The Comedy Goldmine

[SUSAN CRUSHBONE]

Probably Cock.  Darth Vader as president is almost as bad as Al Franken being an accidental Senator.

[Grumpier Than Thou]

US Election Atlas Forum: Where a supermajority of our women have penises.

[Paul Kemp]

I'm going to do something quite different for me.  I'm normally not a golf person, but my Uncle who is still here while his wife is in Florida is a huge golf fan.  After I take a nice walk, I am going over to Grandma's with him the next four days and watch the 2013 Master's Golf Tournament from Augusta, Georgia.  I would love to hear his commentary on the biggest golf event of the year.

I started reading this paragraph thinking "Wait, Bushie isn't going to golfing is he?"  Then by the end, I realized that all was right with the world again when I read that you were only going to watch it on TV.

[Torie]

I see that thread that I shall not name, is still like a vinyl record on a spinning wheel with a scratch, that just plays the same suck measures over and over again.

[Antonio the Sixth]

Why people keep reading that pile of sh*t is beyond my understanding.

[Paul Kemp]

Why people keep reading that pile of sh*t is beyond my understanding.

I try not to but sometimes I click on it somehow.

It's just absolutely hilarious to me that he's makes a big deal out of seeing his uncle who is into golf...so that he can watch it with it. It's classic.

[Antonio the Sixth]

Your sig should be in this thread as well, Averroes.

[opebo]

Why people keep reading that pile of sh*t is beyond my understanding.

Because it is America. 

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Oklahoma City is one of the most beautiful cities in the world.

[Mr. Morden]

You are now what I call a Stage 1 Adult - you can vote, legally smoke, legally have consensual sex and are legally considered an adult.  A Stage 2 Adult is Age 21 where you can legally consume alcoholic beverages.  One can make a case for a Stage 3 Adult at Age 26 when you can no longer be on your parent's insurance.

Sheesh, these sound like a disease.

What stage are you?

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

Why people keep reading that pile of sh*t is beyond my understanding.

Because it is America. 

It's not merely America.  It's Oklahoma!

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

I see that thread that I shall not name, is still like a vinyl record on a spinning wheel with a scratch, that just plays the same suck measures over and over again.

Oh c'mon, you peek in once in a while.

[Grumpier Than Thou]

you meant Tabasco dude.  you had me scratching my head for a moment.  and had my mother wondering why I was Googling 'Cheez-it tobacco' when she walked past.

[Grumpier Than Thou]

When I was a kid I wished I was black.  Or green.   

True story.

Were you that insecure about your junk?

[Tender Branson]

Penalty shootout. No prices for guessing how the English side did.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Yes, in 7th grade, by a Dr. Fagan. He also noted that I was flaccid and out of shape, and over-weight (no I didn't look like Bushie, but he was more right than wrong).  I said that was because I lived the life of the mind rather than the body. He said, oh, I see, you think you are an intellectual, eh? How do you spell that word describing the climatic conditions, and its homonym referring to alternatives. I spelled out "weather" and "whether," respectively, and he said that is pretty good, and he moved on to closely inspecting my package.

And there you have it. I was genetically wired to never be intimidated by M.D's.

Well yes.. but I can't believe you managed not to get an erection with this kind of heavy flirting going on.

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Oh! Perhaps I spoke too soon.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

I went back and fixed that [img] error, Gramps.. should be

Fixed!

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

As an infant, I cast my ballot for Grand Wizard David Duke in the 1990 Louisiana senate race and contributed to his campaign. But in my defense, I only donated a shiny penny I found on the floor that I didn't feel like eating.

[Bacon King]

are the ports of Madagascar closed yet?

[Grumpier Than Thou]

BTW, do Hispanics and Asians have their own prom?

They used to, but the white parents are now inviting them to the white prom in hopes of expanding the Republican base.

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

75% of us are unimaginable, 25% are normal.

Sounds about right. This is the Atlas Forum after all.

[Grumpier Than Thou]

At this rate, I'll lean left economically within a year or so

[opebo]

Once you can say finks and shmikado on television, can you also say them on websites that schools might link to?

[King]

So what's the story on getting that exercise app?  We're all dying for proof to see that you're walking.

I haven't tried to download it in a few days.  I've let other things get in the way.

[Bacon King]

Newest suggestion in the Mod Cave's discussion on how to get in touch with our absentee administrator:

There's a link on every poster's profile page called "report to admin".  If you report someone, does that email go to Dave?  What do you think about reporting Dave's own profile to admin, saying "This poster will not respond to PMs or emails about important forum business"?