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« Reply #175 on: November 14, 2012, 03:31:25 PM »

See I just can't see someone from the Minnesota for Marriage people saying "We have called f**king *number* of people"

And I can't see someone from the Minnesota DFL not screaming "Tapioca! We need more tapioca don't cha know!"
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« Reply #176 on: November 14, 2012, 05:40:05 PM »

Jindal could never be the nominee:

Because Jindal is Non-Caucasian? That's the obebo that we all know and love...

No, because Jindal is not the appropriate kind of non-caucasian.  The diabolical party will dredge up an Uncle Tomás, not an Uncle Taj.
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« Reply #177 on: November 14, 2012, 05:41:06 PM »

Jindal could never be the nominee:

Because Jindal is Non-Caucasian? That's the obebo that we all know and love...

No, because Jindal is not the appropriate kind of non-caucasian.  The diabolical party will dredge up an Uncle Tomás, not an Uncle Taj.
Darn it, Lief! I was literally on my way to post this one. Opebo's been on a particular roll lately.
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« Reply #178 on: November 14, 2012, 10:09:55 PM »

See that's another reason why opebo is the best poster.
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« Reply #179 on: November 15, 2012, 03:02:49 PM »

See I just can't see someone from the Minnesota for Marriage people saying "We have called f**king *number* of people"

And I can't see someone from the Minnesota DFL not screaming "Tapioca! We need more tapioca don't cha know!"

The exchange between Sanchez and 20RP12 in that thread is also sublime.
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« Reply #180 on: November 15, 2012, 05:37:33 PM »

I sometimes wonder if this moderator team is even trying to get girls.
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« Reply #181 on: November 15, 2012, 05:54:54 PM »


That's an old meme, based on the 2004 election. you must be slow on the uptake.
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« Reply #182 on: November 15, 2012, 05:59:35 PM »


yeah, ohio, new mexico and virginia are in the USC now Wink
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« Reply #183 on: November 15, 2012, 08:12:10 PM »


And Colorado, Iowa, and Nevada. The North American Civil War of 2008-2012 was really a disaster for Jesusland.
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« Reply #184 on: November 15, 2012, 08:13:52 PM »


And Colorado, Iowa, and Nevada. The North American Civil War of 2008-2012 was really a disaster for Jesusland.

You forgot Poland...and Florida.
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« Reply #185 on: November 15, 2012, 08:16:15 PM »


And Colorado, Iowa, and Nevada. The North American Civil War of 2008-2012 was really a disaster for Jesusland.

You forgot Poland...and Florida.

Nah, Florida is part of the People's Republic of Cuba now.
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« Reply #186 on: November 16, 2012, 05:43:32 AM »

Townsend, writing off huge swathes of human culture won't help you get girls.
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« Reply #187 on: November 16, 2012, 11:30:53 AM »

if Al was chiming in on the Assange saga being a postmodern hack thriller novel... what is this?

This is a Shakespearean sex comedy, of course.

So it will shortly be revealed in the final act that everyone was actually just having sex with their spouses after all, in an elaborate scheme of mistaken identity and disguise?
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« Reply #188 on: November 17, 2012, 02:10:13 PM »

So... why isn't this guy Jason Chaffez a Democrat? Sounds like all the policies he considers 'cool' are Democratic, and all the uncool is Republican.

Chaffetz was a Democrat (Utah co-chair for Dukakis '88), but changed after meeting Reagan in 1990.

Bizarre - I wasn't even aware Reagan was still alive in 1990 - in any case he can't have been cognizant.  So it is true - Reagan was like the pod people, and took over this guy Chaffez by osmosis.


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« Reply #189 on: November 17, 2012, 08:02:52 PM »

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« Reply #190 on: November 18, 2012, 03:43:05 PM »

At the DNC, they had an illegal alien give a speech on national TV, urging Americans to pardon 11 million criminals.

I do not like illegal aliens.

Yeah, I don't like Eva Longoria either.
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« Reply #191 on: November 18, 2012, 03:46:43 PM »

I'm not really outside the mainstream on anything.
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« Reply #192 on: November 19, 2012, 04:23:55 AM »

Careful, man, he might start a coalition against you and whine about your behavior to AH...
What's 'AH'?


althernatehistory.com.  Apparently when a Person didn't get his way in having me removed as a mod, it was too much for him to handle, so he took from the site and apparently started venting there about me.

Congratulations.
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« Reply #193 on: November 19, 2012, 05:31:00 AM »

I had no idea there's HS education in North Dakota.
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« Reply #194 on: November 19, 2012, 06:40:48 AM »

Careful, man, he might start a coalition against you and whine about your behavior to AH...
What's 'AH'?


althernatehistory.com.  Apparently when a Person didn't get his way in having me removed as a mod, it was too much for him to handle, so he took from the site and apparently started venting there about me.

Congratulations.

I'm so gratified that one was noticed.  I think humor based on our own community - and our special and intimate knowledge of our own bad eggs is particularly rich and heartwarming.
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« Reply #195 on: November 19, 2012, 11:25:39 AM »
« Edited: November 19, 2012, 11:27:54 AM by Senator Simfan34 »

Perhaps Ian will ban us all. It was a crisis when jmfcst was banned. If this was AH.com we'd be without opebo, Lief, BRTD, Torie, Al, and a slew of old-timers... though we do need a Thande figure.
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« Reply #196 on: November 19, 2012, 11:54:04 AM »

Perhaps Ian will ban us all. It was a crisis when jmfcst was banned. If this was AH.com we'd be without opebo, Lief, BRTD, Torie, Al, and a slew of old-timers... though we do need a Thande figure.

How could Torie be banned?  He's total affirmation of the system.  Never heard of AH or Thande.
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« Reply #197 on: November 19, 2012, 01:10:08 PM »

Perhaps Ian will ban us all. It was a crisis when jmfcst was banned. If this was AH.com we'd be without opebo, Lief, BRTD, Torie, Al, and a slew of old-timers... though we do need a Thande figure.

How could Torie be banned?  He's total affirmation of the system.
I assume this would be a maverick-type scenario where he goes crazy and deletes half the board.
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« Reply #198 on: November 19, 2012, 04:52:12 PM »

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« Reply #199 on: November 19, 2012, 09:54:30 PM »

Smiley  I'll be taking his class next semester.

Mr. Sabato! Do you recognize me? I'm Ben from the Atlas Forum!
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