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[Warren 4 Secretary of Everything]

I don't know if this is funny or just sad, so I'll post it both here and in the Deluge.

I believe it would be a mistake to underestimate Governor Palin as it was to underestimate then First Lady Clinton.

It is possible for the once unpopular to become popular. Though admittedly, more difficult for anyone to the right of Joseph Stalin, because the leftists have the media to make them popular.

I believe in a fair fight, Sarah Palin would beat the Democrats by 10 points or more.

[Modernity has failed us]

Like Hitler in what way? In that they ate sugar?

[World politics is up Schmitt creek]

Like Hitler in what way? In that they ate sugar?

Oldiesfreak's response in that thread is also interesting, in that he says, among other things, that Hugo Chavez was more like Hitler than the Kims.

[Antonio the Sixth]

Like Hitler in what way? In that they ate sugar?

Oldiesfreak's response in that thread is also interesting, in that he says, among other things, that Hugo Chavez was more like Hitler than the Kims.

And that PETA was more so than Dick Cheney.

Anyway, my point was that "like Hitler" can mean thousands of different things.

[Antonio the Sixth]

I'm now starting a petition for Vosem to be made to only post in Russian.

[World politics is up Schmitt creek]

CPAC: The Woodstock for crazy people.

Not at all. At Woodstock, they played decent music. At CPAC, they blare "Life is a Highway" between every single speech for no reason at all.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

I am not going to postpone my life just because I don't have a job and I will actively enjoy life while I'm trying to rebound.

...How Bushie takes advice on the Atlas forum

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

Context:

What about Mitt Romney? He's out of a job, has plenty of experience on national television, and the show could benefit from his unique brand of folksy charm.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

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[Kaine for Senate '18]

Why don't they just forgo democracy and appoint the nominee?

Or pass primary voter ID law requiring 4 forms of ID, including at least two platinum or higher credit cards to vote.

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

The British tradition in these matters is to have a regency if the monarch suffers from senility or madness.  I'm all for having a regency start right now, but for tradition's sake it should wait until Charles is on the throne before a regent is appointed for him.

[Antonio the Sixth]

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=170766

[Modernity has failed us]

I may be chubby, but I am NOT flat chested!  Rude...

[SPC]

"Romeo, drinking poison will not help you get girls."

[World politics is up Schmitt creek]

memphis is acting even more adolescent than usual. Pay attention to the context in which he's quoting me here.

Double deluge

Dumping on Shakespeare should not be protected by the First Amendment. I consider that akin to treason - worse because it disrespects the English language (which he more than anyone else in its modern form gave birth to), rather than a mere political entity.

You're one to talk. Your opinions on English verse lack all merit. In fact, I'd argue that it's very unlikely that they'll ever gain merit, since they appear to be based on an ear for poetic form so bad that I wasn't actually aware that it was possible before this afternoon.

[Filuwaúrdjan]

o.k that's actually hilarious

[World politics is up Schmitt creek]

BRTD, you know I love you, but...

Given the way this thread is worded, probably BRTD.

I would say that the person who is the most screwed in the head is probably Bushie.  Frankly, the man has some severe mental problems that need to be revealed by a psychologist or some sh*t.  And his natural tendencies towards conning people left and right, all in the name of God, is disgusting.  If this were thirty years ago the man would have a multi-million dollar "evangelical" empire with five different Boeing Jets that he uses to bang high priced prostitutes in.  So of course, while I find the poster Bushie a disgusting parasite of a tax paying citizen, I in no way think he makes less sense than BRTD (getting to that in a minute).

Oldiesfreak. . . . . . . . makes some sense.  Sure, his view of politics is illogical and irrational but it's conceivable how someone who has an average amount of sanity and is normal in the mind and maybe even above average intelligence can get around to his way of thinking.  I mean good god, he isn't that much different from some "editors" on Wikipedia (admittedly, you have to have a sh*tload of time on your hands to find that out) in the talk section.  IN fact, given that Oldies at least acknowledges that Know Nothings largely went to the Republican Party, he's a good degree more honest than some wikipedia editors I've come across.  Overall, I'd probably say he makes more sense than either BRTD or Bushie, even with his irrational thinking.  Hell, he probably makes more sense than JJ (who butchers the meaning of polls).

With all that said, BRTD makes no sense.  Like absolute zero sense.  Words can't possibly describe the amount of effort it would take to try to understand, just attempting to make some sense of BRTD.  Because, you can't.  Gay racists make more sense than BRTD does.  Gay disabled racist chauvinists make more sense than BRTD does.  Gay disabled racist chauvinistic animal lovers make more sense than BRTD does.  White Supremacists for Obama/Biden 2012 make more sense than BRTD does.  Homosexual Black Women Directors for McCain/Palin make more sense than BRTD does.  George Wallace voters for Jesse Jackson '84 make more sense than BRTD does.  Communists for Joseph McCarthy for President '52 make more sense than BRTD does.  Republicans for Slavery make more sense than BRTD does.  Mountain bikes with no seats make more sense than BRTD.  Nickelback fans make almost as much sense as BRTD does.

With that said, he's still saner than Bushie.  Which is saying a lot.

[patrick1]

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Naso must be highly conflicted by the news.

[Paul Kemp]

Click for context

Naso must be highly conflicted by the news.

haha!

[World politics is up Schmitt creek]

Context:

Is he?

[Antonio the Sixth]

How the **** did I get a higher score than BRTD?

I'M A HIGH-CHURCH MAINLINE PROTESTANT WHO PRAYS THE ROSARY.

BRTD GOES TO CHURCH AT SOME SORT OF WAREHOUSE OR SOMETHING.

WHAT.

[they don't love you like i love you]

I wanted to post that but it'd be too weird because it refers to me.

[Modernity has failed us]

A Freedom Fighter in the War Against Rational Thinking.

The W.A.R.T.?

[King]

Who knew? In a not so veiled way, the generalized fluff of a text basically is saying that the Pubs need to throw social conservatives under the bus. Either that, or figure out how olds can live to be 200 (what a horrible thought!).

There are many sensible olds whom I would not mind having live to be 200; you might even be one of them.

Maybe he'll last long enough for the Revolution to come and he can be guillotined.

[Lief 🗽]

Bushie, by the time you actually move to Kenya, your children will probably be young adults. Will you then adopt cuter replacement children?