The Comedy Goldmine

[Joe Republic]

(I guess I've been taken off of "The List")

i can confirm this

[Lambsbread]

Black Powa! Stick it to the white devils!

[Lambsbread]

I think may be a black.

There are ways that you can find out.  Do you wear socks with sandals?  Do you put hot sauce on macaroni and cheese?  How do you pronounce the word AUNT? 

[Mechaman]

Context: previous poster.

Your girlfriend is eleven? You like'em young, huh?

[Oldiesfreak1854]

Attention Wore Time
I don't know how to say this, so I'm gonna just come on out and say this. I... I haven't told my family yet but... I think, I think may be a black. Oldies, please don't hate me for it, but I am a Black Democrat.

So, as a racist democrat you're supporting lynchings, and as a Black man, you want to lynch yourself?

[free my dawg]

I have more confidence in Bushie's weight loss plans.

Context: thread title.

[Mad Deadly Worldwide Communist Gangster Computer God]

Wisconsin wins 308-230. Minnesota could probably do better if she picks a running mate from the South.

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

[Lambsbread]

Sawxdem wins again

[H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY]

Sawxdem wins again

[Antonio the Sixth]

Gonna slow your browser down, but it's damn worth it:

Italy 2013

Berlusconi's policies, platform, goals, vision etc since 1994:


Berlusconi's record since 1994:


The delirious crowds at Bersani rallies:


Meanwhile, Mario Monti's speeches:


And Grillo's speeches


Bersani's platform summarized:


A few months before, when Berlusconi was below 20%:


When Berlusconi started closing in in the polls:


When the exit polls came out:


Our reaction to the results showing Berlusconi ahead:


Our reaction to the results showing the left barely ahead:


What we were like all day/night watching results:


What the Berlusconi fans were like:


Phew, the left eeked out a win. The 'victory' speech:


The PD campaign summarized


No, this is more accurate:


Matteo Renzi meeting Bersani the next day:


When we realized what the hell just happened:


Bersani: "damn I kind of screwed this thing up no?"


Also, the Grillists did really well. Grillo was like:


We were like:


Angela Merkel was like:


Our reaction to the whole damn thing:


What everybody else thought of Italy the next day:


Bersani to the Grillists after the election:


But the Grillists were like:


When we asked Bersani about a grand coalition with Silvio:


But then the PD formed a government with Berlusconi. We were like:


What we thought when Enrico Letta announced his government:


And Berlusconi was like:


Further requests?

[Paul Kemp]

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classic hate speech. looks like we have a nazi who wants to kill 6 million jews here. better take care of this guys.

[Antonio the Sixth]

I oppose all months, but we have white history month 11 months out of the year anyway.

You oppose all months? That must make it hard to read your calendar.

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

Creationists, they've been ruling the World since Theodosius took power.

[courts]

100%, me and Mint are both Blue Dog moderates who are pro-gun but like Brian Schweitzer. I guess you could say Reagan-Clinton-Warner-Schweitzer-Truman-Edwards Democrats with a fiscal conservative populist yet technocratic streak.

[Talleyrand]

Has anyone run an ip check on this thing yet?

good question. i was wondering if it's been spayed or neutered personally.

[Joe Republic]

click for context

Why don't they unite?

[CatoMinor]

One of very, very few good Republicans.

 At the end of the day, Huntsman still wants to implement policies that would destroy living standards for the vast majority of the American people and force the economy into a perpetual stage of austerity-induced economic depression. That doesn't qualify as 'good' in my book, regardless of how 'sensible' he might be about things like same-sex marriage, an issue that won't affect as many people as will the job-killing austerity programs people like Huntsman regularly advocate.

huntsman isn't that bad. he also supports liberating the iranians, syrians and making sure the terrorists don't hate us for our freedoms by getting rid of the more pesky ones. i'm glad to see such sensible policies prevailing in the republican party.

[Paul Kemp]

The Republicans would mop the floor with the Democrats.  Americans don't want to be told what they can or cannot eat or drink and how much.

[Bacon King]

[Paul Kemp]

Thanks, tranny.

[RogueBeaver]

Christie needs to lose quite a bit of weight, first, though.

[Mad Deadly Worldwide Communist Gangster Computer God]

I have no idea. I never count calories.  I just watch what I eat.

At first I thought you were Bushie and i was like "Jeff.. watching piles of food enter your mouth isn't the same thing as 'watching what you eat'".
But then it was Scott.

[King]

You still didn't answer my question BTW.  How many sloppy joes would you be eating if you WEREN'T on a diet?

Probably 3.  I only had the 4th one last night to clean up the rest of the meat.  I generally stop at 3.

/thread