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« Reply #775 on: April 03, 2013, 04:06:51 PM »

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In my case, by the man opebo himself. Tongue

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I think he just hit on you. 
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« Reply #776 on: April 04, 2013, 02:52:40 PM »

Is Handel the Messiah the Georgia Republicans are looking for?
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« Reply #777 on: April 04, 2013, 04:00:26 PM »

Adam, how the hell is your S score positive? Are you ravingly anti-abortion in order to compensate for your weird obsession with lesbian horses?
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« Reply #778 on: April 04, 2013, 06:27:45 PM »

Context:

If he has a strong showing in the Moon primary, all bets are off.
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« Reply #779 on: April 05, 2013, 01:57:05 AM »

BTW, do Hispanics and Asians have their own prom?

They used to, but the white parents are now inviting them to the white prom in hopes of expanding the Republican base.
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« Reply #780 on: April 05, 2013, 02:27:56 AM »

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« Reply #781 on: April 05, 2013, 02:47:54 AM »


Precisely!  They shovel burnt low-quality garbage into their mouths like threshing machines.  And grimace at you the entire time.
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« Reply #782 on: April 05, 2013, 04:01:49 PM »


Precisely!  They shovel burnt low-quality garbage into their mouths like threshing machines.  And grimace at you the entire time.

Haha, thanks.  Its the grimace which makes it funny, really.

And now what I came here to post:

I miss it when v goes for months without posting a grammar question.  I always worry he's in prison being tortured or standing in front of tank in Tiananmen Square, or somethng.
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« Reply #783 on: April 05, 2013, 05:55:32 PM »

I think Ranch is OK, but I prefer Italian or Bleu Cheese.  As for on pizza, I believe Papa John's puts some sort of dipping sauce in with their pizzas.  I have a book about pizza where the author says that a general rule of thumb is that pizza should not be served with dipping sauce.  Personally, I would probably agree.  Pizza is much too good on its own.  Why ruin such a great classic Italian/American comfort food like that?

Oh? I'm glad you've cleared that up with the experts' opinion.


I see he has the same high standard in culinary experts as he does in historical experts.
What's that supposed to mean?

He's complimenting you. Be proud of your research abilities.
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Goldwater
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« Reply #784 on: April 05, 2013, 07:39:36 PM »

Obama has apologized to Kamala Harris for calling her the best looking Attorney General. 

No word yet on when he'll be apologizing to all the other Attorney Generals for the slight.
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« Reply #785 on: April 06, 2013, 06:15:40 PM »

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« Reply #786 on: April 07, 2013, 11:47:45 AM »

THAT IS BRILLIANT
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« Reply #787 on: April 07, 2013, 05:30:50 PM »

Sanders would be a good way to get black people. After all, you shut up black people with fried chicken, right?

Context necessary
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« Reply #788 on: April 07, 2013, 06:00:22 PM »

1. Write-in: Comrade Kitteh of Virginia (Atlasian Imperialist Front/Labor Party)
2. Bore
3. Matt from the TV:

4. Matt from VT
This somehow made me lol.
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« Reply #789 on: April 08, 2013, 01:54:51 AM »

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There's another reason to avoid most pies I've tried. They taste like [inks].

What part of me have you tasted?
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« Reply #790 on: April 08, 2013, 02:22:44 AM »


Someone had to say that. Cheesy
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« Reply #791 on: April 08, 2013, 08:41:19 AM »


This line takes on a whole new character when you imagine it delivered in a Polish accent and without the article "a" before "man", as Kalwejt has enabled us to.
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« Reply #792 on: April 08, 2013, 09:11:19 AM »

because it is wrong to diet on your birthday

Why?  Is it wrong to abstain from shooting meth and going to the prostitute on your birthday too?
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« Reply #793 on: April 08, 2013, 10:21:01 PM »

I find the ending of the "confession" thread amusing, since I knew immediately Mikado would be the one to close it for a random reason.
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« Reply #794 on: April 09, 2013, 10:22:12 AM »

I find the ending of the "confession" thread amusing, since I knew immediately Mikado would be the one to close it for a random reason.

He gave no reason except "not going well".
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« Reply #795 on: April 09, 2013, 03:35:56 PM »

Nice and blunt:

I just got home from the doctor and I got drops and an anti-biotic. It was a middle ear infection and a rupturing of the eardrum. Just as I suspected.

Quit listening to Nickelback and the other gay bands you listen to at such a high volume.
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« Reply #796 on: April 09, 2013, 04:35:36 PM »

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« Reply #797 on: April 09, 2013, 05:23:28 PM »

The video had 38 views when I watched it.  This thread had been read 84 times.  LOL.
I'm assuming that BRTD made the video himself?

YT username: dtrb83

Go figure.

Dead Than Red Better? LOL Tongue
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« Reply #798 on: April 09, 2013, 07:46:42 PM »

On the death of Annette Funicello:
I wonder if she'll be frozen like was reputedly done to Uncle Walt.
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« Reply #799 on: April 09, 2013, 10:22:42 PM »

I was going to say Dudefest, because I was under the mistaken assumption that Dudefest was perhaps a celebration of the 'Big Lebowski", but since it isn't I'm going with Branson.
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