The Comedy Goldmine

[Marokai Backbeat]

He looks like his name.

[Donerail]

Obama

I'm confused; are you having sex with this person? Or just taking her to ridiculously expensive dinners?

You are confused in that you think those are separate things in Simfan's mind.

[Lief 🗽]

Mr & Mrs Republic?

I thought you are gay ?

[Foucaulf]

Mr & Mrs Republic?

I thought you are gay ?

Deserves to be posted in the Sulfur Mine.

[Joe Republic]

Deserves to be posted in the Sulfur Mine.

Sure, if you think being considered gay is insulting.  Perhaps you're still in middle school, I don't know.

[Tender Branson]

Deserves to be posted in the Sulfur Mine.

Sure, if you think being considered gay is insulting.  Perhaps you're still in middle school, I don't know.

It was of course not meant as an insult.

It was just that I thought Joe was gay, because I think I once clicked on the picture thread and saw him on a picture with his dad who was holding a sign on which it said: "I'm proud of my GAY son". Or something like that. Or it was a dream ... And now he has a hot wife ? That's really strange ...

[Joe Republic]

I think I once clicked on the picture thread and saw him on a picture with his dad who was holding a sign on which it said: "I'm proud of my GAY son". Or something like that.

WTF

Anyway it's all okay bro.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Deserves to be posted in the Sulfur Mine.

Sure, if you think being considered gay is insulting.  Perhaps you're still in middle school, I don't know.

Considering average age of this forum...

[Holmes]

Oh yes, that was me. A long time ago, actually. I had found a picture of a man who looked like Joe being picked up at the airport by his dad who was holding a "proud of my gay son!" sign or something. And so I posted it. Mystery solved.

[Lief 🗽]

Yes, even though I don't for any of the British posters (which is just as well, since I doubt any of them talk that way anyway.)

pretty much. i read all of al's posts as someone doing a bad alan moore impression.

[World politics is up Schmitt creek]

National Enquirer?

For your own sake, Tender, please go back to posting polls.

They get stuff (at least this kind of stuff) right often enough to not be totally ignored, but obviously should be taken with quite a bit of salt.


mmmm salt

A bit of salt? More like the entire Danakil Depression.

[morgieb]

"Heinrich-Schweitzer? We're selling a Presidency, for Christ's sake, not an imported lager."

[they don't love you like i love you]

I found the first three most funny:

1. Bushie will lose his job.
2. Bushie will get another call center job.
3. Bushie will not lose weight.
4. There will be myriad threads about the trends of random counties.
5. The majority of "women" on here will continue to have penises.
6. People will be dissatisfied with the results of the Oscars.
7. Old people will be confused by simple technology.
8. North and South Korea won't care much for each other.
9. Jews and Arabs won't care much for each other.
10. Northern states and Southern states won't care much for each other.
11. The rich will get richer.
12. The poor will procreate.
Same as it ever was....

[Kitteh]

I don't know if Germany has a political satire show like Private Eye or SNL

It's called the SPD.

[tmthforu94]

Hello... this isclarence. I am on my fiancees Iphone...I am traveling for christnas and Nye. ..my laptop comp is busted. Sorry for unannounced absence...vice chairman please hold votes in ny absence Happy new years everyone. Clarence

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Context needed:

My uncle jerks his own beef in his basement. 

[Lief 🗽]

AMERICA VOTES FOR FREEDOM
Rev. Cain carries 45 states, 58% of the popular vote

[minionofmidas]

Is there a Catholic Unionist Party?

[Simfan34]

How is that funny? Because it's called CUP? That's lame.

[Joe Republic]

Uh no, because its naïveté was unintentionally comical.

[Tetro Kornbluth]

How is that funny? Because it's called CUP? That's lame.

No, because... well that's not how NI works. Actually the funniest bit was not what Lewis quoted, it was asking whether the UUP was a Catholic unionist party which to say the least, is a bit odd.

[Simfan34]

No, I was asking if Unionist Catholics, today, voted UUP.

[World politics is up Schmitt creek]

No, I was asking if Unionist Catholics, today, voted UUP.

Don't Catholics who aren't explicitly Nationalist tend to vote Alliance?

[TJ in Oregon]

Maybe some, but I think Alliance tends to do best in Protestant areas while very few Catholics vote for them (at least first preferences). Yet a decent portion of the Catholic population isn't explicitly nationalist (though Catholic unionists virtually don't exist). Are they just moderate SDLP voters for the most part?

[Paul Kemp]

I used some fancy photo editing app

To do what, add the hat?