The Comedy Goldmine

[Antonio the Sixth]

Just checking the posting averages, looks like he'll stay no. 2 until eventually overtaken by Kalwejt ages from now (a fate that awaits us all, even BRTD).

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

on John Major:

It was revealed, courtesy of Edwina Currie, that he wasn't even particularly good at being straitlaced and boring.

[World politics is up Schmitt creek]

I have an android phone. Was the Apple Maps app that bad?

You're asking this question of posters on this website? Seriously, unless it shows presidential election results and swings by county for all elections since 1100BC, it's a sub-par mapping tool...

[Paul Kemp]

FYI, It's not gay if you don't make eye contact

[Antonio the Sixth]

FF.  He's trying to save public employees from losing their jobs due to layoffs, not "bust unions".

I have some beachfront property in Iowa. Would you be interested?

[SPC]

Pacific Islanders in New Zealand vote pretty heavily for the Labour Party, so unless they're vastly different demographically I'd guess they voted Democratic.

That's not even comparing apples and oranges; more like apples and ostriches.

[Paul Kemp]

The other tabs you have open provide a truly terrifying insight.

Couldn't decide if this should be in the Gallery or the Goldmine, but I love this post!

hahahahaha excellent!

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

An anti-war evangelical who now supports marijuana legalization. Will he be listening to emoviolence soon?

[SUSAN CRUSHBONE]

Is that Rick Perry's daughter?

No, it's him.

Context

[Chancellor Tanterterg]

Works both with and without context

Next at 10, "Paris Hilton is a woman".

Correction at 11: "Paris Hilton is actually transgender, will begin taking testosterone and living as a man"

[Antonio the Sixth]

Sounds impressive, but I think Lindsey Graham still has a slight advantage.

[Lief 🗽]

The youth are like that - stupidly don't realize that they too will soon get old and need all the same things their elders need, such as prostitutes, bedpans, toupees etc.

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

See my sig.

[Grumpier Than Thou]

Context:

In the sense that he likes penis, yes.

[Antonio the Sixth]

What part of "partial" do you not understand?

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Awesome

[minionofmidas]

All that's wrong with both images is the dough.

[they don't love you like i love you]

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do
I have a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-dee
If you are wise, you'll listen to me

What do you get when a Speaker can't count?
A huge train wreck and loss of clout
All your enemies chortle with glee
While down goes the economy

I don't like the sound of it

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-da
If you were a leader, you could go far
You would live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

Antonio V's playlist 2012 religion census:

Christian 6.4%

• Catholic 5.2%
• Protestant 1.2%
  
  • Baptist 0.1%
  • Methodist 0.2%
  • Lutheran 0.2%
  • Presbyterian 0.1%
  • Episcopalian/Anglican 0.3%
  • United Church of Christ 0%
  • Pentecostal/Charismatic 0%
  • Evangelical/Born Again 0.3%
  • Other Protestant 0%
• Jehovah's Witness 0%
• Churches of Christ 0%
• Mormon/Latter-Day Saints 0%
• Other Christian 0%

Jewish 2.7%

Muslim 1.4%

Buddhist 1.5%

Hindu 0.3%

Other religions 2.8%

Agnostic+Atheist 84.9%

[Kaine for Senate '18]

Krazen: The Early Years:

"Mom, check that there aren't any teachers hiding in the closet" Little Krazen did shout/
Just before the lights went out.  
There were no teachers hiding in the closet that night/
Or even any other night
But little Krazen still couldn't sleep/
He was too scared to make even a peep.  
Tomorrow was his first day of school and if there was school there were sure to be teachers/
Truly the most vile of all God's creatures.  
Little Krazen was a clever lad/
He knew the truth about the evil that all teachers do and society's ignorance of it made him quite sad.  They don't hit kids nor do they scream and shout/
But they didn't fool little Krazen, no, he knew what they were all about.  
Teachers live the high life in apartments with $50,000 per-year pay instead of in a box by a gutter/
Thought Little Krazen with a shudder.  
Little Krazen was smart as a tack/
Much too smart for any union thugs that the teachers might send to attack.
Day after day in the classroom he would sit silently and despair/
While the teachers got paid, isn't life most unfair?
Years later Pre-Teen Krazen would find/
An internet forum on which to vent and unwind.
"The union thug wouldn't think of checking my posts, cause he's just a dumb jerk"/
Thought Pre-Teen Krazen with a smirk.
And that is how Krazen1211 came to be/
Attempts to reason with him about teachers are futile, don't you see?

[they don't love you like i love you]

I just came here to post that Mr. X post.

[Keystone Phil]

Tender was just asking for this bitch slap...

Thinking about Tender Branson...

do you mostly have the guy pictured below in your mind ?

Since they are from Austria...

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Context:

Simfan=Simban=Simba=Sambo

[Oldiesfreak1854]

Context:

Simfan=Simban=Simba=Sambo

See?  I told you Democrats are racist (sarcasm).

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Tender was just asking for this bitch slap...

Thinking about Tender Branson...

do you mostly have the guy pictured below in your mind ?

Since they are from Austria...

His troling lately has been over the top.