The Comedy Goldmine

[minionofmidas]

How is that funny? Because it's called CUP? That's lame.

No, because... well that's not how NI works. Actually the funniest bit was not what Lewis quoted, it was asking whether the UUP was a Catholic unionist party which to say the least, is a bit odd.

He edited that in afterwards.

I put it here because we don't have a douse-yourself-in-sulphur-and-light-it mine yet.

[Tetro Kornbluth]

No, I was asking if Unionist Catholics, today, voted UUP.

Don't Catholics who aren't explicitly Nationalist tend to vote Alliance?

No. Nowadays they vote SDLP.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

That guy who did that stupid Hoover in 1932 was probably born in the 2000s. Polo-Iriqui Federation!

What do you mean?  I probably would've voted for Hoover in 193 and I only have a  little over two weeks left as a teenager .

[Filuwaúrdjan]

Context is not exactly required, but helps:

I read a Social Democratic editorial that said this makes the party look like a bunch of drunken villiage idiots, and I'm not even sure I disagree.

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

You've got about twice as much as I have.

It's probably because you're a brown.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

It's not a presidential election forum almost 4 years in advance without some really stupid proposals.

LOL.

Too bad WalterMitty doesn't post much anymore.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Quayle does have experience on his side.

As much experience in the Congress as Jack Kennedy did when he sought the presidency.

And as much intelligence as Jack Kennedy after he "left" Presidency.

[Grumpier Than Thou]

Dammit it Kal, I was just coming here to post that...

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

This man is a hero and a patriot, and I applaud his selfless crusade against the libertarian menace.

It's a woman.

Not if the libertarians get their way.

[Mechaman]

Quayle does have experience on his side.

As much experience in the Congress as Jack Kennedy did when he sought the presidency.

And as much intelligence as Jack Kennedy after he "left" Presidency.

Mr. Kennedy's intelligence after he "left" the Presidency was at least very wide, being spreaded across Dallas.

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

Opebo has never allowed the dictionary to box him in. Quite the opposite, prude

[Tender Branson]

Man shoots depraved naked intruder who was found choking the family dog.

[Antonio the Sixth]

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=167509.0

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

Man shoots depraved naked intruder who was found choking the family dog.

Nix's response to this was also glorious.

[Grumpier Than Thou]

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=167509.0

Just came here to post this

[Antonio the Sixth]

Just... what...

Plus, I quit playing those games for religious reasons.

[Grumpier Than Thou]

Just... what...

Plus, I quit playing those games for religious reasons.

Now he's just trolling for the sake of trolling.

[Simfan34]

Man shoots depraved naked intruder who was found choking the family dog.

How many nude dog-chokers aren't depraved?

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

The disadvantage, however, is that you are wearing a bow tie.

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

didn't vote, no frogs.

We don't give a sh**t about your frogs.

shirt?

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

I see.

Trotskyism is a deranged and perverse corruption and perversion of the true doctrine of Marxism-Leninism-Sibbolethism and actually counts as a medical condition. The only known cure is trepanning via an ice axe.

[Badger]

An old meme, but it made me laugh.

I am not even going to jump into this juicy Santorum-Paul fight.

Pun intended?

[Mr. Morden]

It would be sad if our first female President was one who got their on the coattails of her husband.

But maybe she will reform education so that your children will learn the difference between "their" and "there."

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

I have a few questions to ask about the history of the forum.

1. How long has it been around?

The Forum was established in 1975 by Dave Leip in his mom's basement, where Mr. Leip was spending time discussing elections with his imaginary friends and family's cat, Peter. He was also pretty busy sticking his colorful election maps to the wall. The Forum went down after a fire accidentally started by Daniel, a bipolar family's dog. Deeply traumatized by this experience, Mr. Leip decided to put his map in safe place, which is the internet.

[Antonio the Sixth]

I miss him. I want him back for good. (And it's utterly unmistakable that that's him. Hardly took an IP check.)

It was his choice, Lewis.

Should that matter? He isn't pro choice.