The Comedy Goldmine

[morgieb]

Todd Akin got legitimately raped by the voters

[Grumpier Than Thou]

Todd Akin got legitimately raped by the voters

LOL

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

Virgin Good is goode, American and... chaste. God bless him.

He wasn't chaste by many voters.  Worst Constitution Party performance since 2000.

[SUSAN CRUSHBONE]

Yes, it does speak volumes. Conservatives like me either stayed home or voted for third party.

Really... and, well... apparent.
When will that action be considered self mutilation, a disease in most medical circles?

Wait a minute…, would such a disease be covered under ObamaCare?

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

Sean Hannity is absolutely correct.

...That left a bad taste in my mouth.

Why? Did you type it with your mouth?

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

If Politico had written this it would have gone in the Deluge as he would have been serious, but I'm fairly certain Winfield was just making a joke here:

Obama doesn't want Romney in his cabinet.

He is waiting for Ginsburg to resign so he can appoint Romney to the Supreme Court.  Romney does have a law degree as well as an MBA from Harvard after all.

[Simfan34]

Bushie makes The Onion a reality: http://www.theonion.com/articles/dad-suggests-arriving-at-airport-14-hours-early,29662/

[Antonio the Sixth]

Yes, it does speak volumes. Conservatives like me either stayed home or voted for third party.

Really... and, well... apparent.
When will that action be considered self mutilation, a disease in most medical circles?

Wait a minute…, would such a disease be covered under ObamaCare?

I LMAO with this one. The mix of t_host random nonsense and genuine wit produces a result which is simply amazing.

[Badger]

Politico, Ben Kenobi, please stop arguing. You are both right. BOTH of your candidates (Romney, Santorum) are losers that will never be anywhere close to a position of power.

Best after reviewing the thread of BK and Politico sniping at each other as to who was blame for Romney's loss and hwo to approach the next election. In that context, I nearly choked laughing.

[morgieb]

Clearly Black Hipster Mormons were swept by Romney's mega coattails in Utah.

[Grumpier Than Thou]

Please don't give me death points for posting this

Is there any areas I could hope to run for public office in?. I have alot of good messages and things(which I believe are right) to spread and say!.

How about dying in a fire instead?

Yo n.

Shut up.

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

[Chancellor Tanterterg]

I came here to post that

[Antonio the Sixth]

Just. Wow.

Are you done trolling? 

You're the true troll. You spend 3 ungodly long movies taking the ring to Mt. Doom and at the end you suddenly decide you want to keep the ring and screw everyone over? Thank God Gollum was there to bite your hand off.

[Grumpier Than Thou]

Just. Wow.

Are you done trolling? 

You're the true troll. You spend 3 ungodly long movies taking the ring to Mt. Doom and at the end you suddenly decide you want to keep the ring and screw everyone over? Thank God Gollum was there to bite your hand off.

F--KING LOL

[Nhoj]

Something like this, I would think.

[Antonio the Sixth]

Times like this I'm glad to have Twister on ignore.

That's fine because I have your state on ignore

[Lief 🗽]

That's nice but I think it would be less close than that.  NV/CO aren't going to some uncle Tomás Cuban.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

Context:

Proving Scott wrong?

[Mr. Morden]

Welcome to 2004.

[Joe Republic]

Wow, that pic is a blast from the past!  I think it might have been one of the first things I put in my signature after joining the forum.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Where's the fun in that though?  Couldn't you just enjoy his posts like everybody else?

Well for me, that is the fun.

And you wonder why nobody likes you.

1. People like me.
2. I don't wonder why the people who don't like me don't like me.

I'll admit they like you a little bit, in a sense - you're sort of like Colonel Klink.



(Please, don't tell me any of you children don't know who Colonel Klink is - I might cry)

[Lief 🗽]

Christie would be a fine sacrificial lamb against Clinton. He'll probably call her "toots" or "sweetie" in the debates.

[Grumpier Than Thou]

CONTEXT IS GOLDEN:

I want you to sit there and think about what you've done... I will be watching you