The Comedy Goldmine

[Serenity Now]

I do not like Mormons they masscure innocent people & they scare me.

What everybody opinion on Eugene Debs?.

He was a stupid Socialist & I hate him.

I think we'll be getting some funny material (most of it is something else..) from this guy before he gets banned..

[afleitch]

Saying Obama's presidency has not been a disaster has marked you as one of the dumbest posters on her

OBama leads only because he, (with the supprt of the MSM) has convinced the sheep of the country that rich and successful is a bad thing.

The new typo king

[Simfan34]

In all seriousness I'm not sure where I would put that comma.

[Torie]

In all seriousness I'm not sure where I would put that comma.

because he, with the support of the MSM, ...

Hope that helps. The parens are just not appropriate here. And one does not put a comma before parens!

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

I was polled several times during the primary, but not once for the general election for some reason.  Ever since Gingrich won our primary, no one has cared what us Sandlappers think.

Yeah, that's really odd, especially as SC is objectively speaking a complete toss up .

[Simfan34]

In all seriousness I'm not sure where I would put that comma.

because he, with the support of the MSM, ...

Hope that helps. The parens are just not appropriate here. And one does not put a comma before parens!

Yes, that makes sense!

[Grumpier Than Thou]

In Western Pa, Tom Smith is running ads touting his history as a minor.  Casey is countering with ads saying his grandfather was a minor, but more interestingly he goes out of his way to say he opposed Obama on trade issues.

LOL

[Goldwater]

YEAH LET'S GET ON THE ATLAS FORUM LIKE A TOTAL REACTIONARY FUCKTARD AND TALK ABOUT HOW MUCH OF A HERO A RACIST c**ntBASTARD LIKE STROM THURMOND WAS AND THEN ACT ALL TOUGHGUY ASSHOLE ABOUT IT AND SEE WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE WE GET!  YEAH HOO!!!!

LET'S ALSO CALL SOME GUY A f****t COS OBVIOUSLY ONLY f****tS DISLIKE DIXIECRATS!

[/PLAYS BANJO]

[Grumpier Than Thou]

Mecha is and always will be a legend. The legend.

[Filuwaúrdjan]

I'm not counting Dave Leip.  He used to be the only moderator when I first started posting here.  There were no "infraction points" or anything like that back then.  I'd just get an email message once in a while that said something like, "Please avoid drunken, emotional diatribes.  Thank you, Dave Leip" or "Please refrain from linking to pornographic websites.  Thank you, Dave Leip." 

[Grumpier Than Thou]

Context:

I personally believe Gov. Engle won all 117% of the vote.

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=163699.msg3496252;boardseen#new

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

I believe in compromise and reconciliation.

[Joe Republic]

This Is silly
Mathematically don't vote, the People vote

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

Abortion is a barbaric act and our descendants will feel the same way about us as we feel about slaveowners now.

you have a rather macabre sense of humor. 

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Retruns from Florida:

Romney: 44%
Obama: 42%
Kucingh: 12%
Reagan: 5%
John: 4%

Returns From Ohio:

Obama: 45%
Romny: 41%
Regan: 12%
John: 10%

Returns from iowa:

John: 78%
Other person: the rest of it

[Filuwaúrdjan]

Abortion is a barbaric act and our descendants will feel the same way about us as we feel about slaveowners now.

you have a rather macabre sense of humor. 

He's thirteen, so there you are.

[Northeast Rep Snowball]

Retruns from Florida:

Romney: 44%
Obama: 42%
Kucingh: 12%
Reagan: 5%
John: 4%

Returns From Ohio:

Obama: 45%
Romny: 41%
Regan: 12%
John: 10%

Returns from iowa:

John: 78%
Other person: the rest of it

Interesting, 107% turnout in Florida, 108% in Ohio

[they don't love you like i love you]

I'm recently noticing a lot of Thais - in fact almost every Thai - stroking glossy 'phones'.  What are these?  Should I get one? 

I have been informed that the monthly fee for a 'something gigabyte' (the Best) is only around $20 here.  Many people also recommend a Samhung.. what do you fellows think?

Do any of you have a Smartiephone?

opebo's deliberate mispellings never get old. My favorite is still when he was talking about "Facialbook" though.

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

I was polled several times during the primary, but not once for the general election for some reason.  Ever since Gingrich won our primary, no one has cared what us Sandlappers think.

Yeah, that's really odd, especially as SC is objectively speaking a complete toss up .

I was trying for some subtle humor in my own post there.  Not that bore's reference to the polling average is without merit either.  Anyway, here's what I came to the Goldmine to post:

12:00 pm EST - 17 hours until Vermont opens.  24 until all the polls are open.  30 until polls close in Indiana and Kentucky.  36 until all the polls are closed.

Interesting that the margin between Vermont opening, all opening, all closing, etc. always remains the same. What's the party ID?

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Virgin Good is a good man & American but I still voting Romney

[Velasco]

Virgin Good is goode, American and... chaste. God bless him.

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

I will happily proclaim it each day until election day.  We aren't losing.  You think we are losing because you happen to be wrong and will be amazed at the size of Romney's victory on Tuesday.

[Middle-aged Europe]

But I do have some consolation. Firstly my Massachusetts prediction wasn't complete bunk- Obama's margin of victory shrank there.

[GMantis]

I will happily proclaim it each day until election day.  We aren't losing.  You think we are losing because you happen to be wrong and will be amazed at the size of Romney's victory on Tuesday.

If he had only added "in West Virginia" he would have made a pretty good prediction...