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Platypus
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« on: September 18, 2012, 06:47:15 PM »
« edited: October 18, 2012, 10:57:02 AM by I'm living the dream bru, rubbing my plat on expensive ypus »

Go. Be funny. Post funny things.

Inaugurated in Loving Memory of Michael Assad.
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MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!
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« Reply #1 on: September 18, 2012, 06:56:26 PM »

Context:

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« Reply #2 on: September 18, 2012, 06:57:53 PM »

I think the Institute is still up.
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« Reply #3 on: September 18, 2012, 07:19:20 PM »

 this thread.
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« Reply #4 on: September 18, 2012, 09:45:21 PM »

Endorsed replacement:

Dear students, faculty and staff,

Hope you enjoyed break. Class is back in session!



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« Reply #5 on: September 19, 2012, 03:32:28 AM »

The other thread is awful now.  This is the real comedy goldmine, as far as I'm concerned.

My first entry:

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« Reply #6 on: September 19, 2012, 07:01:08 PM »

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This is like the time when Emperor Hirohitho adressed Japan via radio for the first time.
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« Reply #7 on: September 21, 2012, 10:17:23 PM »

"Stuff they do on hard wood" is presumably what BSB is talking about. Tongue

I know that's a basketball reference, but cheerleaders do perform on the hard wood.  So, it's still not a gaffe, IMO.
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« Reply #8 on: September 23, 2012, 07:18:15 PM »

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« Reply #9 on: September 23, 2012, 08:41:18 PM »

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« Reply #10 on: September 24, 2012, 04:47:11 AM »

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« Reply #11 on: September 24, 2012, 10:41:48 PM »

Naso has a man with whom he travels in Florida? This thread just became more interesting than the Update.
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« Reply #12 on: September 25, 2012, 02:44:27 AM »

For ban: 47%
Against ban: 49%

My numbers:

For ban 100%
Against ban 0%

Ban carries
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« Reply #13 on: October 01, 2012, 06:09:04 AM »

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In case anybody has missed it, Politico is currently suggesting that people who are made to feel unwelcome in a particular community are better off leaving than sticking around and putting up with the abuse.
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« Reply #14 on: October 01, 2012, 06:44:21 AM »

The other thread is awful now.  This is the real comedy goldmine, as far as I'm concerned.

My first entry:


Gloating isn't funny, Mordan.
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« Reply #15 on: October 07, 2012, 01:05:16 AM »

Mitt Romney is not a governor. He is an ex-governor. The governor of Massachusetts is Deval Patrick.

In America, ex-politicians are generally called by their most recent office held as a matter of courtesy, which is why (for instance) Bill Clinton is still introduced as President Clinton and Mitt Romney is still Governor Romney.

I've always thought it's a pretty ridiculous custom. You don't see the BBC calling Tony Blair the Prime Minister, for example.

Thankfully the UK doesn't have ridiculous titles given for life.
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« Reply #16 on: October 07, 2012, 11:04:59 AM »

This thread should be locked permanently.
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« Reply #17 on: October 07, 2012, 01:16:45 PM »

This thread should be locked permanently.

Re your sig Grumps of which I just took cognizance, I would note that many priests and I do have something in common. Tongue
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« Reply #18 on: October 07, 2012, 01:20:52 PM »

This thread should be locked permanently.

Re your sig Grumps of which I just took cognizance, I would note that many priests and I do have something in common. Tongue

I'm not even going there.
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« Reply #19 on: October 07, 2012, 01:21:49 PM »

Reminds me of that one city entrance sign in Frankfurt that's been amusing me for years despite the crass lowbrowness of the statement.

[official print]Frankfurt am Main[/official print]
[vandalism]Wir Ficken Jeden[/vandalism]
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« Reply #20 on: October 07, 2012, 01:32:05 PM »

[official print]Frankfurt am Main[/official print]
[vandalism]Wir Ficken Jeden[/vandalism]

HAH
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« Reply #21 on: October 07, 2012, 04:23:53 PM »


Lulz
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Filuwaúrdjan
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« Reply #22 on: October 07, 2012, 09:34:05 PM »

a tweet from Breitbart has as much credibility as a check from Drew Pritt.
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« Reply #23 on: October 09, 2012, 11:30:58 AM »


Well that's something the original poster is going to have to do. Wink
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« Reply #24 on: October 09, 2012, 04:27:41 PM »

I was within 1500 feet of children yesterday.
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