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they don't love you like i love you
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« Reply #400 on: January 18, 2013, 11:45:18 AM »

Actually I've gotten the vibe most people in the age range here think the Flintstones is from the 80s rather than 60s. Though the theme song is indeed a tip off.
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The world will shine with light in our nightmare
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« Reply #401 on: January 18, 2013, 12:45:32 PM »

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« Reply #402 on: January 18, 2013, 05:31:43 PM »

15 rounds for the elites but 7 for the people. Interesting.
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« Reply #403 on: January 18, 2013, 06:37:30 PM »

Bugger their baby sisters, just like they always have done. It gets dark and lonesome in those mountain valleys.
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« Reply #404 on: January 19, 2013, 02:37:26 AM »


It premiered in 1960.  It's old enough that before they were being used to sell vitamins, they were selling Winston cigarettes.
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« Reply #405 on: January 19, 2013, 07:22:38 AM »

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The world will shine with light in our nightmare
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« Reply #406 on: January 19, 2013, 11:44:47 AM »

Of course, in the united states, that money isn't used on capital expense but rather to provide lavish welfare schemes to the chosen unproductives.
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« Reply #407 on: January 19, 2013, 12:41:57 PM »

Of course, in the united states, that money isn't used on capital expense but rather to provide lavish welfare schemes to the chosen unproductives.
it's only funny because (ironically), he's correct. just in a very different way than he probably intended.
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« Reply #408 on: January 19, 2013, 12:45:39 PM »

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« Reply #409 on: January 19, 2013, 12:47:26 PM »

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« Reply #410 on: January 19, 2013, 09:15:29 PM »

I'm a postmoderate.  We pomos are different from traditional moderates.  We place everything on a political matrix in the shape of a sphere.  We place any sentence that can be identified as a "political stance" on the surface of said sphere as an extremist position.  We then fill the rest of the sphere with empty space and place our position at the center.

The centered position is formed by collecting all the statements of the sphere surface, breaking them down as words, and finding the ten most common words spoken.   These ten words the form the ten word sentence of our belief on any said issue.
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« Reply #411 on: January 19, 2013, 10:04:36 PM »

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Antonio the Sixth
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« Reply #412 on: January 20, 2013, 03:37:24 PM »


It premiered in 1960.  It's old enough that before they were being used to sell vitamins, they were selling Winston cigarettes.

I guess that makes them even more prehistoric. Tongue
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« Reply #413 on: January 20, 2013, 03:39:45 PM »

Anyhow...

Gubernatorial Election:
[ 2 ] Tmthforu94
[ 1 ] drj101

Assembly Election:

[ 1 ] drj10
[ 2 ] Gass3268
[ 3 ] TexasDemocrat
[ 4 ] Clinton1996
[ 5 ] Write-In: someone who isn't a goddamn pony fycking creeper
[ 6 ] Write-In: a nosepeg, a pair of disposable rubber gloves and a shower
[ 7 ] Write-In: Dear God, what did I ever do to deserve this?
[ 8 ] Write-In: I mean, other than that, obviously...
[ 9 ] Write-In: Very well. Point taken...
[ 10 ] a Person
[ 11 ] Write-In: I feel dirty now
[ 12 ] Write-In: so, so, so dirty...


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they don't love you like i love you
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« Reply #414 on: January 20, 2013, 03:41:14 PM »

Attacking adult males for liking My Little Pony is very reactionary and is a defense of traditional gender roles.
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The world will shine with light in our nightmare
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« Reply #415 on: January 20, 2013, 03:52:45 PM »

This is why I almost always go to Saturday evening mass: I never know when a crazy game of computer Monopoly can go until 3 AM Sunday morning!

Bushie isn't playing computer Monopoly, Phil.


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« Reply #416 on: January 20, 2013, 03:55:05 PM »

Depends. Are you still confused about your sexuality? Having lady troubles? Things we could actual comment on? Just don't make it like Memphis's Tongue

Well, I just got dumped a couple weeks ago and now have a girlfriend who lives in Texas if that counts for anything

Uh oh, you're Manti Te'O, Jr. now?

Are you calling me a brown?

If you have a girlfriend in TX and you have never met her, I'm calling  you a dumb.
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« Reply #417 on: January 20, 2013, 04:02:21 PM »

Attacking adult males for liking My Little Pony is very reactionary and is a defense of traditional gender roles.

It's not a gender issue. A 29-year old woman liking a pony cartoon would be just as ridiculous as you are.
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« Reply #418 on: January 20, 2013, 04:05:23 PM »

Attacking adult males for liking My Little Pony is very reactionary and is a defense of traditional gender roles.

It's not a gender issue. A 29-year old woman liking a pony cartoon would be just as ridiculous as you are.

I'm sure my 32-year old female co-worker who I frequently chat about with the show and share pony .gifs/photoshops through IM at work all day would disagree with that.
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« Reply #419 on: January 20, 2013, 04:20:20 PM »

Attacking adult males for liking My Little Pony is very reactionary and is a defense of traditional gender roles.

It's not a gender issue. A 29-year old woman liking a pony cartoon would be just as ridiculous as you are.

I'm sure my 32-year old female co-worker who I frequently chat about with the show and share pony .gifs/photoshops through IM at work all day would disagree with that.

There's only one possible answer to such kind of post:

Shut up.

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MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!
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« Reply #420 on: January 20, 2013, 04:22:15 PM »

Attacking adult males for liking My Little Pony is very reactionary and is a defense of traditional gender roles.

It's not a gender issue. A 29-year old woman liking a pony cartoon would be just as ridiculous as you are.

I'm sure my 32-year old female co-worker who I frequently chat about with the show and share pony .gifs/photoshops through IM at work all day would disagree with that.

There's only one possible answer to such kind of post:

Shut up.



Incredibly witty response exactly on Zack's level. Good show, sir.
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Grumpier Than Uncle Joe
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« Reply #421 on: January 20, 2013, 04:23:31 PM »

Context

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« Reply #422 on: January 20, 2013, 06:37:39 PM »

Attacking adult males for liking My Little Pony is very reactionary and is a defense of traditional gender roles.

And age roles, as well.
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Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook
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« Reply #423 on: January 20, 2013, 07:16:03 PM »

Attacking adult males for liking My Little Pony is very reactionary and is a defense of traditional gender roles.

Agreed, what kind of man wouldn't like a show about six hot lesbians learning to love each other more?
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« Reply #424 on: January 20, 2013, 07:33:58 PM »

cc: Deluge

Attacking adult males for liking My Little Pony is very reactionary and is a defense of traditional gender roles.
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