "How to best to announce my return to the Atlas forum after a long hiatus?" And then it hit him, like an abusive husband hits his wife. He began furiously hitting away at the keys on his keyboard, like an abusive spouse furiously hits his or her spouse. Triumphantly, he hit down on the left mouse button--in much the same way an abusive spouse hits down on the battered mother or father of her or his children--posting the thread. "This domestic violence joke will really win them over," he smiled, like an abusive spouse smiles after abusing his or her spouse.

Top post. Beat you to it

...no pun intended?

Oops, sorry.

Posting directly into the goldmine, I see.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

[Antonio the Sixth]

[Mopsus]

Avant-garde troll faces are the best.

[Lambsbread]

Ok ok- the rich quiz.

- do you have to work? If no +5
- were you bailed out in 2008? Yes +1
- ever been to a "dinner" with a politician? +1
- pull the strings of democracy? +1
- Davos? +1
- "summer" in the north? +1
- private school? +1
- finely developed taste for recreation? +1
- kid pretends to be starving artist? +1
- attended charity for inner city black kids? +1
- identify with Mitt Romney? +1
- marriage covered in ny times? +1
- film producer? +1
- subject of Anastasia Steele fantasy? +1

Let's keep it going guys!